Have you ever seen that game online that shows you a bunch of pictures of toys and you need to choose whether they are baby toys or sex toys? No? Well, it’s pretty awesome, because sometimes it’s easy to tell which is which, and sometimes it’s not only damn near impossible to figure it out – I actually get them wrong! Why do I bring this up? Because this week’s reviewed toy, the Pop Plug, is the most toy-like sex toy I’ve ever seen.
Hot pink and shaped kind of like an over-sized pacifier, this silicone butt plug comes in three different sizes (small – 1”x 1 4/5”, medium – 1 ¼”x2 ½”, large – 1 ½”x 2 ½”). While they may be a little wide for some beginners, I’d say that all of these plugs are great for just starting to play with the butt. Their teardrop shape allows the narrow tip to easily slide into your asshole and then gradually get bigger and bulbous before returning to the narrowness of the neck that keeps it help securely in place. These plugs even have a ring molded into the silicone to make pulling it out as easy as possible. The ring is pretty much what makes me automatically think of pacifiers and rattles. What can I say, I’ve been working around dirty stuff so long that my mind has made it full circle back to being completely clean.
Unlike some sex toys, the Pop Plugs are most definitely non-threatening. If you are looking for a butt plug to introduce to a partner that may be anxious the booty, this would be a great option to offer up. And being silicone, this toy is 100% body safe and super easy to clean and sterilize. The satiny silicone makes the Pop Plug go in nice smoothly as well.
While both my partner and I are a little more advanced with the booty play, we still appreciated having a simple, easy-to-use toy. We got a medium plug to test out, which was a little on the small side, so we used it to warm up with before moving on to a bigger plug. The Pop Plug was a great opening act and stayed firmly in place as we worked ourselves into a more excited frenzy. Plus the ring made it super easy to pop out as we moved on to a bigger toy. All-in-all, the Pop Plug an awesome toy for those just starting out, more advanced anal adventurers, and everyone in between.
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I could actually see the cock of an actual Cyborg looking like this Fleshlight Freaks dildo. It is super ridge-y and covered in robot textures. For some reason it reminds me of the hallways on the Death Star. You know, the white hallways that the Storm Troopers walk down in Star Wars? Did I get too nerdy on you? What I’m getting at is that masturbating with the Cyborg dildo is probably pretty similar to doin’ it to the 6 million dollar man or Optimus Prime. How about now (in regard to the nerdiness)?
I’m not quite sure how to segway how out of that, so I’m just going to make this a really abrupt transition. The Cyborg is made from 100% awesomely body safe silicone. It has a total length of 7.5 inches, an insertable length of 6 inches with a circumference of 5.5 inches. It isn’t overwhelming, but it has a nice girth, which I prefer.
CyBee (my nickname for it) is all about texture. It is ridge, bump and crevice city! I warmed up a little bit, but at first I found it to be uncomfortable. All of the features are really pronounced and are absolutely apparent. Once applied A LOT of lube things got fun. I probably would have achieved the same affect had I warmed up a bit more, but I was excited. Can you blame me? I’m not generally into full on thrusting when it comes to dildos. Instead I go with something girthy that serves as a filler – heh – or something with a g-spot curve, but it would be a sin NOT to thrust this robo-cock. It creates sort of a ripple affect which is pretty awesome and unlike anything I’ve ever experienced. The pointed tip isn’t ideal for more aggressive thrusting, but the texture made up for it by allowing for spine melting vaginal wall stimulation during slow in and out motions. Neat!
Fleshlight really did a bang up job of creating interesting fun dildos that have totally unique textures. I loved my Drac, but Cyborg definitely represented. You can tell the designs were thought. I love that they serve as items to look at, but follow through with function. Too often it is one or the other, but not with the Freaks!
I would recommend this cock to anyone who likes to experiment with textures. Stop by Fleshlight and order your own Cyborg!
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Sometimes you just need a little tickle in your sex life. Something soft and sweet that just feels nice to rub all the body. While advanced sex toy enthusiasts can definitely get down with this kind of action, feather ticklers are often ideal for couples just getting into the world of sex toy play.
First, a little about the Sportsheets Starburst Tickler: The plastic handle is roughly 16 inches long and less than 1/2 inch around. There is a thicker piece on the end that makes for easy gripping. There is small, but adequate tuft of feathers on the other end. All in all, the tickler is 20 inches in length. it comes in a variety of colors. I have the purple one which I rather enjoy.
This little teasing wand feels fantastic on the skin. It is a total treat for the senses. Anyone who like a nice soft back scratch would love this. What do you do with it? Well, one can simply rub it all over their partner’s body. It titillates like you wouldn’t believe! Throw in a blind fold and you can keep them guessing as to where it is going next. Like Babeland suggests, you can use it to spread lickable body dust all over (just keep the dust away from the vaginas).
If you’re into getting a bit kinkier, you can use it to soothe a whipped ass in between licks. Tie them up and drive them nuts with tickles. You’ll both love it! Like with most sex toys, just use your imagination and do whatever suits you. There are no rules.
I rather like my little Starburst Tickler. It’s simple and super affordable. It’s a great addition to any toy collection. if you’re just getting started, you should definitely pick one up. No, it isn’t for dusting. Well, again, I’m not here to tell you what to do.
Head over to Babeland and grab your own Starburst Tickler!
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When it comes to Fleshlight’s Freaks line, some of the cocks are clearly more appropriate to talk about around Halloween. I mean, Drac and Frankenstein might feel amazing all year long, but it just makes sense to write about them when everyone is feeling extra spooky.
For the others, like Cyborg and Alien, there is no specific time of year that they fit the bill so perfectly, though Alien does have context within a certain movie (they may not mention it, but c’mon, with the color of the dick and the images associated, the dildo may as well as have “Avatar” emblazoned on the balls). Today’s review is about a cock that perfect to talk about year round, as well as particularly timely due to a pop culture trend of loving/fearing the reanimated dead. Oh yeah, I’m talkin’ about Zombie!
Whether you are ready for the zombie apocalypse or not, it’s here, and it’s looking for braaaaiiiins… you know, to fuck them out. Along with the rest of the Fleshlight Freaks dildos, Zombie is an amazingly detailed silicone cock that doubles as quite the conversation piece. Seriously, I don’t know how anyone hides these fancy dicks away!
Anyway, being silicone means that Zombie may look like it’s about to tear into pieces (like undead flesh does), but in fact, it is super sturdy and won’t wither unless the silicone is nicked (as in bitten by a renegade brain muncher) or it’s paired with silicone lube (the silicones melt each other). This undead dick should pretty much last you most of your lifetime otherwise. Plus, it’s hypoallergenic, body safe and non-porous, which means that it’s sterilizable and can be shared with others.
The rotten flesh adorning the Zombie’s 6.5” shaft and head (8” total, including balls) may be nice to look at, but that’s not its only job – it also works as internally stimulating rims and ridges that feel amazing when you thrust in and out. How fitting that what makes it especially undead is exactly what makes it come alive in your vag, butt, or wherever else you are playing with the awakened dead. And with a 5.75” circumference, this corpse-y fellow will fill you up nicely without causing you to feel stuffed in a bad way. I will admit that the grayish color is pretty gross, but we are talking about an undead zombie cock here, so really, it’s absolutely perfect.
All in all, another deliciously disgusting win from Fleshlight.
Crave some BRAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNSSSS of your own with Zombie!
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I was pretty excited to give the PicoBong Honi a whirl. Pico Bong toys are made the same folks that make Lelo toys. While I love the crap out of Lelo’s products, they are on the pricey end of the spectrum. While they are totally worth it with their soft silicone and rechargeable ways, sometimes they just don’t fit into the budget. Soooo, I think it is pretty neat that they came out with a line of toys with a wallet friendly price point.
The Honi is a bullet vibrator made from soft Silicone and ABS plastic. It is waterproof and boasts 12 vibe patterns and multiple speeds. It is a little over 3 inches in length and a little over 1 inch wide. It takes 1 AAA battery that keeps it powered up for 2 hours.
Right off the bat I was a little annoyed. I was all set for a solo session and I couldn’t figure out how to turn the Honi on. I read the directions and discovered that you press plus sign that is inside the “b” on the vibrator to turn it on (and you press the minus in the “p” to turn it off). You’re probably wondering why I didn’t just read the directions to begin with. Well, I don’t think you should have to read directions to turn on a bullet vibrator! The plus and minus are camouflaged, damnit. Just sayin’.
While we’re on the subject of controls: to cycle through the various patterns, you hold down the plus sign for 2 seconds as you cycle through to the next one. I didn’t love this because sometimes it was hard to tell where one pattern and ended and another began. It didn’t ruin my life, but I do prefer to just click on through rather than continually pressing the button. The vibrations were not off the charts strong, but they had some nice zoom… enough to keep me interested. While not 100% silent, it was definitely on the quiet side which I always appreciate.
I started with a bad taste in my mouth, but my experience turned to out to be a decent one. As bullet vibes go, it holds its own and offers an impressive variety of patterns in one tiny hunk of silicone. It is also totally waterproof which is nice in the bath and makes cleaning super easy. Is this toy going to be the number one love of my sex toy life? Nope, but I think people who are into the crazy vibration patterns would absolutely love it.
Get your own PicoBong Honi at Babeland!
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My partner and I are always looking for new and fun ways to spice up our sex life. Much like a vodka connoisseur searches for that perfectly smooth and satisfying brand of vodka, we are on a constant hunt for the perfect ‘his and hers’ toy we can use together in the bedroom (or wherever strikes our fancy at the time!).
When I came across the Koa Ring Vibe, it seemed like it would be the perfect combo of providing cock stamina for him and vibrating pleasure for me, which I really like in my toys. Bonus for me is that if he happens to be away, it’s a vibe I can use on my own. Yeah! Both ways! The back of the box describes the toy as “the ideal toy for couples; increased staying power for him, a mighty climax for her” – sounds perfect, right?
We got the box home and immediately loved the look of it. The box it’s self is solid black and classy looking. Inside the box, a small user manual and a single dice is included. (We’ll get to that later). The shaft of the toy is about 2 & 1/2” long and is smooth to touch, with an additional hard plastic cock-ring at the end. (It almost looks like an over-sized bullet with a circular handle at the end of it). I chose black, that way if it falls out of my purse at the grocery store it wouldn’t be as obvious at the pink or purple ones. The texture of the material feels soft, un-rubberlike… almost like a satin scarf on your skin. It’s made of a special body-safe silicone, which is a major plus.
He immediately went to grab a single AAA battery to try our destined to be new favorite thing out! It twists open fairly easily, between the vibrating side and the ring end. Now, figuring out how to turn the sucker on is an entirely different story. There is no obvious “on” and “off” button. We were both ready for some new excitement, wetness forming and the fucker would not turn on. I twisted the top back and forth, tried three different new batteries.
The side of the shaft says “Picobong”, but that’s about it. So… on to read the tiny user-manual we went. Apparently, there are tiny + and – signs place in the logo on the side. (It would be nice if it were more obvious when you’re horny and in a hurry!) The + and – are literally smaller than a pea. Really? The user manual basically (and I mean BASIC) explains that you hold down the + sign to turn up the vibration intensity, and have to hold down the + sign to cycle between the different kinds of vibrations. (According to the box, there are 12 speeds… although they don’t all seem that different).
If you’re looking for some pussy pounding vibe, go straight to 12 and skip the other ones. Remember use your fingernail to get it going. It is a very quiet vibe, which is a huge plus, as he has roommates! As for the dice, the manual says to check out the website (www.picobong.com) to find out what it’s for. We did this, out of curiosity, and the website says “We hoped you could tell us”. WTF?!
Anyways, back to the toy. I wanted him to try it on his cock, but the hard plastic was a little stiff (lol) and small to fit around the shaft of his penis. He pulled and tugged on the plastic, a little fear of breaking the plastic. He’s thinking if this is supposed to fit around my cock, ouch! Unless you enjoy having your cock strangled, this will not come close to fitting around your cock. If you can manage it, however, more power to you… and this might be the cock-ring for you! He then discovered that the ring fit perfectly around his thumb. We turned it up; he put it around his thumb, holding the vibe in the palm of his hand. He knew I was waiting anxiously with anticipation and he had me wait no longer.
When that little bugger hit my clit I literally lifted off the bed. I’m not sure if it was from the build up or the Pico Bong, but between the two, instant orgasms. This since has become his new toy to use on me while he is going down on me. He said having it secure around his thumb, it’s one less thing he needs to concentrate on and put his full vigorous tongue to work on my pussy. (It is the perfect size to be a cock-teaser in anticipation of the real thing!) I also have found that if I use the hook on my finger, I have enough room to reach around him during sex to tickle his asshole with it.
And it’s waterproof! Although, it claims to be fully waterproof to the depth of 1 meter, we have yet to try it. (This summer we’ll test it out in the pool and keep you posted!) We have tried it in the shower, and it works like a charm! We have also used it with and without lube. If using it as a tickler, lube isn’t necessary. But, if you plan on inserting it, I’d recommend a good water based lube. (Water based is recommended, as it is silicone). It’s easy to clean too… just rinse off with warm water and some anti-bacterial hand soap. My preference is clit stimulation; this vibe is a little bit too small for inserting. Like stated before, cockteaser.
So, if you’re looking for a good cock-ring, this is not it. But, if you are looking for an all-around fun toy (that fits conveniently in the inside pocket of your purse) to get you to that next level of orgasm, Koa is the toy for you! For a fun addition to your toy drawer, I highly recommend it.
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Oral sex is awesome all on it’s own, but I’m never opposed to shaking these up trying a little something new. This is especially true when it comes sex toys that I can use with my Plus, I have to admit, turning my boyfriend into a human vibrator is a pretty awesome idea? I was a little worried about him cracking a tooth, but he was willing to take that risk and take one for the team.
The LingO from ScreamingO of is a tongue vibrator made from soft stretchy TPR silicone. It is disposable and made to 
last for 40 minutes of fun. It has a basic on/off switch and rocks one steady speed at the upper end of medium. It is compact with a length of 1 ¼ inches, a width of 1 inch. When fully stretched, I would say the band measures a little over 2 inches in width. The bullet was very quiet.
Surprisingly, the TPR band wasn’t uncomfortable around my tongue or my boyfriend’s tongue. It stays on just fine as long as your tongue is still or doing minimal movement. The bummer is that once you start to tense your tongue up it starts to slip off. This might leave you feeling limited in what you can do since you can’t really move your tongue a whole lot. Essentially, you have to do is keep your tongue relatively still, rest your tongue on the corresponding point of interest and move your head around rather than flicking, licking, etc . It isn’t really ideal, but you can get it done.
The sensation of vibration on the tongue was a bit odd, but I expected as much. It’s a vibrator on your tongue! It isn’t exactly an everyday experience and certainly wasn’t enough to ruin the mood!
For the most part we used this for cunnilingus, but you could also use this while giving a blow job if you were so inclined. It was a bit too cumbersome for me, but it could definitely be used to tease his cock or any other area of his 
body you so choose.
The vibration strength was decent. It definitely packed enough punch to give a decent amount of buzzy stimulation. I will mention that this is true for all of the Screaming O products that I have tried. One might that that from the size and the fact they are disposable that there wouldn’t be much there. They definitely represent for inexpensive little vibrators. In a pinch, it would totally work as a finger vibe.
I’m not necessarily sold on the idea that you NEED to add vibration to oral sex. For me, the awesome thing about oral sex is that you’re using your tongue (and other mouth parts) to supply pleasure to the receiver. However, for the sake of trying something new it is totally awesome. That is something I’m always down for and always encourage.
Thanks, Goodvibes!
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Sometimes when you get to the end of the rainbow, you find a pot of gold… and sometimes you find a giant orgasm. As much as I love me some riches, those orgasms are an even bigger pull, so now that I found a very special rainbow that has me begging for more, more, more, I’m staying put! What rainbow is that, you ask? Well, it’s the Rainbow from Papaya Toys! A big vibe with a big personality!
I’m not sure why this brightly colored space alien-looking toy is called the Rainbow, but I can only guess it’s because of how wet things are when it comes around. And since it measures in at a whopping 10”, you can only imagine just how wet everything becomes as soon as Rainbow comes out of the packaging (which, I should mention, is lovely as well).
With a long curved neck, bulbous head and ridged body, the Rainbow is designed for lots of internal stimulation, and though I preferred to keep it deep inside, it looks to be a good toy for thrusting in and out, which some folks really enjoy. Now, I really like in-and-out thrusting as well, but there was something about this toy that felt more comfortable just hanging out inside once it entered my bits. I don’t know if it was the size, since it is 1.65” diameter, which isn’t that big, but I still liked it more for internal pressure and less for friction stimulation.
Vibrator-wise, this big guy is pretty strong. On a scale of 1-10, I’d weigh it in at about a 7. It’s no Hitachi Magic Wand, but it’s got a nice strength to it, as well as three varying speeds and a few pulse patterns that feel fantastic. Plus, it’s totally waterproof and fully submersible, meaning that a bath time date is in my near future. I swear, waterproof vibes are the only reason my bathtub is always clean and ready for use.
Being 100% medical grade silicone, Papaya’s Rainbow is super body safe and awesome. Unlike other silicone toys, this one is not boilable or dishwasher-safe, but you can use a 10% bleach solution to sterilize it, or just soap and warm water (though if you are sharing it, use a condom). This specific silicone is really velvety, so you may need a little extra lube (water-based lube) to keep the friction just right without too much drag (ow!).
All in all, Rainbow is a great, high quality vibe with style and all the right sensation. Thanks Papaya!
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We are back with another freak from the Fleshlight Freaks line of quality silicone cocks! This time we are here with Alien, a beautiful blue dildo that is… out of this world. Ok, sorry, I had to. While we wanted to feature Frankenstein and Drac in time for Halloween, this dick is little less ‘monster’ and more extraterrestrial, so figured it would be great to talk about, and use, whenever (though Frank and Drac are perfect for anytime insertion as well!).
Blue, like the Avatar aliens (or Navi), the Alien is 7.5” from base to tip, including the balls, with 5.5” insertable length. Circumference-wise it’s 5.5” as well, but in a shape that definitely sets it apart of other dildos I’ve encountered. Not only is the Alien way more oval than round, it actually seems almost like two thin dicks have fused together side-by-side and are making up one super thick cock. Or like one giant cock was flattened down a little and made more oval. Either way, it’s one thick, blue dick! And that’s not even the kicker!
The thing that got me the most about this dick is the curve on it. Molded in an arch that points downward, this dildo is definitely different than any I’ve ever seen. It’s like they took a toy that stimulates the G-spot and turned it upside-down. It doesn’t hurt or feel bad in my vag, but it’s totally a different angle than I am used to and felt a little strange to me. Sure, we could turn it around and it would be great for G-spot action, but we haven’t tried that yet.
I’d say if you are looking for something that might feel unique in your vag, or butt, the Alien might just do the trick.
Just like the rest of its FREAK family, the Alien is not only amazingly beautiful, it’s also made of platinum cured silicone and is super body safe and nearly indestructible (just don’t let the dog gnaw at it, or use silicone lube with it unless you have a condom on it). The pearly blue color and the attention to each detail and bump make this a truly awesome toy to have, both on your shelf and in your pussy. Another score from Fleshlight.
Have an ‘outer-limit’ experience yourself with Fleshlight’s Alien!
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What could make sporting a strapped on cock even better? How about the added benefit of vibration? Yes please!
The Vibrating Corsette Harness from Sportsheets fits up to a 60 inch waist and comes with o-rings with widths of 1 ½, 1 ¾ and 2 inches. The non-strappy part is made from a swirly velvet material that is machine washable.
The VCH, as I’ll call it for short, fits as snug and you want it to and doesn’t get loose during use. It sits low on the hips, has a sexy femme look and looks great on.
I tested this thing with 2 Tantus cocks – The Curve and the O2 Revolution. The Curve, being that it is much lighter than the latter, was perfect. It stayed nice and erect with no sagging. It did shift a bit, but I didn’t look like I was losing my wang when I wasn’t banging. The O2 is a bit bigger and denser. I definitely experienced a little bit of sagging and it wasn’t the best match for the VCH, but I gave it a go for a few minutes. One day I shall find the perfect match for my weighty pink dildo!
The removable vibrating bullet buzzes at medium speed. The placement is roughly a couple of inches above your pussy. There certainly wasn’t any pinpointed stimulation on your clit, but overall the added vibration was awesome. It wasn’t super intense. However, the pressure of the front part of the harness already feels awesome when it presses against clit and labia so the added rumble upped the fun quite a bit on that end. Is it something I need every time? No, but I’ll definitely take advantage of it more than a few times!
I definitely enjoyed using the Vibrating Corsette Harness with the smaller dildo. I will say that anyone that prefers using larger dicks or that is a harness wearing veteran probably wouldn’t love this particular dildo holster. Those looking for something pretty to wear when sporting a small to medium size schlong would absolutely get good use out of it.
Get your own Vibrating Corsette Harness from Good Vibrations!
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