A Rare, Half-Serious Moment With Miss Behaving

I often struggle with being dumb. No, I’m not “dumb” – I graduated in the top tiers of my high school class, went through an accredited journalism program at a pretty renowned university, have a slight fixation on all things American history (to the point where I have considered many a doctoral program in the field), and I even won a spelling bee once – but I want to be.… More

Naughtiest City in America

Naughty America threw a member appreciation party in Brooklyn this past weekend proclaiming it the “Naughtiest City in America” according to their users. The party was at the 507 Bar and Grill in Williamsburg and was featuring appearances by Ava Devine, Abbey Brooks, Alexis Texas, Mika Tan, and Angelina Valentine. Lucky for me, the people at Naughty America sent me an invite and so Saturday afternoon we (my assistant Scott and I – thanks again!) headed up with cameras in tow to see how naughty Brooklyn really is.… More

It’s Not Me, It’s You

I once dated a guy who said the craziest things in bed. I’m all for dirty talk – I hate it when my partner is quiet in bed – but he said things that made no sense, and it wasn’t even in the throes of passion. One night, things were starting to heat up (but nothing was really happening, just some kissing and touching) and he says, “I like when you show me how much you like it.” Um, what?… More

Starsky + Cox (Like That Wasn’t Intentional)

Here’s my darkest secret: I totally believe in astrology. I’m a sucker, I know it, but sometimes these things are dead on. I mean, there are just some things an extroverted Sagittarius like myself would do that an introverted Capricorn just wouldn’t – and we’re only a month apart! Listen, don’t stop reading – this is embarrassing for me too.… More

Muffins and Muff Diving

Apparently, today, April 14th is “Cake and Cunnilingus Day.” The day is supposed to be the answer to “Steak and Blowjob Day” (March 14th) for men. The thing is, Steak and BJ Day is an answer to Valentine’s Day, which men believe to be a holiday for women. Personally, I’d prefer a steak to a cake and I’d actually rather not have oral sex performed on me, but that’s a whole other blog entry.… More

Mixtape Rewind

Hey, it’s my first mixtape rewind! I’m pretty excited about this. The ladies of HM4H brought me on board to add a new, fresh perspective to the site and I guess that includes my eclectic musical tastes. So it’s Friday, it’s warming up, let’s drink and dance and make some classic bad decisions.… More

Look, ‘Gullible’ is Written on the Ceiling!

 

As far as things go, I take life in stride. I rarely get stressed out or worked up, and I try not to take anything too seriously. However, I loathe April Fools’ Day. I don’t understand or appreciate my friends (and enemies, and national media outlets, and coworkers…) tricking me into believing some completely plausible scenario just for the sheer benefit of yelling “GOTCHA!… More