I went to school for sports writing and ended up in porn. Maybe somewhere along the way I got “water sports” confused. I like to make inappropriate comments whenever possible – way advanced beyond “that’s what she said.” I’m also a complete sap, can’t turn down a good rom-com, and I advocate anal sex whenever possible. I don’t take anything too seriously and can laugh at anything – it’s the only way to make it through the rough days. I read a lot, sing a lot, and sleep as much as possible. I talk pretty fast and loud. I believe that anything can be fixed with your favorite movie and a nap. Oh, and I love men - almost as much as I love baseball.
William Shatner recently said, “Oh, I’m living my life…accidentally. It’s just a series of tumbles.” That about sums it up.
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This Week’s Picks Comedy vs. Tragedy
“Are you on your period? What? Did he just say…”
Anyone who knows me knows that baseball is my favorite thing in the world. I love baseball more than I love sex - and sex is part of my career! Often, I do my best to combine the two by using my sex toys while watching the game or having my partner do a striptease to “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.”
Okay, the last one never happened but a girl can dream, can’t she?
This movie is from 1987 but to me, it still holds up. Sometimes during the lengthy scenes of today’s porn, I start to zone out but all this action is short and steamy. My favorite scene takes place in the locker room between two studs on the team and their biggest fan who has them play by her rules - and with each other. After ordering them around to suck each other off, she says, “I’ve never seen this before!” But she seems to like it - and so do I.
I don’t know if it was the backstory of a minor league team’s struggles (think Bull Durham), the locker room love, or the thick mustaches but I really enjoyed this movie a lot. I’m definitely looking forward to the rest of my summer and all the bats (and balls!) in my future.
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This Week’s Picks Flunking A Call
“I fell silent again and tried to think. What did he want?”
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In honor of my favorite sitcom character of all time, George Costanza, I’ve made a list of ten things I want to accomplish this summer. You see, there was an episode where George got a severance package from his job with the Yankees and proclaimed the next three months to be “The summer of George!” Of course, he fails miserably but I still find it to be inspirational. George wanted to do simple things like take more naps and read a book “from start to finish, in that order” where as my list includes going to Coney Island and finishing a crossword in the Sunday edition of the New York Times. Number nine on my list is “sing karaoke in public.” You see, I used to sing in high school and haven’t since. I sing in my shower, in the car, while I get ready in the morning - but never in public anymore. Well, thanks to the Summer of Miss Behaving, that’s about to change. “Fever” by Peggy Lee is my karaoke “dream song,” if you will. I’ll be sure to keep you posted on my progress.
Busting the Babysitter is one of those instant classics that remind me why I ever liked porn in the first place. There’s just something about cheesy porn cliches that get me every time, like the pizza delivery guy or the teacher in detention. The sexy babysitter is no exception. Growing up, my babysitters were always older women with kids or pimply-faced girls who were in high school and didn’t want to find a real job. One time, I actually remember ducking behind a house so my babysitter wouldn’t see me walking home from school. Maybe if my parents had hired someone as hot as Kayden Kross, I would’ve come out of hiding.
The movie itself is really great. Kayden Kross is in every scene - which is phenomenal, if you ask me. She plays a babysitter who works for a few different families. As soon as the parents leave and the kids are tucked away, Kayden invites her boyfriends over for some real fun. One of the scenes begins with Kayden reading a magazine and upon finishing, decides it’s as good as a time as any to slide off her jeans and masturbate. Sounds like a Sunday afternoon at my house!
Unfortunately, Kayden always forgets something - a dildo, a talking bird - and gets busted. By the end of the movie, everyone’s joining in on Kayden’s fun and there’s a hot scene by the pool. I won’t ruin anything for you, but it left me wanting to find a part-time babysitting job.
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This Week’s Picks I can only be what I am.
“It’s strangely refreshing, to really submit and give up that control, and not have to make decisions.”
Over the Edge
“He tells me to hold still, in that soft, controlling voice of his.”
The first Sex-Positive Journalism Awards (the Sexies) were handed out this week and I couldn’t be more excited. You see, I studied journalism in my younger days (and by younger days I mean I just graduated last fall) and although my concentration was sports media, I sit in front of you a changed woman. The Sexies have quite an advisory board - the Center for Sex and Culture, the National Coalition for Sexual Freedom, and even Babeland! You can check out more about the Sexies here, including a full list of the winners with links to the winning pieces. Listen, I may never win an SJA British Sports Journalism award or even the Pulitzer Prize, but I wouldn’t mind taking home one of these. So congratulations to the 2008 winners and here’s to hoping I join them in 2009!
I really liked this flick. At first, I was skeptical - the opening scene was entirely anal with ATM (ass-to-mouth) mixed throughout - but I ended up liking it a lot. The scenes weren’t very sensual and there wasn’t a whole lot of attention paid to reaching a climax but everyone seemed to really enjoy themselves and so did I. I think this movie really made me feel nostalgic, as a lot of the scenes reminded me of my first few forays into sex - rushed, clumsy, and keeping my shirt on. My favorite scene was in a girl’s bedroom where she was hanging out with her boyfriend. Things start to heat up and they almost get caught - like a page out of my own book. Even the punk rock boys were reminiscent of my first sexual partners! I just can’t help but wonder - and hope - that my ass looked as good as Sasha Grey’s did.
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