That is all. (via Buzzfeed)

The setting is late night at San Francisco’s super kinky Wicked Grounds Café.  Forget about plot or small talk, Drew and Mickey are hot and ready to go as soon as the scene gears up.  And fuck starting slowly – these two are prepared and hop right into the kinky action.  Drew is barely lying down on the table before she is asking Mickey to stick his fingers in her mouth and slap her around.  And he wastes no time waiting to fuck the shit out of her and slap her pussy raw.  Seriously, not even five minutes into the movie there is already extreme pleasure happening… and delicious face spitting.  Hello sexy humiliation play!

It’s really exciting to watch them play so rough and dirty with each other.  It’s obvious that they are both totally into it and really enjoying themselves, whether they are giving the blows or taking them.  And it makes me so happy to watch Drew playing with Mickey’s ass as well.  Sure, some porn has male ass play, but I’m always excited to see it.  Mickey doesn’t look too disappointed about it either…  This is a seriously sexy movie!

Also, I really need to point out how awesome Wicked Grounds is – I mean look at those beautiful diagrams of bondage knots on the tables!  How fucking hot!

Watch “Queer Porn TV – Drew Deveaux + Mickey Mod Part One” Now!

Hilarious and informative.

xoxo
-JD

(I found this bush on the Facebook… I’m not sure where it’s from, but I love it.)

- Parents were none too happy when they realized that Miami’s Exxxotica Expo was being held at the same venue (and same time) as a local high school’s senior prom.  Sure, I get than folks are concerned about exposure to minors, but honestly, I doubt anyone is seeing anything at the Exxotica Expo that they haven’t seen on prime time TV.  I would be more concerned about people mistaking some of the prom attendees for porn stars.  Have you seen the skimpy prom dresses that parents are buying for their kids these days?

- Speaking of porn conventions, it looks like former wrestler Chyna collapsed at the Exxxotica Expo.  Apparently the whole weekend was a bit of  a rough time for her…

- The latest in sex toy tech.  Yum.

- In honor of masturbation month, here are 9 Techniques For More Pleasurable Masturbation. (via TheFrisky)

- When worlds collide.  Hilarious.

- A really interesting review of the documentary “After Porn Ends.”  I haven’t seen the movie, which is about what the stars interviewed have done since leaving the industry and how their porn careers have affected their lives, but from the trailer, it seems that they are skewing it to look like all porn performers are damaged goods.  Hmmm.  From what I can tell, it seems a little sensationalized and lacking a fair and fuller representation.  But maybe I’m wrong.

- And lastly, here are 18 life-size female mannequin nutcrackers.  I’m not even sure what to say about it, though I’m sure I could talk at length about the implication of the objectification of women and the idea of the domineering woman if you gave me a minute…

Click here to view the embedded video.

Welp, hope this gets you through to the three-day weekend!

xoxo
-JD

It was date night, her date night. A ritual that she had; once a month she had committed herself to enjoy an evening alone. No friends, no family, no acquaintances, no one. she was to be alone and just be, be herself or someone else if she desired. this is the night that she looked forward to every month. a night of pure pleasure in whatever form she desired. there were months when she went to the movies alone and other months when she morphed into Desiree, her seductive, horny alter ego. Tonight was one of those nights she was Desiree.

A few months ago she heard from a friend about a very interesting bar. From the outside it looked like your ordinary small town bar, but Inside it held secrets. Joe is the bar tender there. If Joe deemed you deserving of his special attentions then a very special treat will come your way.

She had been at the bar a few times, had pleasant conversations with Joe several times however, nothing special ever happened. She had gone month after month and nothing. She went again last month and nothing. What was this treat, she desperately wanted to know. She would never just blurt it out and ask. She wanted the thrill of self discovery. What was wrong, why wasn’t she chosen. Well tonight she’ll find out.

As she got ready that night she decided to put on one of her sexiest outfits. She had bought it a year ago but hadn’t had the nerve to wear it. Tonight all bets were off and tonight she was Desiree. Full of want and lust. It was a pleated black micro mini skirt and a black shredded tank. With it she wore the most beautiful gardenia thigh highs and smoking black 5 inch Jimmy Choos. Oh Yeah, an outfit perfect for Desiree. It screamed sex and she knew it. She would try one more time at the bar and if nothing “special” happened then she would just go home to her toys. She had already made up her mind. Tonight she would reach her highest peak of sexual desires, with or without Joe’s help.

As she walks into the bar everyone notices. “Good” she thought to herself, just the attention she wanted. she could see the men arouse and her sight filled with lust in their eyes. She makes her way to the bar.

“What’ll you have?”

“An easy lay,” she says.

“Well, only of you can tell me what’s in it?”

“Cream, Lots of cream,” she replied with pursed lips.

Something flickered in those hazelnut eyes. Somethings happening she thought. “Make it a double shot” and winks.

“Will you have a seat?”

“No,” she hastily replies. “Not tonight. I want to be ready for whatever may come my way. ” he smiled, then looked over her shoulder and winked.

“Tonight, you just leave it up to me.” That was it. she was ready, As she smiled in response, he says. “Whatever comes your way, just go with it, don’t fight it and let it run its course, if you need to stop just say PUMPKIN.” Alright she thought. This is it.

As she was taking her second shot, a hand gently went up her thigh, she startled. Joe looked at her square in the eye and softly said “just let it be.” She relaxed. Without taking her eyes off of Joe the hand began to grope her. The hand caressed her thighs and buttocks. The crowd at the bar was rapidly growing. Then there was another hand. This time the bar was so crowded she couldn’t see who was touching her even if she tried, there was no way of knowing. So she kept watching Joe, imagining it were his hands on her. It was dark and it was crowded and with the outfit she was wearing, anything could happen. Well, Just let it be, she thought to herself.

The hands were still at work. One was clenching her ass the other rubbing her very wet clit. and all the while Joe kept smiling at her as he worked. That reassuring smile that said just let it be, it will all be okay,  so she relaxed some more. another hand, this one fondled her breasts, slipped into her tank and pinched her nipples, mmmmmm, that felt good. The only certainty she had was that she had more than two playmates by now.

Her playmates gently blind folded her and guided her to a corner away from the bar. It didn’t feel as crowded here, it was however somewhat quieter. She was then hoisted up onto a swing. I’ve never noticed this swing before she thought to herself. still, she was just going with it. Now there was a tongue, “ohhhhhhh” were the only words out of her mouth. and another hand closed over her mouth as if to say ‘shhhhhhhhh.’ The tongue was accompanied by fingers. Slowly the tongue and fingers caressed every inch of her hot wet member. Her clit was on fire and the spasms were deep. She was at her height of ecstasy at this point. The only thoughts running through her mind were, more, she wanted more she had never had such an experience.

There were at least 3 men pleasuring her… were they all men? She could have sworn she felt very delicate and neatly manicures fingers rubbing her. 2 men and a lady? More, who cares who they were she wanted more. Each man or woman had his job to do for her pleasure and they did it well. It was all about her, she was kissed, spanked, poked, licked and pinched; it felt like heaven. Her juice flowed from within with such force that was uncontrollable, the spasms were fierce and there was a very wide mouth sucking away all the juice out of her.

By this time she was beyond wet and horny. Gentle hands then leaned over her, softly caressing her breasts, massaging her body, bringing her back down from ecstasy. Another hand gently began wiping her up. Her juices were licked off dry and the softness of a baby wipe finished cleaning her up. Then a very soft sound, a whisper almost inaudible,

“Did you enjoy yourself?

“Yes. ”

That was a quickie, would you like the full service?” She had no time to think, but she just went with it.

“Yes, full service, please.” Was all she could say. Pumpkin was the last word she wanted to say.

The blindfold was still on and a blanket was carefully wrapped around her and she was gently carried away.

Anyway, here is a little what Dylan has to say about herself, from her bio:

I grew up in a small town in California, and I’m a sweet girl with a frisky side who also happens to have the best family. I love to have fun and I am so thankful to have my life. I have the most amazing kick-ass job, being a PORNSTAR! I love life and having fun. I am such a lucky girl!

My idea of fun is cooking or BBQ, going to the beach, Disneyland, traveling, watching baseball, going to the lake, just having fun! I love to sleep! I gotta have my beauty rest! I used to have a regular day job, but decided I enjoyed modeling and the spotlight more.I think it is awesome to have fans!

I am very social, a huge flirt and love being with people. I am very sexual and love knowing people enjoy watching me. The sexiest thing about me are my eyes when I’m doing a scene I love getting into it and then looking at the camera with in a very lustful, lascivious, libidinous wanton, way! I love sex and embracing the moment and enjoy the feeling and rush of being on camera.

Sounds pretty great, right?  So without further delay, here is part one of our video interview with Dylan Ryder!

Click here to view the embedded video.

This interview was so fantastic and long that we had to break it down into 3 parts, so be sure to come back for more!

xoxo
-JD

Ps. If you want to know even more about Dylan, check out this About Me page on her official website!

Sure, some folks are anti-facials, saying that they are degrading to women, which I totally get, but at the same time, to other folks (like me) they are super hot and just another way that people express themselves sexually.  Really, it’s just a matter of preference, like most other consensual sexual acts.

Anyway, today we are talkin’ facials – Adrianna’s facial to be exact.  Adrianna is a super hot lady who has come to the Fake Agent casting couch for a model “interview.” The interviewer starts off with a few questions, asking Adrianna what kind of sex she likes and if she is comfortable in front of the camera.  After that, it’s straight to having her take off her clothes. He gets some close ups of her tits and her ass, but then he touches her, which she recoils from.  I don’t necessarily like that the dude is like “if you get this job all the guys will be touching you.  It’s normal.”  Whether or not that’s true, he should ask first.  When he tries to touch her pussy she slaps him in the face, gets dressed and leaves.  And then we get a cut signal.

Soon the camera is rolling again, with dude letting us know that Adrianna called and apologized, saying she wants to work, so she is coming back in. And back she comes, ready for a do-over.  She needs money, so she comes back to “interview.”  Alright, I know it’s a porn plot, but still I don’t like it.  It’s too close to the reality that some folks need money to survive and have to do whatever it takes to get it.  I’m not saying that all porn stars are like that (not at all!), but there are many people in the world that have to do work that they don’t necessarily want to do because they need the cash.  It feels too exploity to me to just sit back and enjoy the movie, but I am going to try to remember that it’s only a movie and that while it does happen in real life, it’s not actually happening in this instance.  I will relax and get into the sexy times!

First thing he does, before getting her out of her clothes even, is have her suck his cock.  And because he is filming, it makes for some nice little P.O.V. action.  She stokes his cock with her hand while sucking the tip and pays lots of attention to his balls, all while looking in the camera with sexy eyes.  Soon her clothes are back off and dude films himself giving her a deep dicking on the couch – captured from two angles (P.O.V. and regular fixed camera across the room).  They screw in a whole bunch of positions and he gets a lot more head throughout the 48 minutes.  Then, of course, he cums all over her face, which, honestly, she doesn’t seem to be super jazzed about.  She has to keep one of her eyes closed to keep the jiz out.

Now, I’ve seen tons of movies where the women are really excited to have cum all over their faces – heck, I’ve even enjoyed it myself a time or two, but in this movie, the chick was not into it.  Whether or not she was pretending to be unenthused, it definitely sours the experience for me.  And I am not blaming her here – I think the whole premise of the movie is uncomfortable and a total turn off for me.  I don’t think it’s bad or anything, I just personally cannot get down with it and will probably stay clear of Fake Agent movies in the future.  Also, it’s a little odd that the dude’s face is blurred out, but I guess it’s par for the course, since the whole damn thing is a little off to me.

Watch “Adrianna” Now!

“I have looked these multiple terms, but there is no better way than to get a clear definition and/or insight than from a professional.  What is the difference between Bisexual, Pansexual, Polysexual, and Queer. I am at a lost.”

Ah, labels.  Some people hate them, while others cannot live without.  When it comes to the taxonomy of relationships, the language of labels can be a little on the tricky side.  In fact, it can be downright confusing. What makes it all so difficult is that folks relate to one another in such nuanced ways that the smallest details count when talkin’ definitions.  So, with that, let’s take a look at these four terms and see how they are both different an similar.

Before we get down to the nitty gritty, let me just say that these terms can definitely be confusing, especially because there are many definitions and folks don’t usually agree on one.  This is my take on the whole thing.

1) Bisexual means that a person has the potential to be attracted sexually emotionally and/or romantically to both men and women.  Bisexuality is couched in the notion that there are only two sexes and doesn’t leave room for there to be folks that identify as anything other than male or female.  Many folks assume that bisexual means that a person is attracted to men and women equally, but I don’t believe that is always the case.

2) Pansexual means that a person has the potential to be attracted sexually, emotionally and/or romantically to all types of folks, regardless of biological sex, gender identity, gender expression, orientation, etc.  This leaves room for folks who identify outside of the male/female binary, including trans and gender variant folks.

3) Polysexual, on the other hand, means that a person has the potential to be attracted sexually, emotionally and/or romantically to many types of folks, but not necessarily all.  It too leaves room for folks who identify outside of the male/female binary, including trans and gender variant folks.

4) When it comes to Queer, the definition is very tricky because there really are so many ways that folks define the term for themselves and their lives.  I can only give you my definition of queer and some resources to take a look at what other people say.

To me, Queer is an identity that really works as an intersection of sexual/romantic/emotional desires and lifestyle.  Yes, queer folks have the potential to be attracted sexually, emotionally and/or romantically to all types of folks, regardless of biological sex, gender identity, gender expression, orientation, etc., but it’s more than just that.

To me, being queer is about making a proud/loud statement against heteronormativity, gender binaries and assimilation.  Queer doesn’t just leave room for everyone on the gender continuum (as well as everyone who does not identify as part of the continuum), it readily embraces all gender identities, gender expressions, biological sexes, etc.  Sure, you could say that someone who is Pansexual could identify as Queer, and someone who is Queer could identify as Pansexual, but again, I believe that Queerness is more than just who you wanna sleep with – it’s a political statement, an outward way to let folks know that you acknowledge that there is way more than a gender/sex binary and a way of life for many folks.

Phew, that was a big definition.  And specifically my own definition.  Do you have any other definitions or ideas you’d like to contribute?  Comment away!

xoxo
-JD

“Tails From The Zipper offers a chilling change of pace from the usual adult fare: You like sex with a SCREAM? Want some HORROR with your HUMPING? How about something CREEPY with you CLIMAX? Come see what’s behind these tails! You might not get SCARED, but you’ll definitely get STIFF!”

Exactly.  Oh, horror porn, I love you so!

On quick examination of the movie, I would give an educated guess that it’s probably mid-‘90s smut.  There is no date on the box cover, but this movie is drippppping with ’90 flair.

We start with “Who’s The Dummy,” a ridiculous story about a mannequin that was cursed by the Nazis.  Yep, that’s creativity if I ever saw it!  Anyway, Randy West gets a job at the warehouse where the mannequin is in storage and he is warned to not touch it.  Apparently a man who kisses the mannequin at midnight will have terrible, heinous things happen to him.  And if you heard a curse like that, wouldn’t you want to test the theory?  Well, of course Randy does and gives her a big smooch at the witching hour (after checking out her hot plastic ass).  One kiss and poof – the dummy comes to life (shocker!) and wants to fuck!

The mannequin (who I will refer to as “Manne”) only talks French, but she bridges the language barrier nicely with her body language.  It’s not long before they are going at it, with West face first in Manne’s wet pussy. They fuck all over the warehouse, in all sorts of positions, with lots of close up angles and fun shadow blowjob shots.  But the real question is, what are the terrible, heinous things that West was warned about?  West turns into a mannequin himself!  Cheesy and totally awesome!

Next story is called “Too Old, Too Young” – a scene that starts with two very old women who get a package in the mail.  What is it?  Two beautiful necklaces and a spell that someone sent them on how to become young again.  They must wait for a full moon, then put the necklaces on, hold hands, say some shit and kiss.  Where does this lead to, you ask? Obviously the pair become young again and fuck each other.  It just so happens that they have sexy lingerie on under their granny dresses and they waste no time getting their clothes off and their hump on.  They even have a dildo laying around, which I do think every woman, young or old should have!  I don’t actually see any “horror” or anything in this scene, but the sex is hot, so I’m not that disappointed (though I do feel a little cheated).

And lastly “The Black Widow” comes to us in scene three.  Randy Spears goes out on the town and tries out a new bar to find some different pussy to bang.  He locks eyes with a lady across the room and he is instantly drawn to her.  Then everything goes black and next thing he knows it, he is somewhere different, sitting naked in a chair.  She has some sort of power over him and wills him to fuck her (which he isn’t too bummed about.  And then she does what a Black Widow spider does – she leaves her web and keeps Spears forever.

Overall impression?  Weird in a porno way, but definitely not as exciting as I hoped it would be.

Watch “Tails From The Zipper” Now!

Anyway, we had the great fortune to score an interview with Miss Simone last fall, and since Ginger Leigh is the one who put together the interview for FetishMovies, we talked about the questions beforehand and decided not to ask the same 20 we ask on this site, so that we could pair the interviews up to make one giant Julie Simone interview explosion.  Pretty clever, huh?

So, check out what Julie Simone had to say to us, then scurry over to FetishMovies to read more!

xoxo
-JD