Sexy kits are awesome for getting everything you need in one perfectly packaged box. If it’s elegance, class and an evening full of erotic fun you want, look no further than The Intimacy Love Kit from Booty Parlor! Housed in a beautiful box decorated with swirly pink accents, a satin pull and a magnetic clasp, this exciting kit was just as much a visual treat to get in the mail!
You open the box to find two bottles – one containing a water based lubricant and the other a massage oil, clasped to the top. In the open bottom drawer are two condoms and a little peach-colored disposable vibrating cock ring.
Down to the nitty gritty – I started out with the oil (foreplay, gotta love it) and really liked it from the opening. It had a mild spicy kick to it that created a nice warm scent. The oil was light on my skin, but had a good spread to it allowing lots of massaging per application. Read the rest of this entry »
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Speaking purely as a beginner- the Sidekick Silicone Anal Plug is it! I have only used one other anal toy and it left me feeling not so excited to try anything new or different, but thankfully part of my job is to experiment, so here I am with an anal toy in my hands.
This review is directed to anyone who is nervous and/or curious about anal play. For those of you who have had a multitude of toys in your ass, this may come across as boring.
As shown in the picture, this toy us made of two bulbous shapes – a long one and a small one at the top. The indentation at the base works to keep the plug inside once you’ve completed the full insertion. With proper lubrication (only use water-based, not silicone lube), the small bulb slides in without too much force. It feels strange to have something entering instead of exiting, so give yourself a minute to relax and realize there is no pain, just a new sensation. Read the rest of this entry »
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I love me some box. Well, I think it’s pretty obvious what box I am talking about there, but what I also mean is that I really appreciate good packaging – especially when it comes to sex toys. And the latest toy in my collection not only has great box, it’s a high quality clitoral vibe that comes with all the trappings. Ladies, I give you Legamento!
Before diving into the actual toy, I first want to talk a little bit about this wonderful box. More display case than packaging, this awesome container consists of two pull out drawers and a magnetically latched top that opens to show a peek of the vibrator resting in the top drawer behind a piece of clear plastic. And while it’s only a cardboard box in reality, I love that there was a little more time spent on first appearances. Read the rest of this entry »
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Headgear is always an interesting purchase for me, usually involving the decision to accept varying degrees of hair carnage as not many items are made with African American hair in mind, and any black girl will tell you in an instant – ‘I don’t care what was going on, it stops being fun the moment my hair gets messed up.’ So when I noticed the Silk Sashay Blindfold from Leatherbeaten, I knew I’d have to give it a try.
Made from real silk with a lovely black and red dragon motif, this was one piece of headgear I was sure wouldn’t pull on my precious mane, as silk and satin are about the only two materials that won’t. Of course after I’d checked on my hair’s safety, I was a little concerned that my hair might stain or otherwise ruin my lovely new silk blindfold. Unfortunately I didn’t see any care instructions and I’m reluctant to take my new silk blindfold to the dry cleaners, so I’m guessing this is going to have a set number of very careful uses before it becomes too soiled with play or hair products to continue using – or I’ll suck it up and stick it in the wash eventually. Read the rest of this entry »
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I always expect good things from Jimmy Jane and the Ember candle did not disappoint. Besides looking totally classy, it’s really great for a long sensuous massage. Mine smells like Ginger & Date, which is not something I could have imagined, but really enjoy.
The Ember arrived in a nice black box, which is pretty standard for Jimmy Jane products, and would be a great gift. As you can tell from the picture, it’s really simple and should fit into just about any decorating scheme easily. One thing I really appreciate about the design is the fact that they included a pour spout in one corner. It’s not super obvious, but it is definitely helpful in keeping wax off of the sheets.
So, the basic idea here is that you light the candle for a short period of time, blow it out and then use the wax for a massage. If you use it this way, I’m pretty sure it will last forever. The candle melts into a nice oil and you really don’t need a lot of it for a nice long massage. I love that it doesn’t leave a sticky residue that makes you stick to the sheets. It rubs in nicely and leaves the skin feeling nice and soft!
For those of you with sensitive skin, you’ll be happy to know the list of ingredients includes a number of things I recognize and approve of like jojoba, shea butter, vitamin E, soy, and aloe. No wonder my skin seems to love this stuff! Soy candles also burn cleaner and at a lower temperature than paraffin, so they are safer for you and the earth!
The Ember is a really nice candle that’s perfect for massage. It is a little pricey compared to many, but if you consider how long it’ll last and quality, it’s a good investment if you can swing it!
For more info and purchase, head over to Edenfantasys.com!
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I can’t say I’ve ever been a big fan of geometry, but I do know a good angle when I see one – and it doesn’t take a math major to spot the quality curvature of the Tantus G Curve dildo. Designed to hit all the right spots (both G and P spots – prostate), this velvety silicone dick gets a total A+ in Getting Off 101 and extra credit in Advanced Screaming Orgasms.
As an admitted size queen, I was a little wary that the G Curve measures in at only 5 ½ insertable inches, but as soon as it came out of the package and made its way into my bits, I was a convert. You really don’t need a ton of length when you’ve got such a deliciously severe curve. It doesn’t even affect the enjoyment when you subtract even more precious size for pairing with a strap-on harness. The curve seriously makes up for any size issues. Read the rest of this entry »
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It’s not often that I get to review a totally unique toy, so when Babeland offered me the chance to review the Sqweel I jumped on it. There was a lot of hype surrounding the release of this LoveHoney toy and I just had to find out what all the buzz was about!
First, let me describe this toy because it’s definitely unlike anything else I’ve ever owned. It’s roughly 4×4 inches of rotating silicone tongues enclosed in black case that opens for easy and thorough cleaning. The toy runs on 3 AAA batteries, which are included and has three speeds – pointless, medium and high. Basically, you turn it on the tongue wheel spins and licks and your boyfriend becomes obsolete…
After grabbing a little water-based lube, which is a necessity, I began my mission to find out if the Sqweel is really all that… I turned on the low speed and quickly decided I needed a little more tongue action that it provided so I moved on to the medium setting. This is when I started to enjoy myself, although I also discovered that if you try pushing it against your body for more pressure, you’ll sadly halt the action.
After a speed increase and some time, I ended up having a pretty sweet orgasm and was officially a fan of the Sqweel. It was a very different experience than I typically have with a vibe and variety is the spice of life! It took more time for me to get to that magical place, but it was a great journey and well worth it.
I do have to say that this toy is probably not for everyone. My girl is not that big of a fan, but she also likes a lot of pressure on her girl bits and that’s just not going to happen with this toy. It’s too big to really use with another toy and is just not designed to be smashed up against your throbbing clit.
Overall, I have to say that this is a really great addition to my toy chest. The toy is thoughtfully designed and definitely adds a new and unique sensation that none of my others provide. While I still prefer a flesh and blood human down between my thighs, I see myself reaching for the Sqweel a lot in the future.
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I was excited. I never had a sex toy before. “Looks like a prettier spark plug,” I thought. The Climax Pop has some obvious perks to the first time owner. Phthalate free, batteries included, waterproof, and hygienic silicone all located on a neat little placard, that I must say, has some rather eye-catching gradient use.
I pulled it free from its backing and pressed the small button. Nothing. Batteries included right? I looked at the package, clicked the button again, nothing. The light turned green, time to go. Yes, that’s correct. Out of the sheer bewilderment that I was given a sex toy at work, I had already opened it to see how strong the vibration was. Do not get the wrong idea though; I don’t advocate masturbating while driving.
Once safely in my home I discovered the problem. A small plastic circle that prevents the circuit from connecting while being shipped was on top of the batteries. After this was removed it was good to go. It might be a good idea to write a tiny reminder of this on the package. Read the rest of this entry »
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Looking for a unique toy? Well, look no further because I recently got my dirty little hands on a ceramic dildo and am kind of in love! The Noemie by Lovemoiselle is a gorgeous toy that looks and feels amazing.
First, let me talk about the fact that this is a ceramic toy, because I’m guessing some people think it’s a little weird. This Lovemoiselle wand is non-porous which is really important for me because I don’t want my toys to have all sorts of nooks and crannies where bad things can live. It can also be sterilized with a ten percent bleach solution or washed with soap and water. Nothing beats a toy that is easy to care for!
One of my favorite things about this dildo is that it is super smooth, a lot like glass toys. It is also compatible with all different types of lube, so you can always reach for your favorite brand without any worries! It’s a pretty standard size at 8 x 1.5 inches and has a couple of sensuous curves that really help it to hit all of the right spots. While I initially thought this would be a super heavy toy, it is actually hollow so it doesn’t weigh as much as I assumed.
If you like temperature play, you’ll love the way that ceramic feels after being held under hot or cold water for a minute or two. I was pleasantly surprised with how well the material holds temperature and can’t wait until summer. I’ll definitely be using this one to cool things off right before the bedroom heats up!
If you’re looking for a gift, this is definitely one to consider. Besides all of the awesomeness I’ve already discussed, the Noemie comes in a really classy black box that I use to store mine. If you’re running out of room in your toy box, you can always slip it into the black pouch that is also included that takes up a little less space. The more toys a girl has, the more she has to worry about storage and it’s always helpful when it’s included!
To find out more about the totally rad Noemie dildo or get your own, head over to SexToys.com!
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A deliciously curved, two tiered silicone butt plug, the Warhol totally lives up to its name – it’s a work of art. Elegant enough for the mantle, but way more fun when functional, this beginner sized (read: smallish) booty toy utilizes that signature ‘come-hither’ crooked finger shape associated with G/P-spot stimulation to up the pleasure ante. Just insert with the curve facing toward the front of your body and apply a little light pressure to get the party started for whatever ‘spot’ you have! That’s right, the G-spot is accessible through the ass too! Of course don’t forget the lube (not silicone lube though – it will melt your toy!).
Lots of anal playthings are great, but when it comes to amazing butt toys, the real delight is in the details – and let’s just say this plug passed with flying colors (and mind-blowing orgasms). While many butt plug bases are round, Warhol’s is shaped to snuggle perfectly between the cheeks and keep itself firmly in place. And don’t forget to take a quick peek at the base, where there is a nice little reservoir molded to hold a bullet vibe. Since silicone transfers vibrations like a champ, this is a seriously awesome addition. I suggest adding a few drops of lube to the bullet before inserting it into the hole so it comes out super easily for cleanup.
And cleanup couldn’t be easier – just pull out the vibe and drop the plug in a pot of boiling water (3-5 mins) or run it through the dishwasher on the top shelf with no soap, or even just wipe it down with a bleach solution (10% bleach to 90% water). Totally disinfected and clean as a whistle in minutes.
While Andy Warhol was known for expecting only 15 minutes of fame, this Warhol will bring you a lifetime of enjoyment.
Get your own Warhol moments at MyTulip.com!
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