Pretty Woman – A XXX Parody

I tried and failed at watching the Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure – A Porno Parody.  I just couldn’t get through it.  Some things just aren’t meant to be made into a porno in my eyes (not that you won’t/ can’t enjoy it).  I was still in the spoof mood so I decided to give it another go with the Pretty Woman XXX Parody.  For some reason it is a little easier for me to accept the smutty version of this particular movie.… More

Kyla’s Ironing Masturbation

Once in a while there comes a day when watching people fuck just isn’t something I want to do.  It may come as a shock, but sometimes even I need a break from blow jobs and scissoring.  Tomorrow I’ll return bright eyed and ready to fill my eyeballs with all of the smut I can handle.  Today I’m stepping from away butt sex and jizz to watch Kyla’s Ironing Masturbation.… More

Top Five Tuesday – Female Directed Rough Sex

Rough sex porno comes in many forms, but it makes me especially happy when it blossoms from the mind of a female. There is something about a woman deciding that she wants to engage in forceful sex that stimulates my mind and makes me even happier to watch her get it on.… More

An Office Romance

I’m not usually one for sweet lovely dovey pornos.  I’m not really even a huge fan of romantic comedies or sappy love stories.  That isn’t to say I don’t like to watch people in love (or like) sexing it up because I do love a real connection.  I just prefer my on camera fuck sessions to be a bit more hardcore.  I can’t help it.  I like the filth.… More

Locked Up

I really wanted to love this movie.  The whole prison set up was exciting to me and Filly Films pornos usually get the job done.  Needless to say, I was pretty hopeful that this was going to be a 5 star lesbian porno session.  Locked Up wasn’t terrible, but I found myself fast forwarding through most of the dialogue.  I love a good plot and some raunchy dirty talk, but I found it to be excessive and useless.  The conversations sounded like strings of mismatched one-liners rather than smooth dialogue used to immerse the viewer into the scenes.  I hate to be so negative, but I have to keep it real.… More

Craig’s List Compulsion

We never really get spoon fed any Craig’s List goodies in Craig’s List Compulsion.  I guess that is ok and that we’re supposed to infer from the title that the goings-ons stem from Craig’s List ads.  I guess. I felt a little duped  Sure, it is totally possible that the encounters branched from a Craig’s List, but I’m pretty sure that title was an after though rather than the original premise for the movie.  These things matter to me.  Don’t toy with my emotions, porno!… More

HotMovies4Her Tips

I’m not going to get all “try these 4 foods that will drive your partner wild” or “exercises that will make you last forever” on you.  I just want to talk a little about healthy things you can do for yourself that also happen to improve your sex life.

1. Exercise – Increase blood flow, stamina and agility.  If you’re feeling sluggish and a little like you could take or leave sex, perhaps you should try adding a little movement into your daily routine.  Exercise can make you feel like being more active overall and it will give you what you need to make sweet sweet love (or dirty dirty fuck) all night long.  Throw in some Kegel exercises while you’re at it.… More

Kiss Me Lick Me Fuck Me (Disc 1)

Bobbi Starr never ceases to blow my mind with her rough and dirty ways.  She pushes her boundaries and expects the same of her co-stars.  Kiss Me Lick Me Fuck Me is an all girl bonanza of tongue fucking, titty slapping, asshole finger fucking and way way more.  Bobbi performs in and directs this super intense porno fuck fest.… More

Las Vegas Freaktown

I just spent nearly a week in Las Vegas.  I returned home less than 24 hours ago and I still have Sin City on the brain.  Sure, I’m happy to be back here with partner in crime, J.D. Bauchery, but living it up at the Burlesque Hall Of Fame Weekend was pretty awesome.  I performed (and won), played dress-up everyday and spent a good bit of time lounging at the pool and seeing some pretty amazing shows.  While I love home, I could have used an extra day or two.  However, you can’t always get what you want, so instead I’ll review Las Vegas Freaktown.… More

Alone At Last

One thing I love about the Playgirl DVD Male Solos series is the variety of men they offer up in their movies.  Do they represent every single body in the universe?  No, but they definitely don’t just stick one type.  They change up the scenarios too.  I find them cheesy at times, but that doesn’t mean that you won’t like them.  You might think that think that my solo masturbating male of choice is totally goofy too.… More