Drac can do me any time.

This dildo from the new line of Fleshlight Freaks is more than just a pretty red cock.  It is a solid well crafted dildo that feels nice and heavy in your hands.  It is made from 100% body safe silicone for an irritation free experience.  Fleshlight makes the number one selling toy for men, so I was definitely eager to see how they fared in the ways for the man made wang.  Coming in at 6.75 inches long including the balls, 5.75 inches not including the balls and 5.5 inches around, I found Drac to be just my size – not too long, but with a slightly larger than average girth.

See those tiny little bumps and those carved out “wings”?  Yeah, they feel awesome.  The combo of the two makes for some great sensations.  When lubed up it felt a bit reptilian.  I can’t say that I’ve ever experienced anything quite like it before.  I usually find textures to be overrated, as I often don’t think they make much of a difference.  That was not the case here!

Cleaning was easy.  I thought it would be difficult to get the lube and the what-have-you’s out of the crevices, but they weren’t that deep.  I gave it a good wipe down with my 10% bleach solution and all was well.

I love Drac.  It looks great just sitting around and it definitely lives up to its good looks during actual use.   The girth is perfect, the texture is unique and it is totally body friendly.  It’s harness compatible!  I’m happy to report that Fleshlight isn’t a one trick pony.  This dildo is off the chain!

Get sucked into Drac yourself!

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I’m not even going to sugar coat this review with an opening – I have mixed feelings about Babeland Remote Vibe Panties.  I originally ordered these black satiny undies because I love the idea of slipping the remote controlled vibe into my pants and giving my partner the controller to play out in public.

I’ve played with other remote vibes before and while they were fun, I never knew where to put the vibrator really since they never came with any sort of pouch or anything to hold them.  This is where the panties came in.  They have a special little pouch on the inside that holds the vibrator exactly where it needs to go, which for me is right by my clit.  Perfect, right?  Well, of course I had mix feeling here as well.

First, I love love love that Babeland thought to update these panties to have ties on the sides.  These ties, which are not too different than bikini bottoms, mean that the panties are adjustable to a range of sizes (they fit up to 65” hips).  I always have a major boner for companies that are aware of varieties in size and that celebrate sex positivity at all sizes.  Go Babeland.  And I could even ignore that the satin felt a little cheesy to me, since I don’t usually wear such frilly underpants, but my main concern is that the vibe kind of makes me look like I’m packing.

Now, I totally don’t have a problem with packing a soft dick, or anything else that you want to make a bulge in your pants, but when it comes to myself, I’m not all that interested in looking like I am packing.  I am one of those people that likes to wear tight, skinny jeans, so every detail is amplified, especially if I have a bugle in my panties.  While it may be totally fine to anyone else that wants to play with this toy, it didn’t feel so hot to me, which isn’t what I’m hoping for when I plan to get turned on.  Maybe it’s because gender expression is so important to me and I want to make sure everyone is presenting how they choose, or maybe I’m just an asshole, but these satiny panties weren’t making my cut.

As for the vibe, well, it worked great when I first popped the batteries in.  In fact, it came with an extra set of batteries, for both the vibe and the remote, which I think is super impressive and I appreciate a ton.  The first time I played with this egg/bullet-shaped pink vibe, it did exactly what it was supposed to – responding to the remote just so, increasing speeds and giving me a whole host of vibration patterns.  This was when I played with it sans panties.  Just to see how it worked.  But the next time, when I stuck it in the panties, it didn’t want to work anymore.

I don’t know if I just got a defective vibe, but the buttons on the remote aren’t doing anything.  They are lighting up the little red light that indicated you are pressing buttons, and telling the vibe to emit a pathetic buzz every few clicks, but other than that, nada.  I was wholly disappointed.  From what I remember about the vibrations, they were pretty strong and the vibe offered a bunch of pattern options.  But really, it’s not like it makes much of a difference now. RIP little vibe, it was nice knowing you for that 5 minutes.  At least I can get a new vibe and reuse it with my panties.

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Who loves strap-on sex?  Who hates annoying straps that come loose while you enjoy strap-on sex?  Who loves comfy underpants?  Meeeeee!

Wow, I’m in love with my RodeoH Harness.  I was lucky enough to review this brand new item thanks to Babeland!  While this awesome bit of cloth serves the same purpose as your traditional harness – it holds your dildo in place while you bang, but there are no straps involved!  The RodeoH Harness is underwear with a built in o-ring for your cock.  It is a sexy pair of briefs made from 95% cotton and 5% spandex.  I got the red and black which I love and prefer, but they also come in black and grey.

I float between 2 sizes and I went with the smaller of the two thinking the tighter the better and the more secure the dildo would be.  They fit me in terms of comfort, but my tummy does spill over a bit at the waist.  They feel fine on, but if I could go back I’d order the bigger size.  Of course this is in no way a reflection of the product!  In fact, I’d say this speaks well for it.  Even when they are snug they are comfy to wear, like your favorite pair of drawers.

The RodeoH is comfy and cute, but how does is stand up as far as practical use?  Pretty damn good.  I first used it with my beloved Tantus O2 Revolution (7.25 inches long, 1.25 inches wide) which is pretty dense and has some weight to it.  I did have a little floppage with this one.  It held up just fine during use, but it wasn’t quite up at attention when I was just hanging out.  I slipped my Tantus Curve – just like in the picture (6 inches long, 1 3/8 inches wide) in and it was nice and erect.  Moral of the story: light weight dildos fare better, but heavier ones work just fine.  RodeoH does suggest using 5-6 inch long dildos with 1 ½ to 2 inches in width.  I had to give my favorite dildo a whirl, whether or not it fit into the recommended specs.  I don’t see this as a problem unless you’re into slinging huge cock all of the time.

Between body fluid and lube, the RodeoH harness gets messy.  This isn’t the kind of thing you just thrown back in the toy box.  Per the directions, you hand wash or machine wash cold and hang to dry.  Drying will shrink it!  I hand washed.  I just felt better about not putting it into a machine.  I really love my RodeoH harness and would be sad if something happened to it!

Here is the size chart, which I would say is pretty on par:

XS: 23″-26″ hip
Small: 25″-29″ hip
Medium: 30″-34″ hip
Large: 34″-37″ hip
XL: 37″-40″ hip
XXL: 39″-41″
XXXL: 41″-43″

O-ring: 1-1/4″-2″ diameter (stretch)

Dildo not included!

The price is totally reasonable!

I am a big fan of this new product.  The RodeoH harness is comfortable and looks great on.  You can even wear it under your pants and slip your dildo in when the time arises.  So sexy and so very convenient.

Get your own RodeoH Harness!

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Being the sensitive gal that I am, I’m pretty particular about toys that I use for G-spot play.  Too pointy and I’m annoyed.  Too small and I’m bored.  I was quite thankful the Tantus G Force did me right.

First off, I love Tantus toys because they are made from 100% platinum grade silicone and the phthalates free hypoallergenic goodness is just what my uber sensitive body needs when it comes to sex toys. I’ve never come into contact with a sub-par product from them.  All of their dildos are solid, made to last and kind to my vagina.  The G Force is certainly not the exception.

This Candy colored g-spot dildo comes in at a little over 10 inches in length and a little less than 1 ½ inches at its widest point.  I like pink, but it also comes in black.  The silicone is firm, making the toy bendable, but not malleable.  Perfect for g-spot stim!

The G Force definitely delivered.  As a solo masturbation toy, the length and easy to grip handle made it super easy to reach and stimulate my g-spot.  I didn’t have to use any awkward movements or hand positions – easy breezy all the way.  I found that sitting worked best with this one.  All bodies and g-spot placements are different (generally 1-3 inches inside the vagina), so you may very well have a different experience on that front.  The width was just right.  I prefer girthy dildos, but since I was going for g-spot play and not necessarily a filled sensation, the 1 ½ inches did me right.

So the G Force was lovely for use on my solo mission, but it rocked my world when my partner used it on me.  He was really able to get a grip on it and rock that sucker back and forth.  This seriously sent me into another world.  The combination of length, angle and firmness/flexibility really allowed him to go to town on my Grafenberg Spot.  My body clinched, flexed and contorted until I just couldn’t take any more.  Moral of the story: use the G Force with a friend.  You won’t be sad about it.

As far as cleaning is concerned: boil for less than 10 minutes or use a 10% bleach solution.  Always use water based lubes with silicone toys!  Silicone based could destroy your toy.

I recommend the G Force to anyone who likes g-spot stimulation and back bending orgasms.

Thanks SexToys.com!

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As someone who considers themselves pretty kinky, I was actually surprised when I realized that my toy box was lacking a blindfold.  Sure, bandanas have been known to do the trick, but sometimes you are looking for a more polished, sexy look – which is where a basic black blindfold comes in.  And the latest addition to my collection, Kinklab Blindfold, is just that.

Made of Polyurethane fabric and elastic, this bare bones blindfold does the trick without added bells and whistles.  The only real extra is the padding around the nose area that keeps the outside out while you are enjoying the sweet sensory deprivation provided.  Shaped sort of like a pair of cat-eye glasses, this blindfold is attached to a piece of elastic (13”-22” head circumference) that is soft on the inside and satiny on the outside, which offers comfort and style at the same time.  Not bad for a fetish toy that costs less than $15.  Plus the materials make for an easily wiped down product.  Gotta love an easy clean up!

Though Kinklab Blindfold may not have the same pitch black affect that other, higher end blindfolds might, it still gets the job done without letting it too much light and activity.  To be honest, I think I would prefer a blindfold that ties, as I felt that the elastic wasn’t giving me the hold I wished it would.  If I pulled the elastic around the back of my head all the way up and positioned it near the crown of my head, it felt a little tighter, but I can’t imagine wanting to go through that all while trying to get busy.

All in all, this is a reasonably priced product that is perfect for folks who are ready to dip their toes into kink without dropping their whole wallet.  Nicely done, Kinklab.

(Available in Pink and Black.)

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I have for years and years heard from my sex shop working peers that Lonestar by Vixen Creations is the perfect realistic dildo, and in general I agree.  Not until being offered the opportunity to review it was I faced with the difficult task of describing how and why Lonestar is indeed the crème de la crème as realistic dildos go.  I’m going to try and do that sexy fuck stick justice, but if you want to know why it’s perfect – go try it for yourself.

Lonestar is made out of an amazing double pour silicone called Vixskin that gives it both the bodysafe properties of medical grade silicone AS WELL as the realistic feel of cyberskin.  Basically there is a firm inner core of silicone that is covered with a thick and supple layer of softer silicone.  The result is an everlasting boner that both keeps it up all night (or morning, or afternoon for that matter), that is soft enough to squish into all your nooks and crannies.

In terms of size Lonestar is an impressive 6″ x 1-7/8″.  Let me help you understand that in working terms.  It is short enough that I can deep throat this guy to the balls even though I have relatively sensitive gag reflexes.  But it’s LONG enough that when it slips into my puss up to the balls I think it triggers a little known reflex that makes my eyes roll back into my head.  ‘Tis thick enough that on that first plunge in I can feel the walls of my various holes expand to accommodate it, but ‘tis thin enough that I can ride on top for hours without worrying that I’ll wake up TOO sore.  This fucker is what I like to call a “full fit”- when you’re surrounding this thing you feel both like it’s a good fit and you’re good and full.  Hmmm- oh man, I’m gonna have to get that up in me as soon as I’m done writing.  I can tell.

Besides being made from great material, and its made-to-fit-most size- Lonestar is also a player that can perform in many different situations.  You can stick this one in any hole as long as you’ve made sure it is clean.  To ensure total cleanliness before going ass to vag or ass to mouth boil it for 3 minutes before playing with those second holes.  But since the balls act as a flared base you don’t have to worry about losing this dildo up you butt in a moment of muscle spasming pleasure.  Also, the balls act like a great handle if you need to grab onto something during solo sex or if you have a play partner whose hands are slippery from pumping lube.

The only downsides, as far as I can tell, are that you can only get Lonestar in “skin tones” and I love a good sparkly, purple, or green dildo.  Also, be ready to drop a pretty penny on this amount of hot fucking.  It’ll last you a lifetime but this kind of quality sextoy is not cheap.

Ok, I think I’ve gotten myself hot and bothered enough explaining why this dildo is such a good lay.  I’m gonna go give myself an internal massage and I suggest y’all give Lonestar a try if you’re in the market for a wonderful realistic dildo.   Yeehaw!

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Some folks say that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.  I guess if I needed to draw a map, I would say that they way to my clit is through my nipples.  They are the perfect amount of sensitive, with this amazing ability to near get me off when touched – without ever having my junk stimulated.  Basically, I love my nipples.  So when I saw that Kinklab Mandible Body Clamps were on the list of Babeland toys to review, I totally jumped at the chance to get those suckers on my own excitable parts.

While I’ve reviewed nipple clamps in the past, as well as played with them on my own, I have yet to find a pair that really works for me – and I was hoping that these beautiful clamps would be the ones.  Unfortunately, it just didn’t happen.  Not only did I have a hard time getting the clamps open and closed (even when I did the instructed squeezing) with the dial, the chain part that joins the individual clamps kept getting loose and falling off.

I also really was not a fan of the dial once they were on my nipples because when I wanted them off, it took too long to get the dial to take them off.  Because my nips are so damn sensitive, when something hurts, it REALLY HURTS and I need it to stop RIGHT NOW.  Having to wait to have the clamps squeezed a little (extra ouch!) and the dial turned felt like an eternity.  And that’s when I actually got them to stay on, which wasn’t very often.  Because the actual tip that clamps onto your nipple is quite small (and thankfully rubber covered), there isn’t a ton of surface to grip the nipple, so the whole thing falls off easily, especially with the chain attached.  Very frustrating, but then again, it could be something to do with my nipples.  The package says you can use them on other parts too, but alas, I was too annoyed to even bother trying to mess with that dial and my bits. No thank you. Read the rest of this entry »

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I took one look at this ridged cock and I just knew I had to have it!  I’m not going to lie, I’ve been reviewing sex toys for nearly 4 years now and it takes a lot to impress me.  If you are a dildo – you better have the right bells and whistles to get my attention.  And boy, oh boy, does this Good Vibes creation have everything this cynical old reviewer is looking for, and more!

Basically, the Rippler Silicone Dildo is a super firm, girthy (1 5/7”-1 7/8”) silicone cock textured with an assortment of ridges moving all along the shaft.  Not only does that sound pretty impressive on paper, it’s actually even more amazing ‘in the flesh’ and WAY more inside your flesh (har har).  While it is a little thicker and firmer (and bigger at 7 ¼”) than I am usually used to (read The Captain review for another take on my pussy and the thick/hard Good Vibes cock combo), with some extra warming up and playing, I was ready to take on each and every ridge.

And God Bless those ridges!  Whoever thought to texture this dil so perfectly definitely knows how people’s different insides function – be they vag, ass, mouth or wherever!  Once you go over one ridge, you have just enough time to get ecstatic, then come down, then go right back up in pleasure.  I swear someone was bringing mathematics into this design.  Finally, something geometry is useful for (ps. I have no idea what I’m talking about and whether geometry could even be used to figure that out.)! All I can say is once you start getting thrust into, you will beg for it not to stop.  Seriously.

As with all other high quality silicone toys, the Rippler is totally easy to clean (boil, dishwasher or 10% bleach solution), near impossible to ruin (do NOT let the dog chew on it, or use silicone lube – water-based lube only) and super body safe (phthalates?  Who needs Phthalates!?)  High five for Good Vibes for using such a fabulous material for their new line of toys.

And speaking of Good Vibes making toys, this is the second of their dildos I have reviewed, and I am definitely impressed with what they are putting out.  No more are they just the toy store hawking all the other company’s wares!  These amazing dicks will totally put Good Vibes even more on the sexy sexy map!

Oh, and did I mention the ridges?  Because they are PURE HEAVEN!

Get a Rippler Silicone Dildo of your own!

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A few weeks back, HM4Her delved into the wonderful world of adding gender expression items into our pool of general sex toy to review.  While we’ve been reviewing dildos and harness, which can also fall under the gender expression umbrella, for a while, but in those instances, they’ve been used during actual sexual activity.  The gender expression ‘toys’ that we are highlighting are something a little different.  Before I get into the review, let me first explain a bit about gender expression – a refresher for the folks that read our compression shirt review.

Recap:  When it comes to breaking down sex, gender and orientation, I’ve always found this nerdy tech analogy to be helpful.   Sex = Hardware; Gender = Software; Orientation = Networking.  Basically, Sex is the biological body – the physical; Gender is how you feel internally and how you present yourself to the world; and Orientation is the ways you interact with others.  In many instances Sex and Gender match up (known as being “cis-gendered”), and in other cases, they do not.  When someone’s body/sex assigned at birth do not match up to their gender identity (how they feel inside), some folks decide to live as the gender they identify as, which is called transitioning, or transgendered.  And when folks are transitioning, sometimes they use items that help them express the gender that they identify – hence the name gender expression.

Today we are reviewing a special kind of dildo called a packer.  A packer is a soft dildo that some trans guys (or other gender variant folks) wear to further feel and outwardly express masculinity – and create a handsome bulge in the front of their pants.  While packers are not hard penises or acceptable for sexual penetration, they are usually made of the same quality materials that traditional dildos are made from.  This time we are reviewing Vixen Creations’ Mr. Right packer, a 4 ¼ by 1 ¼ Vixskin silicone dick, complete with a flat back and a pair of testicles. Read the rest of this entry »

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O Captain! My Captain!  I know Walt Whitman was referring to Abe Lincoln’s assassination in the poem, but I’m appropriating it to celebrate the silicone cock that is Good Vibe’s Captain Silicone Dildo.  I mean really, a delightfully realistic dildo with girth and style – how could I not sing its praises to the world?

Before getting into my own personal stories with this cock, let’s talk about all its fabulous features, shall we?  Not only is Captain nice and thick, with a pronounced head and textured (veined) shaft, it’s 100% silicone, meaning that it is totally body safe and easy to clean.  And he has a flared base which fits perfectly into a harness and/or can be used anally (though I would not call him a beginner butt toy).  Plus, since Captain is going for a more realistic wiener look, he comes in 3 different “flesh” tones, as well as a matte black for folks not looking to go life-like.  (Also note, we do know that flesh comes in way more than 3 colors.)

I’ll be the first to admit that my first experience with the Captain definitely colored how I feel about this silicone dick.  You know those times when you get so extra excited to test out a toy that sometimes logic escapes you for a moment?  Yep, well, my partner was so giddy that I received the Captain and wanted to put it to use so badly that he didn’t really give it the good look that I needed him to give it.  You know, that look to size it up to the dick we use often – to make sure it’s somewhat the same size.  It’s not that I want all of our toys to be the same size or anything, I just need to eyeball each new toy to see what kind of prep I need.

And all I will say is that the excitement of the Captain overrode that eyeballing and it wasn’t caught that the Captain (measuring in at 7 ½” long and 1 7/8” diameter) was significantly bigger than I was used to and may or may not have done a little temporary damage.  But, I lived to tell the tale and have since really enjoyed the Captain after warming up properly each time.

For those days I am looking to go slow and get my fill (or should I say get myself filled), I know which dick I will be reaching for.  O Captain! My Captain!

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