Since I’m new around here, I’ve been asked to write about some of my favorite moments in porn. It’s a little forward for me. I mean, the faithful readers of the HM4H blog don’t even know me! So I thought I’d start with some simple background info about yours truly: I’m straight (but I love a good girl-girl strap-on), I’m a Sagittarius so I’m the center of attention (perfect for your upcoming gangbang), and I don’t like to wear pants on Sundays. I just don’t. Now that we’re properly acquainted, let’s get into the good stuff.

My first experience with porn was in early junior high. My parents went away, they forgot to put the block on the TV, and there she was on channel 98 (Spice HOT) – Anna Malle. A vision in black, with a dirty scowl on her face and a voice that sounded like my chain-smoking cousin after a few beers – she was taking the largest (and possibly only) cock I had ever seen in my life, and she was taking it like a champ. It took me many years to discover that the movie was called Witches Are Bitches but it only took me 30 seconds to realize I found something I loved: porn.

Over the years and many computer classes later, I learned the ways of the Internet and free pictures and clips – and more importantly, how to delete them from your history. I never imagined there were so many ways to do things! Thanks for leaving that gem out of The Talk, Mom.

I’m older now, so my favorite sites/stars/movies/fetishes have moved from shame to prominence in my life. Many a late night with my male friends has resulted in sharing our love of the same scenes or stars. Let me tell you, it gets you a lot of respect with the guys. It also probably gets you a starring role in their upcoming fantasy.

Anyway, here’s a brief list of some of my all-time favorites in porn.

Favorite Movie: Witches Are Bitches. We already talked about this. A close runner up would be Jenna Loves Briana, because it was my first experience seeing anal beads in action. One word: inspirational.

Favorite Actresses: Anna Malle, Belladonna, Cherokee, Jill Kelly, Jade Marcella, Krystal Steal.

Favorite Actors: Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Peter North, Kyle Stone, T.T. Boy.

Favorite Studios: Evil Empire, Vivid, Wicked, Jill Kelly Productions

Favorite Scenes: interracial, girl-girl strapon, FFM threesomes, DP, outdoors, anal.

-M.

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It’s Friday and the weather is pretty dismal, especially here in the Northeast. I don’t know about you, but it’s got me itching for a weekend getaway. After making hasty reservations where I’m sure I’ll be squeezed into an uncomfortable, middle “economy class” seat, I’ve got one thing left to do – pack. Here’s my packing list: sexy lingerie, vibrator, clothes to wear in public places, pliers for my nipple rings, and a toothbrush.

Wait – did you just say pliers?

Of course I did. A woman in Los Angeles claims she was humiliated after being ordered by the TSA (your friends at airport security) to remove her nipple ring with pliers. TSA agents are now trained to search those with piercings in “sensitive areas.” Apparently, there has been a rise in acts of female terrorism and the TSA had been passing around photos of a “bra bomb” that had been used in training terrorist agents.

I don’t know about you girls, but I’m not sure where I’d put a bomb in my bra. Maybe instead of chicken cutlets or air pockets, they use bombs as push-up devices in terrorist bras. I know I’d like to look good on my way out. I doubt very much that Janet Jackson would make it through airport security in this post-9/11 world.

This is making my head spin. On second thought, maybe I’ll just spend the weekend here.

-M.

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So, the HotMovies family just welcomed a brand new staffer into our debaucherous mix… and since it’s a gal, us HotMoviesForHer ladies grabbed at the chance for more fresh meat before they pile the work on her. Here is our new addition, M., guest blogging for a hot second as she settles into her life in porn…

-J.D. Bauchery

Easter is over and so is my rabbit’s life. Relax, animal lovers – the long holiday weekend has killed my trusty vibrator once and for all. In keeping with the times, I’ve discovered SexToyRecycling.com. I know, I know – it sounds less than sexy, but if we can recycle glass bottles, why can’t we recycle butt plugs? That’s exactly what got this company started.

“Our vision was inspired by an open trash bin full of discarded sex toys. Dildos, vibrators, and anal toys – an entire collection – had been thrown away with other rubbish. What a waste. What if there was some way to recycle sex toys that people didn’t want any longer? This is how the idea for Sex Toy Recycling was born.”

The process itself seems pretty simple – and discreet. You put your old sex toy in a Tyvek pouch they send you (but please remember to wash with soap and water), drop it off, they sanitize it, grind it up, and make a new sex toy out of it. The best part? You get a $5 voucher good for the purchase of one of their newly made recycled sex toys. Coupons mean more money in your pocket for more pleasure and you’re also saving the planet. It’s a win-win situation!

Unfortunately, the website is kind of vague as far as where the company is located or where these drop offs are. Hopefully it’s just a work in progress, because I think it’s a pretty great idea. In the mean time, the site does offer some eco-friendly options on how to make your own sex toys at home that will have you moaning “oh mother earth” in no time.

Check out http://www.sextoyrecycling.com/ for more info.

NOTE: So, we aren’t quite sure of the validity of this site, since it’s a wee bit shady with the contact deets and all that… But here is link from LoveHoney, the U.K.’s fabulous sex toy shop that does Rabbit Amnesty rabbit recycling.

-M.

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