I went to library school but ended up working in the adult industry instead. I'm sure that happens to a lot of librarians. Now I get to catalog copious amounts of pornography and use the Women’s Studies degree that many deemed worthless.
When I’m not indulging in pornographic materials, I like riding my bike, high-fiving and will read anything you put in front of me. I’m most proud of the fact that at 30, I can still do pull-ups and am pretty sure I could rock the Presidential Fitness Test.
Oh. And I like Sluts. Sluts Rock. It’s just got to be the right slut
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In this Burning Angel spoof of William Peter Blatty’s classic, The Exorcist, Tommy Pistol plays a priest who has tried every exorcism spell approved by the church, and resorts to a non-sanctioned ritual to save the soul of Joanna Angel – The Sexcorcism!
To begin, let me just say for the record, the last thing I would ever to is still my theoretical dick down the devil’s throat, even if he was possessing Joanna Angel. Pistol is a man on a mission though, and that’s exactly what he does. After a bit, he determines that this isn’t going to be enough to expel the devil, and after crossing her across the face with his cock, begins to pound away in hopes of saving the poor girl. Pistol and Angel, who have been dating forever, are always hot together and this scene is no different. In the end, Pistol is left lying in a puddle of demon ejaculate on the floor after a spectacular squirting finale!
I could go on and on about this original fuck flick, but I don’t want to ruin all of the good stuff. Let me just say you have plenty to look forward to as a man risks his life to save a soul.
Fans of horror flicks and Joanna Angel will love this spoof, but I will warn you that this is a pretty rough flick. If you don’t want to see demon vomit (because it wouldn’t do justice to the original without it) and their version of the cross masturbation scene, I’d suggest checking out this review of My Girlfriend’s A Vampire. It’s a great holiday flick without the rough stuff.
Also make sure you check out their spoof H.P. Lovecraft’s 80’s horror flick Re-Animator this Halloween, the award-winning Re-Penetrator.
The 2008 eLINE Awards were announced last week in Berlin and I wanted to give a shout out a few winners.
Petra Joy, the amazing woman behind Stawberry Seductress, was given the Award for Pioneering Achievements in Adult Films for Women. I’m glad to see that the industry think she’s as fantastic as we do!
If you missed our 20 question interview with her the first time around, make sure you take a look now!
My favorite solo sex flick of the year, Barcelona Sex Project, was also highlighted when Erika Lust took home the award for Best Documentary. I can’t say enough good things about this fascinating look into the lives of the six sexy subjects!
It’s nice to see some of our favorite director’s getting much deserved recognition at one of the biggest shows in Europe.
I realize that this site is frequented by ladies for the most part, if I may be so bold as to refer to you as “ladies.” However, when I saw this video over at the Good Vibes Magazine, I decided to share because information is power.
A lot of dudes are worried about being gay - temptation is every where and if a guy lets down his guard for just a few minutes, he could find himself bent over the locker room bench taking it from his gym buddy. This instructional video offers a handful of tips that should help every straight guy protect his heterosexuality.
One of my friends (you know who you are) should probably consider sharing this video with her boyfriend.
When it comes to Halloween, I don’t spend hours coming up with the perfect costume every year or look forward to an evening of mischief. I’m much happier pouring a couple of pumpkin ales and reading scary stories aloud. This year we spiced things up a bit by sharing Pam Keesey’s Dark Angels, because nothing says Halloween to a couple of dykes like lesbian vampire erotica!
Keesey has collected a great variety of tales that lack neither substance nor sex. Whether addressing the vampire as a symbol or as a dark seductress, each draws the reader into a world where the rules no longer apply. Whether the main character is hanging out in a modern day goth club, or a Russian countess in the late 1800’s, she’s sure to capture your imagination as she inevitably gets exactly what she wants.
One of my favorite stories is Melanie Tem’s Presence, a compelling journey through one woman’s life as she experiments with sex, blood and spirituality. It’s brief, but a really good read.
I also, oddly enough, have to recommend you read the introduction. Keesey goes far beyond what I’ve come to expect, delving into each story and vampire lore. She discusses the origin of the vampire, it’s connection with the goddess, and blood as a symbol. By reading it, I had a better understanding of the mythology of the vampire and am inspired to learn more.
For me, these tales do more than tell the tale of the seductive vampire. They present women at the height of their sexuality – confident, strong, aggressive and, of course, beautiful. The result is a collection that will please both vampire enthusiasts and my Sapphic sisters.
Add this excellent book to your collection!
It looks like I’m more of a voyeur than I thought! I was just mesmerized by GwenMedia’s Glitches, a fetish flick that features my new crush Darenzia. There are five fantastic scenes, each offering a different fantasy for your viewing pleasure. My favorite was the first; it’s simple and incredibly erotic. The scene opens on Darenzia staring right at you. Miss Conduct and Ariel X enter the picture and begin licking and kissing but her eyes never leave you. It’s like being in the sex club of your dreams without having to pay an outrageous cover charge. Overall, all of the scenes are pretty hot. They feature a lot of great latex, beautiful women and a nice variety of fetish elements. For those of you who are fetish enthusiasts or if you’re just curious, be sure to check out more titles from GwenMedia including the award-winning Ivy Manor series. In my humble opinion, they’re a company that doesn’t cut corners and their movies feature the hottest models around. -The Porn Librarian
I was in the mood for some Lesbian Lovin’ and after reading about Abigail Productions upcoming Facts of Life spoof, I figured I would watch one of their earlier films. Friends and Lovers is a good movie overall, with a couple of great scenes. I love that there’s a little variety – you get your traditional girl-on-girl scenes but there’s also a couple of group scenes included for those of you who like a little group action.
The second scene really stood out for me, but I’m a sucker for tattooed girls. Mz. Berlin, besides being a gorgeous red head, has plenty of ink to lust after. She and Madison Young have great chemistry and I’m a fan of mutual masturbation. There’s also some hot trib action and plenty of foreplay.
I also really enjoyed the shower footage in scene three. I love watching water fall off of a woman’s body and all four girls are having a great time. This is one of those scenes where everyone in it is giggling or has a mouth full of pussy – it’s really hot and a little silly. Since I’m a firm believer that porn and sex should be fun, this pleases me greatly. -The Porn Librarian
