Stocking Stuffers – Jim And Paulus

We’re knee deep in Christmas porno and today we’re changing things up with some hot male-on-male action.  Jim Redford and Paulus Guel fill the air with loads of holiday cheer.  And come.  Lots of come.  While I didn’t see any stockings stuffed with candy or socks, I did see my fair share of tight asses and mouths stuffed full of wang!  Watching these ripped studs get their bang on has already made my day merry and bright.… More

Top Five Tuesday – Christmas Porno!

It Christmas time again and that only means one thing: It is time to get busy watching Christmas porn! Forget the eggnog and presents, it is all about festive dirty movies all day and night. I’ve compiled a list to make it easy on you so I hope you enjoy!

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Merry Fucking Christmas -
Private always comes through with instant Christmas porno classics filled with beautiful women from all over Europe.  This Best Of flick features filthy dirty orgies and lots of sexy-santa-ladies.  We also get treated to a scene starring the gorgeous Alletta Ocean.  I hear if you stare into her eyes for too long you may never walk again.

Sweaty Lesbian Workout

I love a workout, but I especially love a Sweaty Lesbian Workout.  For some reason, whenever I hit the gym, it never ends in a dirty girl-girl romp like it does here. These ladies certainly work more than just their biceps and triceps.  They definitely burn plenty of calories!

First up we have a couple of ladies who definitely workout on a regular basis – Ash Hollywood and Mischa Brooks.  The camera is strategically placed during their long slow stretches.  They help each other with proper form and of course getting deeper into the stretches.  They make their way from the porch to the bed and finally get to the workout they’ve been warming up for.  Their smooth toned bodies look great together.  Watching Gia draped over Ash’s body, rubbing her clit from behind is pretty amazing.  Ash’s reactions and tousled hair are amazing here.  The scenes wraps up with a 69 sesh.  Both ladies seem to enjoy giving and receiving.… More

Meet Bonnie

As soon as I laid my eyes on the Meet Bonnie box cover I was sold.  Her spider web tattoos on her sweet tits alone had me intrigued.  Box covers are often deceiving, but this one did not disappoint.  We actually get to meet Bonnie Rotten in the between-the-scenes interviews and find out what turns her on, how she likes to fuck, and why some of her tattoos came to be.   Bonnie knows what she likes and is fun to watch in action.… More

HotMoviesForHer Tips – Making An Amateur Porno

It’s time for some sex tips, folks!  We know you just itch to get through the weekend so you can come back and find out what pervy-ed things we have in store for you. This week we’re here to give you a few tips in how to make an amateur porno.  This isn’t an A-Z on what sex positions you should include or what equipment is needed.  We’re hitting you with some pointers that will help make your homemade adult movie a little more fun to watch in the long run.… More

The Magic Fuck

When you just need a little something different, HotOldMovies is a great place to go.  The pornos are old school, short, and quirky.  With a title like Magic Fuck, you can imagine there is some silliness going down.

A couple of ladies wearing colonial-underpant-garb get sexy with a pile of produce – apples, carrots and the like.  Side note, keep the apples away from your vaginas, folks.  The sugar causes nothing but problems.  They have their fun, but things get interesting when they pull the green bell pepper out.  It doesn’t make contact with the genital region, but it does get rubbed like a magic lamp.  Because bell peppers double for magic lamps all the time, right?  With a few rubs, a genie appears.  Allow me to clarify, when I say “appears” I mean he jumps into the frame.… More

Sex And Submission – Featuring James Deen and McKenzie Lee

I’ve said before and I’ll say it again.  James Deen is successful for good reasons.  He is really good at his job and shines in a variety of porno genres.  He is no one trick pony, folks!  He can yuck it up in a hilarious Burning Angel butt sex flick, play a romantic hubby in a Sweet Sinner flick, but he can also be a dominant badass.… More

Top Five Tuesday – Top AVN Picks For 2013!

The nominees for the 2012 AVN Awards have been released! This means we pick through the best of the best and give you our picks for who should win what. Really, this isn’t an end all be all list of favorites. There were many that I would pick, but this is only a top five list so I did my best.… More

Asa Akira Is Insatiable 2 – A Trip Down Memory Lane

It’s that time of year when we start looking back at all of our favorite porno reviews.  We get a little sentimental about all of the wonderful smut we watch throughout the year.  Sure, we’ll be doing a top listing of our favorite pervy people, places, and things of 2012, but I thought this one was worth re-posting.  Funny, I wrote this BEFORE the movie and Asa herself won a ton of AVN Awards.More

Wasteland (Disco 1) – Part 2

Remember back in October when I said I was going to review Wasteland scene by scene?  That is still happening.  I know, it is has been much longer than a week since my part one review, but is it ever too late to watch porno?  I should clarify that I’m not necessarily doing a “scene by scene” review, it’s more of a section by section review.… More