In West Philadelphia, born and raised… ok, not really, but I am from Philly and I'm pretty fresh, but more in a frisky fresh way and less in a hip early '90s Will Smith way. Along with being a total pervert dirty birdy lezzie queer, I am a hardcore pop culture junkie that stumbled into the world of sex and porn and debauchery as first a Women's Studies major and later a Human Sexuality grad student, which is what I do now. I am also a writer. I like words. I like sex. It was just a natural progression to becoming a sex writer. Of course working in porn and studying sex means that I basically eat, breathe and sleep sex. But really, I'm ok with that. It also means I've lost all social graces regarding what's ok to talk about in public and what should probably be left in bed. I guess it just comes with the territory. Other than that, I am blunt. I like to fuck and am not afraid to say it. Strap-on sex is my weakness. The phrase "making love" makes me nauseous. I am unapologetic about my body, my personality and my choices.
Fat people have sex. I know, I know, our whole lives we’ve been told that to be pretty (and sexy) we have to be skinny. And if we aren’t skinny, we should not only not have sex, we should feel bad about our bodies and not want to share them with other people. Well, I don’t know about you, but I offer up a big FUCK YOU to that mentality. And apparently I’m not alone.
Researchers recently studied a 2002 national survey and found that overweight women have more heterosexual sex than women of “normal” weight (which, I suppose means their BMI falls within a specific number range). According to the study published in Obstetrics & Gynecology, 92 percent of overweight women reported having a history of sexual intercourse with a man, as opposed to 87 percent of women with a normal body mass index. This, or course, blew the researchers minds. (via Jezebel)
It’s finally here! Halloween!! I’m super excited and not only spent hours upon hours making both my girlfriend’s and my own costumes, but stayed up way late making cupcakes decorated with “dirt” and “worms” for a Halloween party. What can I say, I get crafty when I get pumped.
Anyway, enough about me, and let’s get to the sexy stuff.
I like vampires, ghosts and witches ok, but what I really like are zombies. We’ve been talking about Re-Penetrator all week as one of the ulitmate zombie porns (LOTS of blood and guts - just how it should be), but I wanted to make sure to hightlight a few more of our favorite flicks staring the undead.
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“Kiss My Boots.”
“One of the more unexpected hairpin turns I navigated in my “Coming Out” into BDSM involved a series of moments that were deceptively simple, perhaps even innocent, in a way.”
Yours, Sir
“I felt and then heard a low rumble of a slightly sadistic chuckle from him.”
Now, I’ve seen plenty of bizarre porn movies in my day, but this video with Isabella Rossellini nears the top of the weirdo pile. It’s a part of the Green Porn series on the Sundance Channel, so it’s legit, but still totally like a car wreck. Don’t want to watch again but I. Need. To. Keep. Watching.
Music gets me off. It’s pretty much a proven fact of my life that when I want to get really hot, all I need to do is turn on a song I think is really sexy. It could be anything from Prince to Megadeath, but if I’m in the mood for it, it puts me in the mood instantly. And from what I’ve noticed, just like I dance faster when the music is faster, I tend to want faster stimulation as the music picks up pace. But I had always thought of that as wishful thinking – a vibrator that followed the music. Well, not anymore! Enter the OhMiBod, a vibe that plugs directly into your iPod and buzzes along with your music. Holy crap is that a good idea!
I was lucky enough to get an OhMiBod Gspot vibe to review. The Gspot is just like the original OhMiBod, but has a specially curved tip that’s designed just for g-spot lovin’. When I first brought my Gspot home and plugged it into my iPod, I must have spent an hour just playing through songs to see what the vibrations felt like. I love love love that OhMiBod included a jack that lets you hook your headphones in and listen to your songs as well, because the best part of the toy, in my opinion, is that both the song and the vibes get you going. Finally my brain clicked and I remembered I had a job to do.
It’s the Wednesday before Halloween and I don’t know what I’m more excited for, getting all decked out in costume, making monster cupcakes or rounding up a little link love! Lucky for me I get to do all three, and since today is humpday, let the link love flow! Annnd, of you are as lucky as me, maybe I’ll post some pictures of me in costume (it’s ridiculous, I promise)! Let’s get to it!
- Sure Martha Stewart is the queen when it comes to Halloween projects, but for us common crafty folks, these cute DIY tampon crafts are perfect party decor. They may be more blood catching than blood curling, but I say save the screams for the bedroom. Read the rest of this entry »
I’ve come to suck your… cock? Ejacula is a fierce blond with icy eyes, a long black cape and a tight body… not to forget about her huge set of… fangs. And while this lady of the night is hungry for blood, she’s really(not) dying for a taste of fresh cum. I would never think that fangs and blowjobs really go together, but this vampy gal goes to town on all the men sees, not once drawing a drop of blood – from their dicks. Originally choosing this video for its horror theme, I was surprised by not only the Beautiful real European sets and awesome video quality, it turned out to be a pretty hot flick. I really enjoyed the whole movie, but scene four was definitely my favorite. The castle’s master and mistress shed their capes for an erotic romp inside a coffin. Beat that Bram Stoker! Aww man, now I wish they would have made a Bram Stroker joke! I guess we can’t all love a good pun. Plus, I wonder if it’s weird that I think Ron Jeremy looks better here as a hunchback than he does in most of his other movies?
For me, horror movies and porn go together like peanut butter and jelly. They just work so well as a team. And with Halloween coming up just around the corner, I get plenty of excuses to watch and write about as many scary sex flicks as I want! Sure, some of those ’80s porns with big hair and lots of rouge are pretty scary themselves, but when it comes to fright night, these Top 5 Halloween pornos are what I want to see. Blood, guts and boning! Happy Halloween!
We just found this review from our former HMFH’er Essin’ Em while digging through the horror porno vaults and wanted to be sure to spread the gory, bloody love.
If you like B-movies and hilarious 80’s horror flicks, then without any doubt, this is certainly the film for you. Joanna Angel is wonderful in the remake of the cheesy Re-Animator, and the gushing amounts of blood, as well as the guts and entrails just add to the appeal of this film. With a soundtrack that includes “Fucking Zombie,” the “Re-Penetrator” is a great film that mixes sex, humor and horror into one delightful and slightly frightening film that you can enjoy again and again. How can you go wrong with a line such as “fucking eat my zombie pussy?” You can’t. This film would be great for a girls night in, especially if everyone enjoys horror movies and a good time. I’m not gonna lie, I may have a small crush on the mad scientist as well; gotta love a guy in a lab coat and glasses. This film may be even better than the original flick it was based on; I highly recommend giving it a try.
I feel like it’s been a while since I talked about Morty Diamond here on HMFH - and that is totally unacceptable in my book. Not only is he one of the raddest porn directors out there, Morty Diamond is amazingly smart and engaging and turning the trans/queer porn genre upside down with his thoughtfully sexy and wildly arousing movies. Check out his awesome videos here.
But the real reason I’m thinking of Morty Diamond is a video that he just posted this weekend called Tranny Triptych, which features him and Glenn Marla - who, from what I can tell from his myspace, seems to be a fabulous performer in NYC (and apparently friends with people I know in Philly - weird!) - talking about navigating being trans and how they relate to their bodies. I’m not sure if this video was for something in particular, but it is awesome and totally worth watching.
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