There aren’t many things I think of as staples of sex, but other than safer sex materials, lube is definitely one of them. Lube is just a fact of life. No matter how much natural lubricant your body produces, it’s usually a good idea to add some additional lube, just to make sure things stay slick and moving along.… More
I never expect much from any toy with the words “my first” in the name. I usually judge the crap out of it – expecting seam-laden plastic pieces just waiting crack or a blob of jelly with that new car sent. What else? Either a pathetically week motor or one that is so buzzily strong it makes my clit want to detach itself and hide in the other room. California Exotic’s My First Rabbit didn’t necessarily turn me into a believer, but it definitely represented for the “my first” toys. I could go on a rant about who gets to decide that shitty toys are for beginners, but I’m not really up for that today.… More
There are a lot of ugly sex toys out there. Like a lot a lot. But lucky for us, toy makers have gotten wind of the fact that people are becoming way more discretionary about what they are putting into (and on) their bodies – both material and aesthetic wise. In recent years, a whole host of amazingly beautiful, body-safe toys have hit the sexy shop shelves, making it more fun than ever to pick our pleasures. And this time around, my pleasure was deliciously sinful…
Sinful Pleasure is a gorgeous glass dildo from the new line of toys by Joyful Pleasure. Handmade of medical-grade, shatter-resistant glass, this duel-ended dildo is as good to your body as it is to your eyes. That’s right – Sinful Pleasure is downright mantle-worthy. Clear with ribbons of different colors swirling through it, this 7½ inch dildo belongs on display… whenever it isn’t doing its day job of getting me off, I mean. This toy is crafted with a bulbous, tapered head (read: shaped like the glans of a penis) on one side, and a rounded, spherical knob on the other, offering up two very different stimulating experiences to its user. And who doesn’t love options, right?… More
I don’t know if you remember, but a little while back I blogged about Project TransAction, an awesome queer San Francisco-based company that makes amazing silk-screened leather goods and has Jiz Lee as a model on their Etsy store. After writing about it and pouring over their online shop, I knew I needed to check out something from their “Leather for Lovers” section, so I got a hold of shop owner Jacob Vaughn and got on knees (over email) and begged for some item to review. Seriously, he’s probably lucky I wasn’t there in person, because I probably came off demented enough on email. But seriously, take a look at the site and you will see why. After going back and forth on specifics, Vaughn sent out a pair of black leather restraint cuffs with… wait for it… the PERIODIC TABLE silk-screened on them. Holy kinky nerd nirvana!… More
Have you ever seen that game online that shows you a bunch of pictures of toys and you need to choose whether they are baby toys or sex toys? No? Well, it’s pretty awesome, because sometimes it’s easy to tell which is which, and sometimes it’s not only damn near impossible to figure it out – I actually get them wrong! Why do I bring this up? Because this week’s reviewed toy, the Pop Plug, is the most toy-like sex toy I’ve ever seen.… More
I could actually see the cock of an actual Cyborg looking like this Fleshlight Freaks dildo. It is super ridge-y and covered in robot textures. For some reason it reminds me of the hallways on the Death Star. You know, the white hallways that the Storm Troopers walk down in Star Wars? Did I get too nerdy on you? What I’m getting at is that masturbating with the Cyborg dildo is probably pretty similar to doin’ it to the 6 million dollar man or Optimus Prime. How about now (in regard to the nerdiness)?… More
A while back, HM4Her delved into the fabulous world of adding gender expression items into our pool of general sex toy to review. Yes, we’ve been reviewing dildos and harnesses, which can also fall under the gender expression umbrella, for a long time, but in those instances, they’ve been used during actual sexual activity. The gender expression ‘toys’ that we are highlighting are something a little different. Before I get into the review, let me first explain a bit about gender expression – a refresher for the folks that read our other gender expression toy posts.… More
The Stainless Pleasure Lever is like getting two sex toys in one. Or, if you only like one end, it’s like getting a really awesome toy with a really fancy handle. That is pretty much how it worked out for me and I’m definitely not sad about it.
This stainless steel lever is 9.8 inches in total length and weighs in at 1.12 lbs.… More
Sometimes you just need a little tickle in your sex life. Something soft and sweet that just feels nice to rub all the body. While advanced sex toy enthusiasts can definitely get down with this kind of action, feather ticklers are often ideal for couples just getting into the world of sex toy play.… More
When it comes to Fleshlight’s Freaks line, some of the cocks are clearly more appropriate to talk about around Halloween. I mean, Drac and Frankenstein might feel amazing all year long, but it just makes sense to write about them when everyone is feeling extra spooky.
For the others, like Cyborg and Alien, there is no specific time of year that they fit the bill so perfectly, though Alien does have context within a certain movie (they may not mention it, but c’mon, with the color of the dick and the images associated, the dildo may as well as have “Avatar” emblazoned on the balls). Today’s review is about a cock that perfect to talk about year round, as well as particularly timely due to a pop culture trend of loving/fearing the reanimated dead. Oh yeah, I’m talkin’ about Zombie!… More