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What Kinds of Porn Do Moms Want to Watch? A Survey

It’s that time of year again when we pay homage to the woman who brought us into the world and nurtured us into the fine upstanding citizens we are today: Mother’s Day. But instead of giving mom that gift we just know she’s gonna love but winds up sitting in the darkest corner of the house – I’ve decided to survey my fellow moms about what they REALLY want… and boy, did they answer! What started out as a survey question soon turned into what felt like a text war to see who could out-raunch the rest! Hen party? You wish. No hen has ever asked what a “velvet rope” is. Well ladies, you’ve asked and we have answered. If you can think it up – TRUST ME! – we’ve got it. This is for EVERY fellow homefront warrior holding down the fort, battening all the hatches, chasing down those runny noses; take a load off and cum explore with us!

The Question: What kind of porn would you watch when you’re alone and why?

 

“I don’t want to see a cute 9 inches when it’s supposed to be a BBC movie.”

Well ladies, let me introduce you to Dredd: a fine-looking brother with a pretty smile, flowing locks… and an anaconda has NOTHING on his monster cock that he uses to slay ALL walls in Dredd Gapes Them All.


 

“80’s soft porn movies! They are satire sex and makes me nostalgic because of the semi-acting skills. That’s what sparked my imagination and helped guide me to sexual explorations I have had to date.”

Cinderella 2000 is an oldie-but-goodie that fits the category for a trip down porn’s memory lane.

“Well it’s simple elementary to deduce that we wouldn’t be mothers if we were squeamish of creampies. And even still, sometimes you just get caught up in the moment.”

Cream-filled injections are brought to a head thanks to social media in the plot-based, steamy release from PornFidelity: The Matchmaker.

“Sometimes I like to get off on the thought of taking control simply with my mouth. Talking dirty, stroking, sucking, and testing my gag reflex until he blows makes me practically vibrate with a thrill of power.”

Oral Beauties may not feature the grapefruit method, but is just the ticket for those with an oral fixation or those who maybe want to learn something new.

Another Naughty Mommy wrote that she loves to feel a flaccid phallus grow engorged and throb in her hand while she strokes her man to completion. Whether it’s just for the fuck of it, or they want to put a man in his place, Jerky Girls of America Vol. 6 should fit that bill perfectly.

Some women replied that they didn’t watch porn at all because they were in a healthy relationship, while others responded that they experience all sexual activities with their partner. For those of the latter, please allow me to introduce Couples Seek Third Volume 8.

I got a few responses that some women love to watch other women with impressive racks get their just desserts. Overworked Titties showcases well endowed women – some in high power positions using what they’ve got to get what they want… down to the last gooey drop!

Some women admitted that they have fantasies and watch lesbian porn. The idea that a woman touching, licking, and caressing that spot in JUST the right way gets them going. Gamer Girls is a collection of vignettes featuring cosplay, fantasy, and real-life gamers engaging in lesbian liaisons.

“Transwomen simply astound me because they are gorgeous and look more like a woman than we do sometimes.”

With that being said, The Trans X-perience #7 might make you want to expand your horizons while you are in the “she-shed” the next time you have a few minutes alone.

For those moms who don’t want to feel like they have to be a sexual acrobat and just want a nice, sensual fuck scenario, Massage Creep Vol. 24 might be right up your alley. The women are pampered with a slippery massage from head-to-toe before getting a deep-tissue drill technique that will send you over the orgasmic edge!

There are single moms out there who like a stud of the younger variety for many, many reasons. Stamina and endurance, an eagerness to please, and little lag time in-between fuck sessions is the BEST! However, these ladies like to throw parties of the sexual orientation because where things are uncomplicated… and that makes for the best Cougar Orgy.

Ladies this was SO much fun! I enjoyed not only your responses but your willingness to bring to attention that just because we’re moms that doesn’t mean we can’t “tango” and “foxtrot” with the best of them. I look forward to doing this again next year. Enjoy!

My Black Personal Trainer Review

When you think of getting in shape and working out, it doesn’t sound like you would have a good time. Most people think of the grueling repetitions, the sore muscles, and, if you’re a woman, there’s a possibility that you’re self conscious working out among so many. The outcome of the hard work is great, but it’s not enough to keep a person motivated to work out, right? Zero Tolerance Entertainment may have just found the perfect solution with My Black Personal Trainer.

Dana Dearmond, Lauren Phillips, Lea Lexis, Melissa Moore, and Nadia Styles have the right idea with this one! If I had someone like Isiah Maxwell and Jovan Jordan (just to name a few) over-seeing the well being of my body, I would take advantage of ALL they have to offer too! All of these women start their sessions out stretching, lunging, and doing core workouts before the real cardio workout begins!

Scene One:

Lauren needs Jovan Jordan’s help balancing on a workout ball before he shows her his deep pelvic thrust technique in every position to test her progress and see how tight her core really is.

Scene Two:

Meanwhile, Jon Jon stretches Melissa out just a bit more after watching her lunge in tights. With her amazing rack and tight tush… I can’t say I blame the man!

Scene Three:

Prince Yashua is more than helpful when he pushes Dana to the limits by showing her there’s no pain but only pleasure to gain when he drills her in doggy, missionary, cowgirl, and spoon positions before he gives her a protein shake that’s one of a kind.

Scene Four:

You can tell what’s on the sexy Isiah’s mind while he oversees Lea’s warm-up. The rain provides a perfect excuse to take the session indoors so he can show her a new way to stretch those gams, quads, and glutes – on his massive dick (heh, heh, heh).

Scene Five:

Nadia knows she’s sex personified, maybe that’s why instead of working out she performs a strip tease to entice Moe Johnson. These two just get right down to business which kind of threw me off. While there’s no mistake that the action was SIZZLING HOT, the last should’ve featured Mo working Nadia out before he WORKED her out you know? There’s was a sense of puck-like mischief with the fellas during the movie that came to a crashing halt with this couple. I would still overall recommend this movie to anyone who wanted to get worked over while getting worked out.

They say that next to laughter, sex is the best calorie burner, and these ladies and gents burned more than their fair share in this adult feature dedicated to the physical and sexual well-being of others.

Watch My Black Personal Trainer on HMFH now!

What A MILF Wants: Top 5 Male Porn Stars

If you are anything like me, you know sometimes being a mom can be hectic, to say the very least. After a long day of cooking, cleaning, resolving spats between siblings, getting dinner on the table, and all the other daily tasks it takes to run a household – sometimes Mommy needs a little “me” time…and I’m not talking about a Calgon moment. Yes, a hot, long, luxurious bubble bath, complete with candles and a good glass of wine can be extremely relaxing, but who has time in their busy schedule to take that time out, right? There’s just way too much to do in a single day and wearing that “S” on your chest can get to be downright stressful! What’s a MILF to do when she has limited time to take a timeout for herself? When this mommy needs a little “me” time, I like to relax and relieve by watching a hot stud pound away at a hot chick, and wishing it was me. But I’m not talking about watching just any guy. I’ve got a “Fab Five” list of guys I would love to invite over for a special Mommy & Me play date.

First up is the fabulously freaky Derrick Pierce. I don’t usually go for domination and submission, but this man is so sexy and versatile with his kinkiness he could talk me into ANYTHING from nipple clamps and spankings and whatever he wanted to do! He has a way of making you feel like a sexy lair kitten without the experience being a degraded one. Watch him top Skin Diamond in Adam and Eve’s Legendary Sex Tips:

Next up is Bruce Venture. What MILF wouldn’t want to get down and dirty with the “hunk next door,” as Megan Rain does in Don’t Tell My Boyfriend I’m Cheating 2. If you want to have a clandestine affair…even in your fantasies…Bruce is your guy!

Ladies, if you love a guy who fits the tall, dark, and handsome category with a hint of rogue-ishness, then Tommy Gunn is the man for the job. He’s got the experience and stamina to scratch that itch and then some. He knows exactly what to do with Brooklyn Chase in Cute and Curvy 2 video:

Okay, I admit sometimes fast and hard doesn’t necessarily hit the spot, but when you’ve got Ramon Nomar‘s sexy accent talking dirty to you – lets be honest – what wouldn’t you do just to keep him talking?

Last, but definitely not least is, drum roll please…Xander Corvus. Xander is another one that just strikes me as so adorable it’s almost hard to believe that he’s just so damn nasty…I LOVE IT! And is it just me or when you hear that name you start envisioning your own parody of Evolution?