In West Philadelphia, born and raised… ok, not really, but I am from Philly and I'm pretty fresh, but more in a frisky fresh way and less in a hip early '90s Will Smith way. Along with being a total pervert dirty birdy lezzie queer, I am a hardcore pop culture junkie that stumbled into the world of sex and porn and debauchery as first a Women's Studies major and later a Human Sexuality grad student, which is what I do now. I am also a writer. I like words. I like sex. It was just a natural progression to becoming a sex writer. Of course working in porn and studying sex means that I basically eat, breathe and sleep sex. But really, I'm ok with that. It also means I've lost all social graces regarding what's ok to talk about in public and what should probably be left in bed. I guess it just comes with the territory. Other than that, I am blunt. I like to fuck and am not afraid to say it. Strap-on sex is my weakness. The phrase "making love" makes me nauseous. I am unapologetic about by body, my personality and my choices.
Why isn’t the gym ever like this when I go? If my workout sessions involved fucking girls in short shorts – or even watching – I’d be a total gym bunny! And like some of those five minute workout videos, this movie is short, to the point and definitely gets your heart pumping. My favorite part is when she takes his dick out of his short shorts from the bottom, which makes me laugh because whenever I see guys in tiny shorts, I’m always curious how they don’t have their cocks peeking out the bottom. But lucky for us (and him), this one did! And let’s not forget the sign of a true athlete – keeping your sneakers on while you get naked and get busy. We’ve definitely got a couple of fitness fanatics on our hands!
It’s official. Using the internet to get off is standard game. I know because I work in Internet porn. Duh. I’ve seen the stats, and I can honestly say that hordes of people are logging on to get off. Now, that’s not a bad thing, of course. It’s a fabulous, wonderful thing. In fact, it’s the first thing most people think of when they talk about sex and technology. Go us! But sometimes, just sometimes, all sorts of other technology is left in the wayside of Internet and forgotten about when it comes to getting busy. But what about that rectangle of connectivity in your pants pocket? No, not your Palm Pilot, Treo, PDA whatever - I’m talking about your cell phone! While most of the newer phones have Internet access and a whole heap of other applications and settings, it’s the non-preset, extra-curricular uses that make this geeky girl all hot and bothered. And best thing about it? Not only are cell phones fairly universal, they are mobile (duh). You can use your cell phone anywhere! Your house, at work, or even at the airport (where I am now). So check out this guide to getting’ sexy via cell phone!
Phone sex is the obvious starter. Whether you’re on vacation or just in the next room, dialing in an orgasm can bring you to a whole new level of intimacy. Think about it: how much do you really focus on your partner’s breathing and moaning? This gives you the chance to actually hear just how sexy their sounds are. And the whole not touching each other thing makes it even hotter when you do get to actually join forces. Oh, and love your Bluetooth Headsets. Sure, the little cockroach-looking devices that hook onto your ear are awesome when you’re folding laundry or carrying bags, and a necessity to keep your hands on the wheel while driving. But that about other activities when you want to keep your hands free while you’re on the phone? Yep! This little bugger is perfect for phone sex! Like it was meant to be! Even better than speakerphone because the other person’s voice is directly in your ear, almost like they are next to you. Just don’t leave it on during actual face-to-face sex. It’s tacky.
Onward to Sex Messaging! Ok, it’s text messaging really, but I think the former sounds so much classier. Sometimes you can’t just slip away for a rousing roll in the telephone lines. Insert text messaging here as an awesome way to get your heart racing and your fingers worked out. Try a racy midday text letting your partner know exactly what you plan to do to them when you get home from work. It’s really a great medium when you want to penetrate your partner’s mind to get them hot, but not totally ditch your 2pm department meeting. And best of all, you can get as dirty as you want because unlike emailing from company computers, no one is nosing through your backlog (well, unless that’s what you’re texting about…)! This party holds no responsibility for any thumb injuries that may occur. Standard text messaging rates apply.
An added bonus to the Sex Messaging experience is putting your cell phone on vibrate and keeping it your pocket or, better yet, your lap. Have your partner call you over and over without picking up, or self serve by calling from a land line, second cell, or whatever else you have access to. Don’t have a second phone? Check the web for sites where you can send text messages to cell phones for free. Then send yourself a bunch.
Plus, just a few added benefits of the recent uber-connectivity of phones are:
- Most newer phones double as mp3 players. Create a mix that makes you want to get busy. Listen to it on your way home from work to get you in the mood the minute you step in the door.
- Because the Internet is available on many phones, Internet porn is now accessible via cell! Waiting in line at the DMV will never be boring again!
- OhMiBod works great with a iPod, so I bet it would work wonders with an iPhone as well!
Whatever way you use your cell, just remember that phoning it in can be a totally hot and enjoyable way to get busy, either solo or wirelessly connected to a buddy. So step away from the computer for five minutes (but not any longer than that – don’t forget about your friends in Internet porn!) and get your dial tone going with something a little more analog!
Well, the name says it all really. Did you ever watch something so hot and exciting that you didn’t have words for it? Yep, that’s where I am right now. Well, that and totally smitten with Bren Ryder, the super sexy butch mastermind behind this collection of real dykes really getting off by fingers, fists, dlidos, tongues and any other way you can imagine. And it’s all safe sex! Actually, better than that, it’s safe sex with black latex gloves! How hot is that!?
I am a big fan of scene 6, where Ryder fucks a super sexy femme on top and inside of little red pickup truck. Legs around neck, back against the steering wheel, strap on in pussy. Total girl boner just thinking about it! But I’m not sure though if 6 tops scene 7, or “Home Pussy Invasion,” where Bren and two fierce femme fetales sneak into a “unsuspecting” butch’s home and give her the thrill fuck of a lifetime. I love me some butch/femme dynamics, especially when they include a femme with four inch heels and a 6 inch strap on cock! No matter what’s on screen, it’s all amazing with the perfect mix of close ups, face shots and a really fucking good job editing it all together.
All in all, this movie is kind of unscripted, real porn that includes all the laughing, communication and intimacy that happens when you fuck someone you genuinely want to fuck. It doesn’t feel like you’re watching porn, it feels like you are watching sex. Fuck the thumbs up - this movie gets a raging hard on and a spot in my top five!
Oh hai from San Francisco! I’m at the Blogher Conference for women bloggers as we speak, about to start a session on Content Syndication and Promotion. As much as we love our readers, I want to know how to get even more!
The conference started today and so far I’ve:
- Met a video blogger that works for another porn company. Yay Porno bloggers!!
- Have seen a bunch o’ babies hanging out with their mommy bloggers.
-Sat on on a huge presentation where someone spelled a domain name wrong and porn came up. Opps!
- Learned a ton of stuff about entertainment blogs and how to get accurate info about entertainment
-Met a few dozen bloggers that write about relationships, organic household cleaners, finance, kids, etc. Everyone writes something different!
Basically, it’s been amazing so far. Even just seeing how many different kinds of people are here! My favorite conversation so far was talking to few people about how sex blogs and mommy blogs really do have something to do with each other! And it’s true!
I’ll keep updating! Off to learn about social bookmarking!
This is quite the little two-in-one. Not only is the movie an alt fuck fest, it’s a Burning Angel tattoo exposé as well. All those times you’ve watched B.A. movies and squinted to get a better look at Joanna’s arm ink while she rubbed her own clit have come full circle! Before each of these tatted beauties gets fucked up and down the screen, they show off their ink for the camera. Then, as their dudes get close to exploding, they each yell out “Cum on my tattoo!” This is kind of kitschy the first two scenes, but by the end you’re like “ok, we get it. You’re coming on tattoos. No need to shout it from the rooftops.” Well, maybe that’s just me. Back to the sex! I was hella impressed with Pinky Lee’s vertical split in scene 3! Not only did it look super cool, it left her nice and exposed for Tommy Pistol to go to town on her pussy with his tongue. And watching Joanna Angel and Kylee Kross’ pile atop each other to get to Ron Rotten’s cock was the perfect way to end this mildly over-the-top, but definitely hot alternative adventure.
I haven’t talked about it too much because I’ve been so busy that I’ve kind of forgotten myself, but I am leaving tomorrow morning to head out to San Francisco for the Blogher Conference!! For those of you not in the know, Blogher is a female blogging community that has lady bloggers from all over the world. And I get to meet em! I’ll be in SF for a few days, live blogging about the conference, then I go on a real vacation! I’ll be out the whole next week! Plenty of time for you to miss me! Anyway, I’ll be back on the 28th to blog my little heart out and keep you all in the know on what’s going on in the wonderful world o’ porno!
This movie has an identity crisis. It’s not sure if it wants be to punky, avant garde or whatever, and I’m pretty sure none of the stars or the director could clue us in to what the plot is. But, from what I garner, there is supposed to be one – about a band, I believe. Whatever about the plot, the sex in this flick is pretty right on, and that’s what really counts. With six scenes featuring a variety of hetero humping, girl on girl action and group sex shots, this movie has a little something for almost everyone. Scene 2 has the most patriotic set I’ve even seen – and though it only plays backdrop to hot hardcore fucking, the red, white and blue décor is a little (ok, way) distracting. God Bless America and doggystyle, I suppose. My favorite scene was definitely the last, where a little brunette spitfire orders two hulking guys twice her size to pound into her, yelling “You, get your cock out!” and slapping them around. She ends up taking them at the same time, double penetration style and fills her pint-size body with two giant cocks. It’s always nice to see someone get what they want.
Everyone I know has some sort of Craigslist story. Sure, some of them are of the couch buying or finding a job variety, but the good ones involve the personals section. I’ve both posted w4w ads and answered them, and fortunately (or unfortuantely, depending how you look at it), my most exciting story is going out with a pretentious artist that spent the whole date talking about her furry box dioramas. Interesting for about five minutes, then bo-ring for real! Another girl told me that I made her feel like a total prude because I work for a porn site and study sexuality. I didn’t even really talk about work or school on the date really! And just for the record, If you’re reading this, you are a total prude, and an argumentative pain in the ass. Hmmm.
Most people have such better stories, but they hang out in a place I haven’t ventured - the “casual encounters” section. I’m not knocking it, I’m just not brave enough to exlpore the barrage of images! And I stare at tits all day for a living!
Anyway, two writers from Alternet took on the digital jungle which is ”CE” and reported back on their casual fuck findings. Check out the link here.
and let’s not forget about Best of Craiglist! I’d be a total FAIL not to mention it! Man, I love the interweb!
Summer is all about going on vacation. Getting away from the day to day, drinking fruity drinks, lounging on sunny beaches and, of course, tons of hot hotel sex! Who could ask for more? But in this time of crappy economy and ever-rising gas prices, going on an actual romantic getaway can be wishful thinking. Instead of emptying your bank account and spending hours on end in airports or in the car, how about skipping the trip and just getting the getaway? Check out these thrifty ideas for getting your money’s worth of summer and the best sex this side of baggage claim.
It’s that time again! It’s a Friday aftertoon in the summer, and everyone is either at the shore or in the clouds by this point. That’s ok though, because the sun is shining and the weekend is right around the corner. Why am I so glass half full, you ask? Because of this week’s Mixtape, of course! I can’t listen to this song without a grin and a light heart. And even though it’s been a stressful week and I don’t really get a weekend (it’s my very last school weekend! Yay!), I’m still tryin’ to find the silver lining. This video definitely helps.
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