In West Philadelphia, born and raised… ok, not really, but I am from Philly and I'm pretty fresh, but more in a frisky-fresh way and less in a hip-early -'90s-Will-Smith way. Along with being a total pervy, dirty birdy lezzie queer, I am a hardcore pop culture junkie that stumbled into the world of sex and porn and debauchery as first a Women's Studies major and later a Human Sexuality grad student. Oh yeah, you read right – you've got an academic dirtbag on your hands. Lucky you.
As a Master of Sex (education) and a lover of all things wordy, it was just a natural progression to becoming a sex writer. Of course working in porn and spending my free time running sex ed workshops means that I basically eat, breathe and sleep sex. Really, I'm ok with that. It also means I've lost all social graces regarding what's okay to talk about in public and what should probably be left in bed. I guess it just comes with the territory.
To sum me up – I'm blunt. I like to fuck and am not afraid to say it. Screw me hard to win my heart. The phrase "making love' just makes me nauseous and if you aren't talking dirty, you aren't talking me out of my pants. I am unapologetically me and you wouldn't want it any other way. I promise.
You know what you don’t see enough of in porn? People giggling because something that is happening that is supposed to be hot is actually ticklish to them. That pretty much sums up why I like AbbyWinders.com movies so much. The women fucking aren’t there to give some fake performance where they hump and cum with no depth to it. Sex isn’t totally perfectly hot all the time. People giggle, cough, sneeze, laugh and play, all while getting each other off. Their hair gets messed up and they get sweaty. If they don’t, is it really worth it?
Sorry, back to the review. I’m going to focus on scene one, with Violet and Fotina because it’s amazing and my favorite. I love the intensity in which they kiss each other and flip each others bodies around to get at the parts they want when they want. My ultimate favorite part about 41 minutes in when they’ve slowed down a little bit and Violet is just sitting on Fotina’s lap facing her and they are just kissing and trailing their hands over each other. Violet gathers Fotina’s long hair up in her hands for no reason other than she wants to. It’s obvious that the pair has long forgotten the camera on them and are just sharing an incredibly sexy and intimate moment. Does it get better than that?
It seems like everyone is enjoying oral sex – except me. Every time I watch a porn flick, the girls are loving it and when I talk about sex with my girlfriends, it seems like their boyfriends are into giving it too – and they’re good at it. Maybe I’ve never had a partner do it right. What are some tips I can give him so I can really begin to enjoy oral sex? I’m scared of embarrassing him.
-Longing for Licking
Miami, FL
I seriously can’t believe how nice it is outside. I always forget from year to year how fast it goes from chilly to amazingly warm and sunny. Spring is my favorite season by far and I am ready to get my relaxing on in the park!
Anyway, this video totally reminds me of everything I love about Spring. It’s not exactly a music video – more like some guy’s art project to a song i love by The Magnetic Fields.
I’m such a sucker for stuff like this too. I think it has something to do with when people who look genuinely happy, and I think they do. They have smiling eyes, or something like that. All I know is that I’ve been watching this on repeat and it makes my heart all aflutter each time.Â
I should probably give thanks for the Internet every day. Not only does it keep me gainfully employed, every so often you come across a true gem like this one I found on Jezebel today.Â
Ha! I love it! VD! Do the kids these days even know the phrase Venereal Disease? Anyway, I do love the whole idea of destigmatizing sexually transmitting diseases and saying that everyone can get them, but the Jezzies got it right when they said that this PSA is totally confusing. Is getting VD a good thing or not? Sure can’t tell from this commerical. Eh, it’s still pretty damn genius though.    (via Jezebel)
Before I even knew I could write about sex for a living, I was convinced that I wanted to be a forensic pathologist. I think it has something to do with the years of Law and Order I took in as an impressionable teen. Now that I work in porno, luckily there are crime thriller fuck flicks like these to satiate my need to hear all about the wrongs of society during my workday. And just like all the investigators in the shows that I hold so dearly, the Cock Scene Investigators (CSI) do everything it takes to get to the bottom of even the toughest of mysteries. Good thing that everything it takes involves lots of deep throat blow jobs and asshole rimming – or should we say “examining the crime scene.”
Out of the whole ten scene movie, I definitely have to say that scene three was the one for me. Not only do we get a threesome of tight-bodied detectives – one with the roundest bubble butts I’ve ever seen (you could seriously rest a platter on that ass), they get it on for the good of the cause as a reenactment of the crime scene! Hot! Plus, the hot cock sandwich with one lucky investigator pumping his partners ass while getting it up his own is nothing to sneeze at. And I can’t forget to mention that the crime gets solved as everyone’s dicks are being sucked clean. Good work fellas, on a job well done.
What has America done for me lately? I’ll tell you what it hasn’t done – given me a week long vacation with the sole purpose of getting laid!  WTF!Â
According to the New York Times, Finland as a proposed bill up in front of Parliament to grant Finnish workers an additional week long “love vacation” to rekindle their romances (plus lower divorce rates). And this in is addtion to their already established 25 paid days of vacation a year and as many as 10 paid public holidays!
Check out the article here. (NYT.com via Jezebel.com)
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m thinking that we need to get on the ball with getting this to the White House ASAP! Hillary, are you listening? Obama? Seriously people, a week off to hide under the covers with your spouse/significant other/fuck buddy and only get up for bathroom breaks – what more could you want? Who’s with me??
My partner and I want to try something new. We are kinda on a budget but don’t want to waste money on something we don’t like. What do you suggest we try? We have some basic toys but were thinking about exploring something kinky.-Poor But Pervy
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Alt Porn rarely makes much sense. I think that’s why I like it so much. Everything can be totally random, but it doesn’t matter, because it’s “edgy,” with over the top plots, fuzzy rimmed camera shots and all those super inked up, attitude fueled ladies. Hot! I think this one has something to do with a video game, but really, who can tell?
Honestly I’ll admit that didn’t care much for most of this movie – it was a little too confusing and the hospital and dungeon settings didn’t really do it for me, but I will say that the chains in scene two were the perfect way to keep one’s balance as they are being fucked up to their tits. I did love me some scene three though, which gives us two chicks goin’ at it in a bathroom stall, using the urinal to prop their heels on to give the best pussy access for licking, sucking and a little hardcore fucking. Hot! Sure it’s a little germy when you think about it, but bathroom sex is can be super hot and this Vivid Premuim alt flick totally does it justice.
So, I love me some Diana Cage. As you guys know (cause you listened, right…) the Porn Librarian and I headed over to NYC last night to hang out with Diana Cage on her Sirius Satellite Radio show and talk about all the exciting new stuff going on here at HMFH. And talk we did – for an hour! All about the brand new site, all the hot queer porno we have to offer and what exactly we like in a lady… all the stuff worth talking about. For some reason I felt the need to mention anal sex over and over. I totally made myself sound like a butt sex junkie! Now, I like butt sex as much has the next person, but don’t worry Tristan Taormino, I don’t plan to one up you or anything. Read the rest of this entry »
Back in the early ’90s when this movie was first released, female ejaculation was not the household name it is today. Ok, well, I guess it still isn’t, unless you live in a house with sex educators and porn aficionados, but thanks to educational films like this one, women from coast to coast discovered their squirting abilities and made female ejaculation a very exciting part of their lives. Mixing education and demonstration, the sex ed dream team of Fanny Fatale, Dr. Carol Queen and Dr. Shannon Bell not only school us on anatomy and what hits the g-spot just right, they show us exactly what female ejaculation looks like! I’ll admit that I got a little antsy during the diagrams and sped up to see the demos. Sometimes a girl just can’t help it. The varied technique and styles in which each woman climaxed was not only really cool to watch, it was incredibly hot! Especially that Shannon Bell, with her fist pumping and “this one’s for Annie Sprinkle!” dedicated stream. Love it!
Abigail Productions was created as a forum to represent lesbian porn with quality and honesty and where the directing team can showcase lesbian erotic experiences and sexual fantasies for everyone to identify with and where all viewers are encouraged to enjoy the art of erotica.
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The Vivid Entertainment Group is the world's leading adult film company. Tristan Taormino, popular columnist with The Village Voice and an award-winning director, launched Vivid-Ed to bring hot sex education to the masses.
