Tenderness is not usually the first thing people go to when they think about porn.  Sure, some porn is super tender, but because the majority of dirty movies are pretty devoid of a most things soft and sweet, it’s usually forgotten.   And while tenderness is what kept me watching this movie, I have to admit that it was the giant soup can of a cock on the box cover.  I mean really, look at that thing!  Anyway, back to the tenderness…

I guess it makes sense that I would have never heard of this studio, Dane Jones, before, since it looks like this is the first movie we have in from them, and it only came in a few days ago.  From what I can tell, it looks like they offer up high-quality erotica – which is something that we do love around here at HM4Her.  We do like to have a good mix of tenderness and super smutty hardcore going on.   Welcome Dane Jones!

It’s pretty obvious that Martin and Silvie have chemistry together.  They ways that they touch each other never feel scripted or unnatural.  More like places they’ve put their hands many times before.  He spends a nice long time going down on her before he even takes his pants off.  Nice work, Martin.

I really love the part at about 11:20, when Silvie rubs Martin’s cock between her pussy lips as she rides him.  There is just something so extra hot about humping like that, when he isn’t even inside her.  Plus, it looks beautiful on screen.  The only bad part is that it only goes on for a few seconds before he enters her.  But once he does head inside, the action continues to be sexy and delicious all the way to the end.

And clocking in and under 30 minutes, this video is perfect for someone looking for something as quick and to the point as it is soft and sweet.  Otis Redding was right – you definitely want to try a little Tenderness!

Watch “Tenderness” Now!

Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the midweek stretch.  We are back with another magical Humpday treat!  If I actually sat down and did the math, I bet I could tell you exactly how many Link Loves I’ve shot on your face.  Let’s see, I’ve been doing this for about 4 and a half years, with 52 weeks a year… bring out the calculator… hmmm, it looks I’ve brought you about 230 Humpday Link Loves!  Pretty nutty bananas, wouldn’t you say?  I guess there is no real reason to count them, other than to let you all know that we love bringing you the dirtiest news.  You can tell by the sheer numbers.  Anyway, enough babble – let’s get to it!

- Japanese mouth exerciser, or human blow up doll costume?  You decide.

- Remember back in November when there was all that hoopla about Sasha Grey reading to elementary school students?  Well, it’s back in the news again.  Apparently porn studio Assence Films is releasing a scene featuring the now-retired star in their “Anal Artists” video this week, and in support of Sasha’s past efforts to get children to read, they tried to donate a portion of the film’s proceeds to National Education Association’s Read Across America program. Yeah, that didn’t go over too well… (via Jezebel)

-  Jiz Lee wrote an amazing article about coming out as a porn star.  A fantastic and powerful ‘behind-the-scenes’ look at their experiences, as well as a call out for others’ stories.

- Speaking of queer porn stars, a whole host of them headed down to Vegas for the AVNs, since QueerPorn.TV was nominated for Best Alternative Website.  The SF Bay Guardian spent a little time hanging out with them and reported back.

- Sex advice from Women’s Studies Professors, which I think is particularly hilarious as a person with a Women’s Studies degree.

- Lost in translation is one of my favorite games!

- Joanna Angel went to the Superbowl, which I think it’s kinda awesome.  I love that she has a picture with Joe Montana.

-  Ms. Naughty finds out how people really feel about music in porn.

Hopes this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-JD

Author:tandrluv2swing Category: Friends With Benefits

Our first time swinging actually started out with a night out with a couple that were friends of ours. We were hanging out at our house and having a bonfire. All four of us had been drinking since early on in the evening. Travis was at one end of the front porch grilling and me and the couple, Tim and Lea, were on the other end of the porch listening to some music and telling stories and just a general fun time.

After eating, Travis pulled out the vodka and we started having shots. One thing Lea can’t handle is vodka shots. She was passed out within an hour. Meanwhile, me, Travis and Tim stayed outside on the porch listening to music and hanging out. I must have had way too much to drink myself, because we were sitting under the carport in front of my Expedition, and Travis asked me if I would do something for him. I said sure, and was utterly shocked when he said, “I want you to suck Tim’s dick for me.”

I don’t know who was more surprised, me or Tim! After a time making sure he was serious and not joking, I just said, “Sure, why not?”

Tim stood up, dropped his pants and stood in front of me. I looked at Travis, who was nodding his head, so I reached up and took hold of his cock with one hand and started slowly licking it up and down with my tongue. I kept looking from Travis to Tim’s face to see that everyone was ok with what was going on. I finally realized Travis was getting turned on by this, so I started really getting into it, licking from top to bottom and wrapping my lips around his cock watching it grow to its full 8 inches.

I took it into my mouth all the way to his balls and knew I had him from there. He had his head leaned back and was moaning and groaning, he took my hair into his hand and started pumping his cock into to my mouth, fucking my face as hard as he could. I felt him starting to get close, so I slowed down and looked back to Travis who was smiling at me telling me to keep going and swallow his cum.

Wanting to please my husband, I started back with vengeance, sucking and licking Tim’s cock until he couldn’t stand it anymore. Tim was hollering, “I’m gonna cum!” and I looked up into his eyes and told him I wanted to swallow his cum. That was enough for Tim to lose his load right there, so as he spasmed into my mouth. I kept my mouth around his cock and sucked every drop he had down my throat. As he was done, I started licking the head of his dick, making sure I got every last drop of his cum.

After he caught his composure, he looked over at Travis and said, “Man, I don’t know what I did to make you be such a great friend, but I sure did appreciate that!” Travis told him that was nothing, he should hang around for what was to come next.

While we all know how awesome and sexy porn can be, it’s also true that there are some porn flicks that are outright hilarious – and  I’m not even talking about the action really.  Today I am focused on the names.  I’m not even sure I condone most of the stuff in these videos, but I do know that they have hilarious (and sometimes fucked up) titles.  Hell, I might even post more than 5, just because I found so many!

Also, I decided that it would be more fun to show all the box covers bigger, rather than write about these flicks.  Enjoy!

I know this doesn’t even scrape the surface. What are your favorite ridiculous porno titles?

xoxo
-JD

I don’t know how I let this movie slip by me when we first got it in, but I am so happy to have run across it while looking for a different flick.  The HM4Her team has a major crush on Cadence St. John and finding this movie was like striking gold.  I almost felt bad not leaving it for Ginger Leigh to review, but alas, I decided to hoard it all for myself.

There are a few particular things about Cadence St. John that get me excited.  First, while she is totally tattooed up and does star in alt porn (like Burning Angel Entertainment), she shoots for all different studios and from what I’ve noticed, she is usually the only person that looks like her in the movies.  I think it’s awesome when a folks branch out and do a variety of kinds of porn.  It spices things up a bit.

Another thing I enjoy about Cadence St. John is that while nearly every movie I’ve seen her in, she is either almost silent, or gives off this air of superiority – she gets chatty when she is getting ready to cum, and awesomely got involved when we did the Porn Party on twitter.  It’s so rad when performers are versatile in that way as well.  Anyway, let’s get to the actual movie.

Now that I’ve confessed our hotness for Cadence St. John, I’m sure you can image how much I liked this movie.   The whole thing is close to 2 hours of watching St. John bang a bunch of different women.  Yum.  Each scene has its own special flavor, which is really exciting, since when you watch porn all the time, the details are what keep you interested.

All of the scenes are really awesome, but I have to say that scene 3 with Cadence and Phoenix Askani is amazing.  It begins with Pheonix on her knees in front of Cadence, as she paints lipstick on Phoenix’s lips over and over, and has her kiss parts of her body.  It’s only when Cadence ends up with lip marks all over her that they actually get into some sexy action.  I only have two words: seriously sexy.

Watch “Lesbian Spotlight – Cadence St. John” Now!

Someone needs to amend the dictionary STAT, because this comic is not only hilarious, but let’s face it, pretty much true.  Thanks Queers With Cats!

 
xoxo
-JD & Ginger

So, yesterday I wrote a post about ABC’s Nightline featuring porn star James Deen on the show last night.  While it’s true that he was on the show and all that, I was actually sorely mistaken when I said that finally the mainstream media would be talking about porn in a positive light.  Clearly they aren’t ready to go there, because they couldn’t just have a news piece about James Deen – they had to make it a sensationalized scare piece to warm parents that their teenage daughters may have a new crush… a PORNO crush.  Apparently Deen is such a super cute boy-next-door type that even the newly legal (and some underage) ladies are fawning over his blog, twitter, and yes, even his movies.

I’ll admit that I don’t have a television and didn’t have time to watch anything but the clip below, but I have to say that I am quite pleased with how James handled the whole affair.  Not only was he gracious and charming as usual, he also told it like it is.  He explained that sure, underage folks may be seeking him out, but really, if they are sexual enough to be finding his movies, they are probably mature enough to understand what porn is vs. real life.  Sure, that may not always be the case, but I can definitely see where he has a point.*  He also went on to say that he doesn’t actually encourage underage people to come to his site, but he can’t control it and doesn’t have much of an issue if they are there.  He also mentioned that they should go turn 18 and buy porn.  Oh James, you always speak such truth.

Let’s take a look at a quite clip.  Sorry it won’t embed.  Ug.

Thanks, James,  for not allowing them to turn this into the shit show they wanted it to be.

xoxo
-JD

*This is my, JD’s, point of view, not the whole of HM4Her.  And no, I don’t condone underage people to watch porn. I’m just saying I get his point.

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates.

Did you miss Pleasurists 165? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 167? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday February 5th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

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On to the reviews:

Vibrators

• Leaf Touch by Mistress Kay
• Leaf Fresh by Kira
• Leaf Vitality by Mistress Kay
• G-Twist by Karen Blue
• L’Amour Petite Indulgence by Sammi
• L’Amour Petite Indulgence by Belle
• LELO Elise by Juliettia
• Doc Johnson Black Magic Ribbed by Girl Deviante
• Pure Skin Bendie by Nymphomaniac Ness
• Pure Skin Bendie by DIY Orgasms
• Silky G by buzzvibe
• Hitachi Magic Wand by Penny
• Vibrating Pleasure Panties by Sammi
• Climax Twist Massager by Mistress Kay
• PicoBong Honi by Diabolical Kitty
• PicoBong Kiki by Smokebelly
• Couture Collection Pink Inspire by Lucid Obsession
• Couture Collection Pink Inspire by Naughty Snow White
• Blush Oui by Lucid Obsession
• Tuyo Vibromasseur by Mistress Kay
• Fun Factory Capricorn Astrovibe by Delilah Captor
• Onye Galerie Petite by Karen Blue
• Mini Wahl Rechargeable Massager by Mistress Kay
• Toyfriend Mini Rebel by Smokebelly
• Silky Vibrations Tingle Me by Naughty Snow White
• We-Vibe 3 by DIY Orgasms
• Extase Zenith by Smokebelly

Dildos

• Simply Blown Shiver by Bzzingbee
• SSA Glass Cyclone Wand by Kira
• Fleshlight Drac by Beanfiddler
• Tantus Throb by Blacksilk
• Jollies Jollet by Kira
• Tantus Luke O2 by True Pleasures
• Fleshlight Freaks Cyborg by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Tantus Alumina Flow by Kira

Anal Toys

• Crystal Twist Mini Plug by True Pleasures

Sleeves, Rings, & etc.

• Tenga 3D Spiral by LucyLemonade

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Edible Glow Massage & Body Oil by Lucid Obsession
• Earthly Body Massage Candles by Kit OConnell
• Tasty Trio Holiday Cheer Edition by Lucid Obsession
• Oral Sex Candy Spray by buzzvibe

BDSM/Fetish

• Kinklab Butt Plug Harness with Cock Ring by Mistress Kay
• Wartenberg Pinwheel by Willow Wand
• Bound by Diamonds Leash and Collar by Belle
• Kinklab Vampire Gloves by Jnuts

Adult Books/Games

• Male Playing Cards by Mistress Kay
• Enchanted: Erotic Fairy Tales by BashfulBabe
• Teasing the Devil by BashfulBabe
• The Adventurous Couple’s Guide to Strap-On Sex by K__

Adult DVDs & Porn

• Tight Places (A Drop of Color) by Pixel
• Eat Me Out by J.D. Bauchery
• Cabaret Desire – Scene 1 by Ginger Leigh
• The Secretary 2 by J.D. Bauchery
• Cosmic Re-Entry by Ginger Leigh
• Lily Cade’s Live Nerd Girls by J.D. Bauchery
• Fallen by Pixel

Lingerie

• Tiger Print Mini Dress by Red Vinyl Kitty
• Coquette Petticoat by Red Vinyl Kitty
• Sheer Chemise Set by Lucid Obsession
• Darque Nurse Costume by Mystress Lady Evyl

Miscellaneous

• Blow Job Expert Kit by True Pleasures
• Bend Over Beginner Kit by Smokebelly

One of the things I love about my life is that all of the parts of it randomly intersect when I least expect it.  I was out the other night and I met a friend of friends that was talking about how she just retired from the porn industry.  We talked for a few minutes and she told me that she had shot a bunch for Kink.com, so of course I took to HM4Her to check out that awesomeness, and luckily, we happen to have one of her movies!  Hello Mistress Soleli!

I’ll be the first person to say that I don’t review movies with trans women all that often, unless they are queer movies, made by queers for queers.  Most of the movies we have featuring trans women are made for hetero dudes and I find them kind of fucked up and exploitative.  I’m not saying that you shouldn’t enjoy them if you do – I’m just letting you know my own feelings on the matter.  And while Kink.com doesn’t necessarily identify as a queer studio, a bunch of queer stars shoot for them, and I trust that they treat performers well.  Hell, from what I can tell, the Armory that they run out in SF is pretty much heaven.  Anyway, that’s my initial rant – now let’s get to the sexin!

Kink’s TS Seduction (or Transsexual Seduction) has a newcomer in its midst. Dietrich has not only never been on film before, he’s never had sex with a trans woman and never been penetrated by a cock (in his mouth or his butt).  Boy, oh boy is he in for a good time!  He calls Mistress Soleli to come over, and come over she does, wearing a tight mini-dress with heels – a combo that offers up her long legs for days.  She starts out sweetly with Dietrich, kissing him, having him suck on her nipples, and giving him a blowjob. It seems that Dietrich doesn’t know that Mistress Soleli is trans, so is surprised when she takes her cock out. It only take a second for Dietrich to put her cock in his mouth and go right to town on it.  As he sucks, Mistress Soleli  gets a little rougher, slapping him in the face and pushing him head down on her cock.  She just gets hotter and hotter the meaner she gets. Yum.

Dietrich continues to suck her cock for a long time, all the while stroking his own cock.  She handcuffs him and beats him a little with a short flogger before gloving up and sticking her fingers up his ass to warm him up.  It’s so much fun watching her pop is ass cherry.  Whether or not he really is an anal virgin, it’s definitely believable that’s the case here.  Before long her hard cock is thrusting into his tight asshole.  I love the upward angle the camera person shoots from, allowing us to see Mistress Soleli’s perfectly painted French manicure cup her balls.

Dietrich can’t seem to get enough, whimpering and moaning the whole time his ass is filled.  His dick is as stiff as his little mohawk.  It’s sweet and a little innocent how he keeps saying ‘yes Mistress’ with his voice cracking a little.  What can I say, I’m a sucker for when porno gets cute.

All-in-all, this is an awesome half-hour flick from Kink.com.  And Mistress Soleli, even though you are retired from porno, I am so glad I got to take a look at how amazing you were on screen.  Thank you!

Watch “TS Seduction #7 Featuring Mistress Soleli and Dietrich” Now!

It seems like mainstream news media never wants to talk about porn unless it’s something bad – but not tonight!  ABC’s Nightline is featuring none other than boy-next-door heartthrob James Deen.

Tonight at 11:35pm EST, ABC gets down and dirty with Deen, talking with him about the 4,000 movies he has starred in and the newer onslaught of younger female porn viewers.

Unfortunately neither of the HM4Her ladies have tv at home, but we plan to take a look online tomorrow and see what we can find.  You should watch for us and comment about it below.