In West Philadelphia, born and raised… ok, not really, but I am from Philly and I'm pretty fresh, but more in a frisky-fresh way and less in a hip-early -'90s-Will-Smith way. Along with being a total pervy, dirty birdy lezzie queer, I am a hardcore pop culture junkie that stumbled into the world of sex and porn and debauchery as first a Women's Studies major and later a Human Sexuality grad student. Oh yeah, you read right – you've got an academic dirtbag on your hands. Lucky you.
As a Master of Sex (education) and a lover of all things wordy, it was just a natural progression to becoming a sex writer. Of course working in porn and spending my free time running sex ed workshops means that I basically eat, breathe and sleep sex. Really, I'm ok with that. It also means I've lost all social graces regarding what's okay to talk about in public and what should probably be left in bed. I guess it just comes with the territory.
To sum me up – I'm blunt. I like to fuck and am not afraid to say it. Screw me hard to win my heart. The phrase "making love' just makes me nauseous and if you aren't talking dirty, you aren't talking me out of my pants. I am unapologetically me and you wouldn't want it any other way. I promise.
I don’t know how I let this movie slip by me when we first got it in, but I am so happy to have run across it while looking for a different flick. The HM4Her team has a major crush on Cadence St. John and finding this movie was like striking gold. I almost felt bad not leaving it for Ginger Leigh to review, but alas, I decided to hoard it all for myself.
There are a few particular things about Cadence St. John that get me excited. First, while she is totally tattooed up and does star in alt porn (like Burning Angel Entertainment), she shoots for all different studios and from what I’ve noticed, she is usually the only person that looks like her in the movies. I think it’s awesome when a folks branch out and do a variety of kinds of porn. It spices things up a bit.
Another thing I enjoy about Cadence St. John is that while nearly every movie I’ve seen her in, she is either almost silent, or gives off this air of superiority – she gets chatty when she is getting ready to cum, and awesomely got involved when we did the Porn Party on twitter. It’s so rad when performers are versatile in that way as well. Anyway, let’s get to the actual movie.
Now that I’ve confessed our hotness for Cadence St. John, I’m sure you can image how much I liked this movie.  The whole thing is close to 2 hours of watching St. John bang a bunch of different women. Yum. Each scene has its own special flavor, which is really exciting, since when you watch porn all the time, the details are what keep you interested.
All of the scenes are really awesome, but I have to say that scene 3 with Cadence and Phoenix Askani is amazing. It begins with Pheonix on her knees in front of Cadence, as she paints lipstick on Phoenix’s lips over and over, and has her kiss parts of her body. It’s only when Cadence ends up with lip marks all over her that they actually get into some sexy action. I only have two words: seriously sexy.
So, yesterday I wrote a post about ABC’s Nightlinefeaturing porn star James Deen on the show last night. While it’s true that he was on the show and all that, I was actually sorely mistaken when I said that finally the mainstream media would be talking about porn in a positive light. Clearly they aren’t ready to go there, because they couldn’t just have a news piece about James Deen – they had to make it a sensationalized scare piece to warm parents that their teenage daughters may have a new crush… a PORNO crush. Apparently Deen is such a super cute boy-next-door type that even the newly legal (and some underage) ladies are fawning over his blog, twitter, and yes, even his movies.
I’ll admit that I don’t have a television and didn’t have time to watch anything but the clip below, but I have to say that I am quite pleased with how James handled the whole affair. Not only was he gracious and charming as usual, he also told it like it is. He explained that sure, underage folks may be seeking him out, but really, if they are sexual enough to be finding his movies, they are probably mature enough to understand what porn is vs. real life. Sure, that may not always be the case, but I can definitely see where he has a point.* He also went on to say that he doesn’t actually encourage underage people to come to his site, but he can’t control it and doesn’t have much of an issue if they are there. He also mentioned that they should go turn 18 and buy porn. Oh James, you always speak such truth.
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Did you miss Pleasurists 165? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 167? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday February 5th @ 11:59pm Pacific.
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One of the things I love about my life is that all of the parts of it randomly intersect when I least expect it. I was out the other night and I met a friend of friends that was talking about how she just retired from the porn industry. We talked for a few minutes and she told me that she had shot a bunch for Kink.com, so of course I took to HM4Her to check out that awesomeness, and luckily, we happen to have one of her movies! Hello Mistress Soleli!
I’ll be the first person to say that I don’t review movies with trans women all that often, unless they are queer movies, made by queers for queers. Most of the movies we have featuring trans women are made for hetero dudes and I find them kind of fucked up and exploitative. I’m not saying that you shouldn’t enjoy them if you do – I’m just letting you know my own feelings on the matter. And while Kink.com doesn’t necessarily identify as a queer studio, a bunch of queer stars shoot for them, and I trust that they treat performers well. Hell, from what I can tell, the Armory that they run out in SF is pretty much heaven. Anyway, that’s my initial rant – now let’s get to the sexin!
Kink’s TS Seduction (or Transsexual Seduction) has a newcomer in its midst. Dietrich has not only never been on film before, he’s never had sex with a trans woman and never been penetrated by a cock (in his mouth or his butt). Boy, oh boy is he in for a good time! He calls Mistress Soleli to come over, and come over she does, wearing a tight mini-dress with heels – a combo that offers up her long legs for days. She starts out sweetly with Dietrich, kissing him, having him suck on her nipples, and giving him a blowjob. It seems that Dietrich doesn’t know that Mistress Soleli is trans, so is surprised when she takes her cock out. It only take a second for Dietrich to put her cock in his mouth and go right to town on it. As he sucks, Mistress Soleli gets a little rougher, slapping him in the face and pushing him head down on her cock. She just gets hotter and hotter the meaner she gets. Yum.
Dietrich continues to suck her cock for a long time, all the while stroking his own cock. She handcuffs him and beats him a little with a short flogger before gloving up and sticking her fingers up his ass to warm him up. It’s so much fun watching her pop is ass cherry. Whether or not he really is an anal virgin, it’s definitely believable that’s the case here. Before long her hard cock is thrusting into his tight asshole. I love the upward angle the camera person shoots from, allowing us to see Mistress Soleli’s perfectly painted French manicure cup her balls.
Dietrich can’t seem to get enough, whimpering and moaning the whole time his ass is filled. His dick is as stiff as his little mohawk. It’s sweet and a little innocent how he keeps saying ‘yes Mistress’ with his voice cracking a little. What can I say, I’m a sucker for when porno gets cute.
All-in-all, this is an awesome half-hour flick from Kink.com. And Mistress Soleli, even though you are retired from porno, I am so glad I got to take a look at how amazing you were on screen. Thank you!
It seems like mainstream news media never wants to talk about porn unless it’s something bad – but not tonight! ABC’s Nightline is featuring none other than boy-next-door heartthrob James Deen.
Tonight at 11:35pm EST, ABC gets down and dirty with Deen, talking with him about the 4,000 movies he has starred in and the newer onslaught of younger female porn viewers.
Unfortunately neither of the HM4Her ladies have tv at home, but we plan to take a look online tomorrow and see what we can find. You should watch for us and comment about it below.
Yep, it’s that time again – when a giant rodent (um, I mean Groundhog) comes out of his hole, looks for his shadow, and predicts whether or not the winter will continue for longer. This year Punxsutawney Phil, the Groundhog weatherman we’re talking about, came out and saw his shadow, which according to legend, means that we still have six more weeks of winter.
Though it may be 60 degrees right now here in Philly (which is about 6 hours away from Punxsutawney, where all this action happens), I am still outraged about that overgrown rat pushing my dreams of spring further away. But instead of wallowing, I figured I would make a prediction of my own… based on daydreams of seeing myself walking around in warmer weather. Spring is coming! And to illustrate my excitement, you should check out these outdoor porns!
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You’re welcome. Time to break out the flip flops!
xoxo
-JD
Ps. Did you know that the place that Punxsutawney Phil makes his prediction is called Gobbler’s Knob. Yep, sometimes you don’t even have to bring the dirty – it’s already there.
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. And welcome to February! Sure, it’s still winter in Philly, where HM4Her resides, but it’s also 60 degrees and sunny outside, so you’ll hear no complains from me. I won’t go into the controversial topic of global warming, but… really, there is no denying the weather. Anyway, we aren’t here to talk about now nice it is outside – we are here to talk about all things dirty the web has to offer, so let’s get to it!
- Ginger Leigh sent me this hilarious picture of the future (or, um, the present) of social networking. Thanks Ginger!
- I’ll be honest and say that I know absolutely nothing about Tim Tebow – other than he plays football, is religious, and apparently was in Vegas at the same time the AVN Awards were going on. I don’t know why this is news, since there are no illicit pictures of him and any porn people, but it made Deadspin top stories, so… Now I guess we just wait until Steve Hirsch offers that million dollar deal.
- Wanna up the sexy time fun you have with your partner? Try Mojo Upgrade, an interactive online sex questionnaire. Not only does it offer up a slew of options to pick from, it seems like it would be a great way to bring up all those kinky ideas you’ve been thinking about. Give it a go – I know I will.
- While these pervy vocab words are part and parcel to my usual workday, I thought this dirty glossary might be of use to folks who may not spend their 9-5 looking at smut. (via WSN)
- New findings are saying that some spiders voluntarily castrate themselves and leave their penises inside their female counterparts to increase the likelihood of producing offspring by allowing their bits to continue spewing semen after they leave. They also may be because female have this awesome way of eating their mate when they are finished fucking, so they male has learned to cut his losses and run.
- And lastly, it looks like awesome director Erika Lust has redone her website, and offered up a super cute video of her having a photo shoot. And letting us know that she had a bebe last year – Congrats Erika!!
Sister Mary Francis hurried down the dark corridor while silently cursing herself. “Damn, I’m late again. I hope Mother Superior isn’t there yet!!!” Opening the large creaking door at the rear of the sanctuary, twenty sets of eyes turned to see who was late, and unfortunately, one pair belonged to Mother Superior Margaret!!! After Sister Mary Francis took her place in the fourth pew, the daily midnight vespers service continued uninterrupted for the next hour. Mary thought that she was out of the woods, until a hard rap on her door awakened her a three AM!
“Sister Mary Francis,” a voice called through her door. “The Mother Superior wishes to see you in her chambers at once!!!” A cold sweat broke out over Mary’s body as she heard steps walking away from her door and on down the hall. Quickly donning her habit, she slipped on her shoes and began making the long walk to Mother Superior’s office. She could see a light shining under the office door, and with a great deal of trepidation she gave the giant oak door a hard knock, which resulted in a reverberation that filled the entire room! A voice from inside called out, “Come in, Mary Francis, it’s unlocked!”
As she pushed the heavy door open, Mary could see that the Mother Superior was seated behind her huge mahogany desk, while her assistant, Sister Ellen, sat in a stuffed chair off to one side. “Please take a seat,” said the Mother Superior, indicating with her hand which chair she wanted Mary to sit in. Mary quickly sat down and waited quietly while the Mother Superior just sat and stared at her for a few minutes. Finally, after what seemed to be an eternity, the Mother Superior spoke.
“Sister Mary Francis, how long have you been with us here at The Order of St. Catherine!?!”
“Uh, about a year, ma’am,” Mary replied softly.
“And in that year,” the Mother Superior continued, “how many times have you been sent to detention!?!”
“I-I-I’m not sure, ma’am,” she stammered?!?”
“Not sure?” the Mother Superior replied incredulously. “You have set the record for number of infractions in her first year, by far!”
“Oh,” is all Mary could say in a small voice!
“Sister Mary,” she continued, “do you really want to be a member of our order, or is this just some kind of game you’re playing? Because if it is, I want it stopped right now. Do you understand me!?!”
“Yes, ma’am,” Mary replied with her head down. The Mother Superior leaned back in her chair and thought for a few minutes.
“We have tried every manner of punishment with you, save one, and if you wish to continue your stay with us, you will have to submit to some form of corporal punishment. It’s all that I can think of to turn you around!!!”
“Corporal punishment?” Mary thought to herself. “That means spanking and the such. She wouldn’t dare!!!”
Her own thoughts were swept back to reality when the Mother Superior announced, “You will lift you habit, lay across Sister Ellen’s lap, and receive twenty strokes on your bare bottom, understood!?!” A mortified Mary just nodded her head, as she stood up and walked the few paces to Sister Ellen’s chair. “Lift you habit,” the Mother Superior intoned harshly, “pull down her underwear, Sister Ellen, and now, Sister Mary Francis, lay down across her lap!!!”
Sister Mary Francis was only twenty three years old, and even though she was usually covered with her habit, she always sensed a bit of jealousy from her fellow sisters due to her frightfully well developed young body. Before Sister Ellen began with her punishment, a hand brushed softly over her bottom, while lingering for just a second on her puffy vagina.
“Okay, Sister, begin,” ordered the Mother Superior. The first time Sister Ellen’s hand connected with her butt, it was more startling than painful, but as she went on, the heat radiated from her plump bottom, until she was crying like a baby. After ten strokes the Mother Superior’s voice cracked through the air.
“That’s enough for now. Let’s rest for a moment and let the pain subside a little.” Again, a hand began to lightly caress her bottom, and this time, it made no pretense of feeling her vagina, as the very ends of the finger tips gently flicked back and forth over her very erect clitoris.
“Sister Mary Francis,” the Mother Superior asked, “you seem to be sexually aroused. Do you get this way often!?!”
“Ma’am?” Mary asked.
“A simple question, child,” she continued. “Does your vagina get wet like this often?”
“Sometimes,” a now confused Mary replied.
“And what do you do when it does,” the Mother Superior asked?
“Oh, god,” Mary thought, “what does she want me to say? I’m in deep enough now as it is!”
“Do you masturbate,” the Mother Superior asked, “when your vagina gets all wet an gooey?”
Before she could reply, a finger actually slipped inside of her and started making direct contact with her now swollen clit!
“With a vagina like this,” the Mother Superior went on, “I’m sure you must masturbate often. Am I correct in that assumption?”
“Yes,” gasped Mary, as the stern mistress worked over her clit mercilessly.
“Very good, Sister Mary. Are you close to having an orgasm right now?”
Instead of answering, Mary’s pussy lurched, and her whole body shook as it was literally attacked by her climax, leaving her as limp as an old dish rag across Sister Ellen’s lap.
“My, my,” the Mother Superior said softly, “our little trouble maker has a very naughty vagina, wouldn’t you say so, Sister Ellen!?!”
“Oh, yes,” Sister Ellen chimed in. “She has a very naughty vagina and clitoris.”
“Do you think that it’s fair that she has all of the fun?” asked the Mother Superior.
“No, I don’t,” replied Sister Ellen.
“What do you think we should do to rectify that situation?”
Today feels like a gay porn kind of day, so I decided to give a little love to the gay porn studio I hear so many good things about, Rascal Video.  I’ve watched a few Rascal Video flicks in the past, but it has been a while, so I’m happy to sit back and take in all the super hot man-on-man action they have to offer. Plus it’s a Chi Chi LaRue movie, so I am extra excited to take a look. I mean, who doesn’t love porn directed by a drag performer? I am in awe of her many talents. Alright, onward to the movie.
Detention is about, you guessed it, detention. When you are up to no good in the schoolhouse, the teachers have no choice but to send you straight to detention. But little do they know that this detention hall is anything but punishment.  Full to the hilt with hot, horny guys just aching to get stuffed, detention is what dreams are made of and where bad boys long to go. And with more than two hours of sweaty schoolhouse action, there seems to be quite the selection of naughty lads – all ready to fuck in pairs, triads and piles. Yum.
While I liked all five of the scenes, I really enjoyed scene three, with Chad Hunt and Tag Adams. It features a custodian finding a bunch of porno mags in a student’s locker, and when the student returns to close his locker, instead of turning him in, the custodian asks if he wants to see more. He brings the student down to the basement of the school and pulls out a stack of porn mags. Of course they both get turned on and begin to fuck – all over pages of straight porn mags that are lying on the floor. It’s pretty freaking awesome.
I also really liked scene 5 with Johnny Hazzard as a detention tough guy, who tries to get a blowjob from some straight-laced student when Matt Summers comes to his rescue and tells Johnny to get a bj from a professional – and points to himself. It’s pretty awesome. I do love me some Johnny Hazzard.  The whole scene turns into a giant orgy of sexy action, and really I couldn’t be happier about it. Looks like a need a little detention of my own.
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