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J.D. Bauchery
In West Philadelphia, born and raised… ok, not really, but I am from Philly and I'm pretty fresh, but more in a frisky fresh way and less in a hip early '90s Will Smith way.  Along with being a total pervert dirty birdy lezzie queer, I am a hardcore pop culture junkie that stumbled into the world of sex and porn and debauchery as first a Women's Studies major and later a Human Sexuality grad student, which is what I do now. I am also a writer.  I like words. I like sex.  It was just a natural progression to becoming a sex writer.  Of course working in porn and studying sex means that I basically eat, breathe and sleep sex. But really, I'm ok with that.  It also means I've lost all social graces regarding what's ok to talk about in public and what should probably be left in bed.  I guess it just comes with the territory.  Other than that, I am blunt. I like to fuck and am not afraid to say it.  Strap-on sex is my weakness.  The phrase "making love" makes me nauseous.  I am unapologetic about my body, my personality and my choices.  

Mixtape Rewind

 

You know those months when you’ve already planned every weekend and booked all your time before the month even begins?  That’s what I’ve done this month and I am already tired thinking about what I have on the agenda until November.  Sure all the days I have planned are full of really fun activities, like apple picking, pumpkin carving, Halloween parties and concerts, but it’s just a little overwhelming to think about the bigger picture.  Why am I bringing this up, you ask?  I’m not really sure, but I wanted to have an easy segue into what I’m doing tonight, which is going to see Tegan and Sara, who are my mixtape rewind for the week.

I don’t know whether it’s their charming Canadian accents, asymmetrical mullety hairdos, or thoughtful pop lyrics, but I’ve been a fan of these twin hipster queer Canucks since the early 2000s, when I worked at the now defunct Tower Records and we played their album ”If It Was You” over and over throughout the store sound system.  Sigh, I miss having musical power like that.  Anyway, this week’s MTR (or Mixtape Rewind, for all the acronym haters out there) is from their latest CD, “The Con,” which is pretty awesome and totally stuck-in-your-head worthy.  Listen and love it.  And check out their super cuteness too!  What!?  I can’t help it, I’ve got eyes!

and as an added bonus, I decided to include a video of my favorite Tegan and Sara cover too.  Who doesn’t love Springsteen?  Maybe it’s just my proximity to Jersey, but I definitely have a weakness for The Boss.

Have a good weekend! I know I will.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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Economic Bailout Crisis, Porno Style

Yes, the economy is failing and we are staring down the second Great Depression.  But instead of having Wall Streeters lose their shirts only financially, Playboy mag is asking the ladies of WS to take it off for the greater good of the masses.  The print porno giants put out a call for 20 models to pose for their 2009 “Women of Wall Street” spread - the first one in twenty years.

I’m guessing they are expecting it to look like this:

But in this time of economic trife, I’m thinking it’s gonna be a little more like this:

 (via Jezebel)

And yeah, I know my spot in hell is awaiting me.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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Link Love

I’ve never been a fan of math, but I’m pretty sure I’ve got the right equation here:

Wednesday ÷ Work Week = Humpday  

Humpday + HMFH Blogger Awesomeness =  Link Love for all!!

Link Love + you = An Amazing Way To Get Through The Week!

Onward to the links:

A little something to ensure that you will never have a naked man under your covers again.  Like a chastity belt for your bed.  (via Jezebel)

- Deep Throat… the musical. Well, not really, but close. Former GoGo’s Guitarist Charlotte Caffey helped score a rock opera about the life of Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace that opens this month in LA.  (via AVN)

- Check out the new ep of Live Girl Review that just went up.  Then take Audacia Ray’s cue and watch Good Dyke Porn.
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Shadowing Stoya

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Studio: FemDomme.com Category: Kinky

Before my time here at HotMoviesForHer.com, the HotMovies offices played home to a young, porcelain-skinned employee named Stoya. After working here watching porn all day, Stoya switched to the other side of the screen and became a contract porn star. But as we all know, even the biggest stars have to start somewhere. This collection of racy outdoor pussy licking and cigarette smoking, erotic shaving and latex donning is Stoya’s somewhere start. Not bad for a first foray into the wonderful world of porno! Scenes 1 and 2 are definitely my favorites of the bunch, featuring Stoya and her friend Cyndi traipsing around town and going down on each other in abandoned alleys. It doesn’t get more hardcore than that really, but they are pretty hot together and watching them kiss definitely got my heart racing a little. Scenes 4 and 5 didn’t really do it for me, but they were quickly forgotten as scene 6 came on and showcased Stoya getting decked out in skin-tight latex and knee high boots. Totally amazing. While her newer, bigger movies may be more polished and incorporate more fucking, Stoya’s smaller time starting point is definitely worth a view.

-J.D. Bauchery

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Happy New Year!

L’Shanah Tovah and Happy Rosh Hashanah! In honor of Jewish New Year, this chosen blogger herself decided to send out a little High Holiday love to a few of our favorite Jewish porn stars.

Alt queen Joanna Angel (Hanging out at the HotMovies 100 Grand Gala)

Joanna’s movies that I think are sweeter than apples and honey:

Cum On My Tattoo Joanna's Angels Girls Girls Girls

My favorite instructional maven, Nina Hartley

Nina’s movies that make my shofar blow:

Nina Loves Girls Strap-On Sex Nina Hartley's Guide To G-Spot Sex

Oh, and a special shout out to Ron Jeremy too (pictured with me!), Happy New Year!

Happy 5769! Get your services on!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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Sarah Palin Erotica!

I was a little slow the the draw last week (I was sick, cut a girl some slack) and totally missed that Rachel Kramer Bussel put out a call for Sarah Palin erotica! 

 

From the erotica editor/cupcake queen’s tumblr:

Inspired by my recent Erotica 101 workshop, where I asked attendees to write erotica about a “prominent political figure” and 4 out of 5 picked Sarah Palin, I’m issuing a call for Sarah Palin erotica. Anything goes as long as all characters are over 18, no bestiality or incest (usually erotica rules) and somewhere, somehow, Sarah Palin is in the story.

No pay, but you will get credit and a link; I’m asking for the right to post your story on a soon-to-launch website. Send stories as double-spaced Word documents or in the body of an email, with a title and byline, to rachelravenous@gmail.com

Stories should be 1,000-5,000 words. Email above address if you have any questions. Looking to get stories in by this Sunday, September 28th, but later stories welcome. Thanks!

(via daily bedpost)

I know RKB wanted them by yesterday, but if you hurry up and typey type type type, I’m sure she’d be just as pleased to get it in a few days!

I’ll be the first to say that the idea of doing Sarah Palin makes me throw up in my mouth a little, but I am kinda tempted to write up a story about Sarah Palin and a Russian spy… really showcase her foriegn affairs experience in detail!

 xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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Sugasm #148

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #149? Submit a link to your best post of the week by emailing me directly at radicalvixenatgmaildotcom Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
People I could hang out with
“But it wasn’t just a story, it was a damn sexy story.”

Red, Hot Ass
“I grunted, but held still.”

Smart Girls Make Better Lovers
“Chicks with brains can make you scream.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Sugar Bank

Editor’s Choice
Sex Blogging and Writing for the Drawer

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

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Toys Over Boys

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Studio: Erocktavision Category: Lesbian

I don’t know about you, but the title of this lesbian love romp is enough to make me all hot and bothered. While I am definitely on the Erock Stars’ team, I’m also a major fan of bringing sex toys into the mix and love to watch other people get busy with hot strap-ons and dildos! And this compilation of ErockaVision’s best scenes does not disappoint – not on the toy front and definitely not in the amazingly sexy women category. Dana Dane does it right every time and I have yet to watch an ErocktaVision scene that doesn’t leaving me all flushed and rearing to go. Funny enough, my favorite scene of this video was the same scene that I raved about when I reviewed Girl’s Night In. Scene 2 in both films, this roll in the paint may not be super heavy on the actual fucking, but the heat of watching the paint covered women slide around with each other was enough to make up for it. And be sure to stick about for the outdoor shower later in the scene. Remember, the hotter the shower sex, the dirtier the scene!

-J.D. Bauchery

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Diana Cage Show Recap!

If you’ve been here at all this week, or following us on twitter or myspace, you know that we stopped by the Diana Cage Show on Sirius OutQ last night to talk about porno!  And talk about porno we did! 

Back in April, Diana Cage had us come up to the NYC Sirius studios to find out the details on this crazy thing called video-on-demand porn for women.  And we all had so much fun getting into the nitty gritty of what makes HotMoviesForHer.com so awesome that Ms. Cage asked us to come on the show again to chat about what’s new on the site and how to really navigate the expanse that is over 100K movies to choose from.
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20 Questions with Janet Jacme

Janet Jacme

Janet Jacme

Janet Jacme

It doesn’t take much to see why Janet Jacme was inducted into the AVN Hallf of Fame a few years ago. For some people performing is enough, while others take it a step further and get behind the camera to direct. The amazing Janet Jacme not only has 10+ years of experience, more than 150 videos under her belt and director credits, she started her own production company as well! This sexy, strong woman definitely brings the action in whatever she does, be it calling the shots or unleashing her well known screams of pleasure.

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