I was first introduced to Paul Krassner’s writing through his column on AVN.com. I was immediately struck by how funny and honest he was and found myself looking forward to his next piece. After doing a little research, I discovered that he has a long history of awesomeness and began seeking out more of Krassner’s social and political commentary. He’s one of those people who has the balls to say what we’re all thinking and then take it one step further.
When I got my hands on a copy of In Praise of Indeceny, a collection of essays and interviews by Krassner, I was totally excited and dove right in. After devouring it in a couple of sittings, the only bad thing I have to say is that there wasn’t enough! For a guy who has been writing since long before I was born, I’d love to see a more comprehensive collection.
If you don’t know Krassner’s work, this is a great introduction. It contains 25 great pieces starting with and interview by Susie Bright and ending with a piece on women and porn that contains quotes from Tristan Taormino, Candida Royalle and Carol Queen. Packed in the middle are rants about pubic hair, the taste of cum and Snoop Dogg. It’s smart, funny and bound to make you think – what more could you ask for?
One word of warning for fans, I had previously read a number of the included pieces, so if you’re looking for new content, this is not the book for you. If you’re interested in owning a great collection of writing from the only person in the world ever to win awards from both Playboy and the Feminist Party Media Workshop, don’t hesitate to pick up a copy. I spent an afternoon on the beach laughing out loud and engaging my friends in debate regarding his ideas and definitely recommend it.
Add In Praise of Indecency to your collection today!
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Apparently, I need to get a rival. We can push each other to the max before getting it on! This is going to be super sweet.
While I’m not usually one who seeks out girl fights, the tension set up by a little rough housing in this Sweetheart Video flick leads to some super hot sex!
My favorite scene ended up being the last one and stars Ariel X and Samantha Ryan – two girls who do a lot of all girl porn and are amongst my favorite femme-y (not dyke porn) performers. Both girls are gorgeous with long, lean bodies and know what it takes to please a woman.
They set the scene up with Ariel X coming in after a night of partying to wake up Ryan, who apparently takes her studies a bit more seriously. After an argument, they end up going at it with a ferocity that makes me wish I’d had more inconsiderate roommates in college.
There’s a ton of amazing oral action, which is why I really loved the scene. Eating pussy is rarely the focal point of a scene and these girls really go to town on each other. Of course, there’s lots of hot finger fucking and kissing as the girls writhe against each other. It’s a pretty long scene, but never boring thanks to the intensity that is present throughout. For those of you who like your girl on girl action toy free, this is a great scene.
In the end, like everything else I’ve seen from Sweetheart, this porno wins my approval. The girls are gorgeous (fans of redheads should check out Mz. Berlin!) and the XXX is sure to get your heart pumping. Plus, it’s got just a pinch of hot fetishy goodness that makes it unique.
p.s. who has a kitchen like that when they’re in college? That fridge cost more than my all of the furniture in my college apartment. At least they were fucking on a twin bed – now that is something that reminds me of my school days.
-The Porn Librarian
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Even though the media loves to tell me that women don’t watch or enjoy XXX, I feel 100 percent confident saying that lots of us do. Hell, I’ve even banked my retirement on the fact that ladies love porno! Of course, some ladies enjoy a good softcore movie, including me every once in a while, so I thought I’d highlight the best softcore films our site has to offer. If you’re looking for something a little more sensual to curl up on the couch and enjoy with a friend or your favorite vibe, be sure to check out these hot flicks.
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To Whom It May Concern,
If you are more interested in being a politician than a porn star, please don’t tape yourself having sex. Doesn’t matter if it’s your wife, a girlfriend, your boyfriend or an intern. No one wants to see it and I’m pretty sure it does little for your political aspirations.
Also, if you’re made a career out of making sure perverts like me aren’t afforded the same rights as the rest of American’s in order to protect your precious marriage, stop fucking around on your wives. They deserve better.
Finally, Uggs and skinny jeans for dudes are out.
Sincerely,
The Porn Librarian
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Nothing sucks more than going to work during the summer. We’re trained our whole lives to be lazy once the weather turns, but then you finish school and you’re stuck inside while the best days of the year waste away. It’s total crap.
Of course, there are a few things one can do to make the work day fly by. One option would be working. I always have more than I can possibly do and time flies by… A second suggestion would be to sneak off to a dark corner and get XXX with a friend or yourself. I mean, if Dwight Schrute can get off at work, anyone can!
In an effort to get you through the day, we’ve teamed up with EdenFantasy.com for a new fun new contest. I’m sure you’re wondering what’s up for grabs, so I won’t delay any further.
We’re giving away Lelo’s Mia to one lucky reader. The Mia is a discreet vibe that could easily pass as a tube of lipstick in the bottom of your bag. This travel sized toy is rechargeable, multi-speed and phthalate-free. If you’re a tech junkie you’re going to love it, because unlike most rechargeable vibes, there’s no cord and charger to keep track of - this baby charges through a computer USB port. How rad is that?
Now for the important stuff - the rules. For those of you who are really craving this toy, you can earn up to three raffle tickets for our random drawing.
1. Comment on this blog. You can tell us your favorite office fantasy, a true life tale of desktop debauchery or let us know how you think the Mia could help you through your day.
2. Retweet the following message:
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3. Follow @HotMovies4Her and @EdenFantasys on Twitter and send hm4her an @ or dm message letting me know!
The winner will be determined by a random drawing next Monday, July 6th at noon. You must be 18 and a resident of the continental U.S. or Canada to win. Sorry, but rules are rules.
p.s. The ladies of HotMoviesForHer.com are in no way responsible for the consequences of your office trysts. Thankfully, we’re not responsible for much.
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While I usually wouldn’t give a movie called “Bang That Bitch 4” a second look, Belladonna caught my eye on the cover and I’m pretty sure that if there’s one girl in this world who wants to get “banged like a bitch,” it’s her. Anyways, I decided I would watch the one scene with her in it and, if it was worthy, review it. Since you’re reading this, you should be able to deduce what I think.
First, Belladonna is totally young in this scene. I mean, I’m sure she’s a lot younger than I am, but I’m guessing it’s a pretty old scene by her tan lines, clunky shoes and pubic hair. Checking out a girl’s pubes is like carbon dating…
Anyways, Nick Manning is the lucky dude who gets to bang Belladonna and there’s a reason why he’s been getting his dick wet for money for like 100 years. He’s great in this scene, but doesn’t try to steal the scene from one of my favorite porn stars.
Manning starts by eating Belladonna out before finger banging her and, of course, it’s awesome. She’s absolutely adorable and sexy and everything I always expect her to be. Soon enough, she shows off her oral skills, deep-throating Manning’s sizeable member over and over again. It’s pretty amazing how she makes things I’m usually not into totally hot. The bj scene is pretty long, but she’s having so much fun that you can’t help but enjoy it.
Once they’re both good and ready, she climbs on top of Manning and rides him reverse cowboy style for freaking ever. It’s been a while since I’ve seen a tamer Belladonna scene and I am reminded why I fell in love with this dirty bird years ago. It’s pretty hot, but once they switch it up and he’s absolutely drilling her from behind I was thanking the porno higher power for Bang that Bitch 4…
Since it is Nick Manning, you know this scene is ending with him dropping loads and our greedy girl gobbling it up.
Regarding the rest of the movie, I have nothing to say. I don’t know who’s in it and don’t really care all that much. I’m just thrilled to have stumbled upon this great scene.
-The Porn Librarian
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I like pretty girls. I can’t help it. Sunny Leone is beyond gorgeous and also happens to be super smart and one hell of a business woman. Every month XBIZ features one amazing woman in their WIA (Women in Adult) series and I was pleased to see they picked Leone to feature in June.
Here’s a quick excerpt:
What changes have affected you and your website(s) as the Internet has gone from exotic to commonplace?
Again, you have to see it as a business. In the past, it was easier to gain members but now the average surfer has more needs and more interests. I have for the first time partnered with another company to help my site reach the potential that it should and I am really proud of it. I believe there is a weeding process going on and I have aligned myself with the right people to stay competitive in this business. Our philosophy is simple: Be seen at all times. The more we can stay in everyone’s face, the better we like it. My new partners have made it possible to take the site to a new level and I couldn’t be happier.
Head over to XBIZ.com to read the rest of the interview and be sure to check out a couple of my favorite Sunny Leone movies below!
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