Hiccups

Hiccups, huh?  That’s what turns you on?

I’m okay with it.

I’m not a huge fan of Stevi’s Secrets movies, but once in a blue moon I’ll click play and see what she has in store.  I do find her tickling movies to be mildly amusing/ tortuous.  I hate getting tickled!  I find it painful.  Instead of tickling, this time it’s hiccups.  Two are exactly the same, right?… More

Top Five Tuesday: Hot Vampire Sex!

Look, I don’t care how played out vampires get, I’ll always love bloody vampire sex. It will never not be sexy to me. On top of that, I am super excited about Halloween so I though I would get the ball rolling with a top vampire porno post. These are some of my favorite bits of vamp lust and I think you just might like them too!… More

Belladonna’s Oddjobs 5

Belladonna knows a thing or two about making good porn that delves head first into the dirty and unique.  It doesn’t have to be over the top.  It’s just good regardless of where it falls on the vanilla – dirty birdie spectrum.

We start out with Kristina Rose roasting her weenie aka her Vixen Creations Lone Star dildo.  The theme of this scene was all about weenie roasting – okay, not ALL about, but her fingers nails and toe nails were catsup and mustard colored as was her bikini.  Belladonna sure has a way of making me fall in lust with something that I would normally ignore.  She makes things awesome!  Anyway, Kristina goes to town on the giant silicone cock for a bit, but Nat Turnher soon replaces it with the real thing.  He first shows some love to her feet-meats by kissing and caressing them.  Kristina returns the favor but using her mouth, hands and feet on his thick cock.  While she seems to be all about using all of her weapons, she is super into using her feet on him, which I totally love!  You can see the excitement as she rubs her tootsies all along his dick.  He of course finishes by layering her feet with his jizz.… More

Candy’s Wild Ride

I love the legend that is Candy Samples.  I love her smile.  I love her billowing love pillows.  I love how she puts her whole self into her scenes.  I love that she is downright sensual, but knows how to go buck wild on some cock!

It seems as though her gentleman friend is upset about something, but Candy distracts him and lures him into bed with her hugantic whiwhams.  She goes to town and gyrates and writhes and goes all willy nilly on his cock.  Her guy looks totally crazed as well.  I’m not sure if he just feels that good or what, but either way I’d like to know what was going on!  Seriously, they look crazy.… More

The Incredible Hulk XXX – A Porn Parody

As the resident nerd here at HotMoviesForHer, I felt it was my duty to review The Incredible Hulk XXX – A Porn Parody.  It isn’t my favorite of comic book movies (yay for the Iron Man parody), but it’s still my duty.

For the most part, I find XXX spoofs to be mildy amusing.  The sex scenes are hit or miss and there is generally at least some small percentage of humor involved.  I’m not going to gush about how great any one thing was in this porno, but I got sucked into it like an episode of CSI Miami.  You know what I’m talking about.  The acting is pretty terrible and the plot is predictable, but there is still something endearing and captivating going on on the screen.  Dale Dabone grabbed a hold of me in the same way David Caruso does with that corny ass charm.  Dale is more attractive and might actually be a better actor, but David is, well, David fucking Caruso.  Anywho…

I found myself NOT skipping through the movie and eager to see what was coming next.  I’m not saying this is some moving bit of cinema, but it grabbed a hold of me like a porno-comic soap opera.… More

Girlvana 4 (Disc 2)

I wanted to see what the big hulabaloo was over Lisa Ann.  She is in a ton of our movies and is one of the most popular stars on HotMovies and HotMoviesForHer.  She can be found in all sorts of MILFtastic and regular-tastic flicks.  I haven’t avoided this  ravishing lady on purpose, there are just so many other pornos on the list.  Girlvana 4 is an all girl spectacular and is filled with ladies of all ages.… More

Happy Sexual Freedom Day!

We here at HotMoviesForHer are big time advocates of sexual freedom.  We believe everyone has the right to like, love and participate in anything they deem sexually satisfying, gratifying or enjoyable in some way shape or form.  We think your individual sexuality is yours for the embracing and no one should ever tell you otherwise!… More

James Deen Amateur Video – Marie Luv

James Deen and Marie Luv amateurs?  Not even a little bit.  I was taken back and confused at the thought of these two in an amateur movie and questioned what business James Deen had putting his name on anything of the sort.

As I watched I totally got it.  It’s the way it is shot that makes it amateur.  That isn’t meant as an insult, it’s just what it is.  It’s filmed with a hand held camera, sometimes from James’s POV and sometimes the camera rests on the nightstand.  No fancy lighting, no bells, no whistles.  Just James Deen, Marie Luv and occasionally the Bowflex in the background.  I love the super artsy stuff, but I really love straight up fo’ real fucking.  It is pretty exciting to see 2 pro’s in this situation.… More

Top Five Tuesday: Porn I Need To Watch!

I watch a lot of porn, but there still manages to be movies on my list of must-see’s that I can’t seem to get to as soon as I’d like. Some are newer than others, but all of my top five need-to-see pornos look fantastic.  I’m going to watch them soon and so should you!… More

Hollywood Icons Come To Life

I’m not one to follow reality TV shows or get into celebrity gossip. I don’t really have the need to watch other people’s boring/drama filled lives, famous or not. I don’t go out of my way to watch celebrity sex tapes or things of that nature. But, I have to admit, the idea of getting to watch Audrey Hepburn get it on with Elvis is pretty enticing.… More