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 My undying love for vintage (clothes, shoes, plot lines) was what first drew me to the movie…well, that, and the fact that I love red heads (and just so happen to be one). I could tell as soon as I started the film that I was not going to be disappointed; from the cheesy lines and double ententes to the garter belts and waist cinchers, this was exactly the film I wanted to see. The second scene between the two women is very real; real boobs, real pussy licking, real moans, and really a really hot bustier that I am coveting for myself. The next scene with the Russian maid is more of the same; girl on girl action with jazzy music in the background. There is some more hetero intercourse later on when she goes back to the private dick to follow up, and more adorable outfits (and sex in the bar!). Overall, a fun movie, a throw back to the good ol’ days, and a great movie for those who aren’t into hardcore and extreme close ups, and a like a little plot on the side of their sex scenes.
-Essin’ Em
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I wasn’t quite sure what to expect in this part black and white, part color spoof of one of my favorite tv shows, so I thought I’d give it a go. I like how this movie didn’t take itself seriously at all; the acting is bad, and not only do they know it, they flaunt it with asides to the camera, etc. Most of the ladies in the film have real breasts (and large ones at that), which is awesome to check out…I also like how the women tend to have more real bodies. Lots of dirty talk, lots of fucking, lots of three ways and a fabulous giant orgy at the end. Definitely a fun movie to check out when you’re looking for a little of everything, hot and natural women, and spoof of a story line.
-Essin’ Em
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Fembots, superspies, girls with braces and an evil organization plotting to destroy the world! Ron Royster’s vision of 50s style comic book vixens who use their, erm, womanly wiles to get the job done. Extremely pretty styling and in-depth sets for a porno flick, and a storyline where beautiful spies are getting off left and right in a race to save the world from L.I.M.P. Oh no, the astroradio isn’t working! Two fembots play around with each others’ off buttons in an effort to fix it (note: the airbrush scene… do NOT try that at home, kiddies… hot as that may have been to watch, it’s unsafe to blow air into a vagina, so you should NEVER do it). This movie is soft and cute enough to be appealing for someone new to watching porn, but with enough hardcore action to keep it interesting. Specifically, Leah Luv and her braces wrapped around Kyle Moore’s cock in an effort to derail him from his evil plans.
-Stoya
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At first, I thought this might be a bondage or a femdom film, but was surprised (and happy) to find that it was just a regular movie that featured women taking control, and using men for their pleasure. In the first scene, Mika Tan is fed up with her boss, and instead of quitting, she takes him on his desk, and uses him to get off. I really liked the second scene in which two lovely ladies take on James Deen, using him for multiple orgasms, and just generally having an excellent time having their very own living sex toy to take care of their sexual needs. A fun, empowering movie, and I always love women getting off. Can’t go wrong with Women On Top Of Men.
-Essin’ Em
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This spoof of the world-famous serial killer Jack the Ripper doesn’t take itself too seriously; I almost died laughing when one of the stars was arrested for bad acting, and again when another turned surprised to the camera and mentioned how fast things were moving in this film. It may be a throwback to the early nineties, but don’t count it out; it’s amusing, fun, sexy and definitely enjoyable to watch. “Jack the Stripper” is definitely one of the best porn spoofs that I have had the pleasure to view. The fact that it makes fun of itself makes it easier to view; it cuts through the requisite willing suspension of disbelief. Additionally, they have accents (albeit it quite strangely done ones) and one character has a Sherlock Holmes hat; there is no way you could ever find a movie quite as entrancing. Get ready to travel back time and view Jack the Stripper and feel for (or envy) his host of victims.
-Essin’ Em
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What could be hotter then a sex scene in a prison? How about a bunch of sex scenes behind bars! With dark lighting, hot guards (both male and female) and prisoners in the traditional orange jumpsuits, Sex Cells delivers over and over again. From hot lesbian guards eating each other out, to blowjobs through the bars, to some good old-fashioned fucking, there is something for everyone. The shadows the cell bars cast on the bodies during sex, almost in a grid pattern, is unbelievably hot, and this movie has just made me want to go get some hot jail sex. The moans are to die for; these people are really enjoying themselves. The absolute best scene is the last one; red latex straight jacket, smeared mascara and a padded white room, with heavy bass playing in the background…a hot red dildo and more hot sex…and the scene is complete. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!
-Essin’ Em
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Educational videos tend to be pretty hit or miss; a lot are either super boring and not hot at all, or are really hot, but just not very instructive. How to Perform Cunnilingus – Hosted By Monika Maple lands perfectly in the middle; it’s fun to watch, and you learn a lot as well. Monika is super in to eating pussy, which makes this film a pleasure to watch. She gets off on getting other girls off, and she really knows what she’s talking about as she gives the viewers tips on how to go down on a woman. I really like how she covers all the bases, and emphasizes that oral sex can be a really hot act in itself, and doesn’t have to be just seen as foreplay leading to “real sex.” Intelligent, cute, and good at what she does, Monika talks about one of her favorite things (eating pussy) in a way that makes me wish she was coming over to my house tonight!
-Essin’ Em
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