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Dee Viant is the Editor-in-Chief for the HotMoviesforHer, HotMovies, and GayHotMovies blogs, and has been porning with us since 2013. While Dee initially only worked with our fetish films, her love of XXX material extends beyond niche content and she now happily works with all of our adult material. Follow her on Twitter @fetishmovieblog and on Facebook at Dee Viant.

What is Porn for Women?

Every now and then, the mainstream media calls attention to “porn for women,” and Susan Sarandon’s recent declaration that she wants to make porn for a female audience has thrust the topic back into the spotlight. We’ve been a porn site geared towards women for the better part of a decade, and yet we still debate what the inherent qualities of “porn for women” are. Sometimes fans love what we promote and other times we get feedback saying that the movies we review “aren’t for women.” In an attempt to get to the bottom of the issue, HotMoviesforHer staffers Judy Hologram, Andi, Bridget, and Dee Viant attempt to describe “porn for women.”

Judy Hologram

GirlBoy Evil Angel box cover feat Jiz Lee and Manuel Ferrara It’s a tricky question. When I’m selecting movies to promote, I try not to think about what will appeal to just hetero or cisgender women, but porn that might appeal across a broad spectrum of gender and sexuality. I think it’s important not to discount the many different kinds of women, as well as the people of non-binary gender expressions, who consume pornography.
That said, I’m not entirely convinced that “porn for women” is actually a thing. There’s so many different sex acts and ways of filming sex (Close ups of genitalia? Wide, romantic shots? HD? Shitty smartphone camera?) that women can like, that the term has become practically useless. Based on some of the feedback that we’ve gotten, some women police other women’s tastes in pornography. Yes, most of the movies on our site were made by cismen, probably with a male viewership in mind. That doesn’t mean that these movies can’t find aBig Tit Whores Get Doubled Penetrated Burning Angel box cover female audience that enthusiastically enjoys the acts and filming styles depicted here. It especially doesn’t mean that it’s cool or helpful to tell other women that our preferences are abnormal and gross, or that “The women I know don’t like such-and-such!”
We all like different things. That’s why there’s lots of different kinds of porn. A world without close-ups of huge cocks DPing an enthusiastically slutty lady is not a world that I want to live in.
This is not to say that we, as viewers, should not be held accountable for what porn we consume. As such, I have a few points for what kind of porn is for, not just women, but people across all spectra, and people who care about the health and safety of those who make the smut that we love:

The Crash Pad original box cover Pink and White Productions1. Porn where affirmative consent is paramount
2. Sober sets
3. Safe and sane sets where performers are not directly placed in danger (ex. Suspension bondage performed by experienced riggers)
4. Porn made by women, minorities, and LGBTQ people, to encourage a diversity of voices
5. Porn free of slurs
6. No non-consensual kink-shaming
7. Sets where performers are fairly compensated

It’s entirely possible that I have overlooked something, so if there’s anything that you look for when choosing porn, let me know in the comments or send me a tweet!

 

Bridget

Candy Manson in Bound GangbangsFucking Machines with Princess Donna and Sarah Jane CeylonI could write an entire essay about this topic, but put simply, the phrase “porn for women” means (to me) any adult imagery a woman enjoys to get off. Personally, the type of content I enjoy probably would not be considered “woman-friendly” by the typical and tired narrative that we’re familiar with, but I’m a woman and it’s what I want to watch, and therefore, it qualifies. Many people who don’t know better probably consider “porn for women” the stereotypical soft, romantic girl-girl scene or maybe some light BDSM (a la 50 Shades), but I find that grossly offensive. I don’t think these stereotypes speak to all the fantastic sexual preferences and proclivities women practice, and they sure as hell don’t speak for mine. I enjoy romance in my private life, but if I want to get turned on, some kissing and hand-holding isn’t going to cut it. Maybe I’m jaded from watching so much porn at work, but I need something visceral in my personal time that isn’t going to remind me of the run-of-the-mill content I peruse on a daily basis. I’m much more likely to be in the mood for FuckingMachines’ or BoundGangbangs’ content because, to me, loss of control is hot. I know plenty of women who feel differently though, and that’s why “porn for women” is a hot-button topic that can’t really be defined one way or another, and probably shouldn’t.

Andi

Candida Royalle One Size Fits All box coverSpicing Up the Marriage by New Sensations and Jacky St. JamesI have conflicting feelings about what porn for women is, and what it could be. Initially, I think companies were trying to make content that strayed from the male gaze and moved more towards a focus on female pleasure, maybe more intricate storylines, and various body types, which were not normally augmented by plastic surgery. Using “real” bodies meant that female viewers would feel more comfortable watching people who looked like them. I think some women really enjoy watching a lot of the Candida Royalle or Erika Lust films, and politically I think they are important for a myriad of reasons. Jacky St. James makes beautiful movies; they are thoughtful, well-acted, and award-worthy. I’m just not gonna jerk off to them.

If I’m watching porn for masturbatory purposes, these are the very last types of films I would watch. To be clear, I’m also not a fan of the degrading, throat gagging, spit-heavy scenes. My personal tastes fall in the expansive area between those two extremes.
I don’t watch porn as I used to before I worked here. I watch porn as a writer, a media studies graduate, I watch it as a politically aware cisgender female, and lastly, as a person looking to get off. Sometimes my politics and what I get off to differ, but that’s what is fascinating about porn and the safety that comes with the fantasy.

I don’t want someone pandering to my “femaleness” with a storyline that does very little for my arousal or studios that refuse to hire performers with boob jobs. I happen to like boob jobs. Porn for women is whatever porn videos female-identified people watch. As a writer and porn enthusiast I’m always happy to examine the male gaze, champion the female-friendly content, and explore genres I am uncomfortable/unfamiliar with so that I may gain empathy and insight, but don’t tell me what I should be jerking off to just because I’m a woman. I should be able to choose for myself.

Dee Viant

What is porn for women? Any porn a woman enjoys is porn for women. I don’t have a simple answer, but I can say that I’ve certainly felt alienated from a lot of porn that exists because it doesn’t reflect any shred of my reality. (Then again, I also don’t want too much reality in my porn either. So it goes.) However, as Pierre Bourdieu might explain, you can define something by specifying everything that it is not. I can take a few stabs at what porn for women generally isn’t, but I’m in no place to tell anyone what is for them based on their gender. And which women are we subconsciously including when “porn for women” is the topic of discussion? Straight, hetero women? Lesbians? Trans* women? Single women? Married women? Further, is anyone asking what the porn is for queer people? Gender nonconforming, genderfluid, gender variant people? What porn is for those populations? So instead of “porn for women,” should we be asking what is porn for people who aren’t straight-identifying cisgender men?

That said, here are a few things that I don’t equate with the term “porn for women:”

  1. The dwelling upon the man’s orgasm and the delivery and reverence for his come, better known as “cum”
  2. Playing with come
  3. Dousing women in come, a la Monsters of Jizz (to be fair, I find these videos hilarious is their hyperbolic, comical, over the top,  faux jizz explosions-which is really piña colada mix)
  4. Frying come in pans and making splooge omelets and eating them
  5. Fake orgasms
  6. Heels on during sex
  7. Very young stylization of female performers
  8. Dicks resting on female performers’ faces
  9. Cutting off the male performers’ heads during sex scenes, thus rendering them “stunt cocks” (You’re more than just a dick to me! Let me see your sweet face!)
  10. Stereotypically attractive women having sex with unattractive men
  11. Closeups of penetration that outweigh wider angle shots of the scene setting (Kudos to Dorcel for always showing the scenery.)
  12. Titles that include “slut,” “bitch,” or “whore,” in a demeaning way
  13. When a women appears as an accessory to her partner’s pleasure, rather than an active participant deserving of pleasure

The above elements can certainly be enjoyed by women, but I feel that they all exist for the sake of the male viewer, and his ego and his fantasy life. And I have nothing against the male viewer, but I am a lot more interested in seeing all of every performer’s body and I don’t really care about the presence of ejaculation as “proof” of a positive sexual experience. Orgasms are great, but I don’t think of them as a goal. Also, women and transmen don’t always have “provable” climaxes, and the idea that not having an orgasm signifies sexual failure is a very tiresome one. I want to see people having fun, if anything. And really, the only legal thing I don’t want to see is food play because that’s just one thing is that not my jam.

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Between the Headlines Review

Between the Headlines box coverWith the upcoming election season dominating the US news lately, it’s only appropriate that we discuss Between the Headlines: A Lesbian Porn Parody from Filly Films. Directed by Lily Cade, and starring Lotus Lain, Nina Hartley, Aiden Starr, Ela Darling, Aaliyah Love, Vanessa Veracruz, and Zoey Monroe, as well as Cade herself, Between the Headlines is a corker of a political satire. If you’re like us, you’re going to love seeing Hillary, Michelle, Megyn Kelly, and Rachel Maddow get the XXX spoof treatment from some of porn’s top female performers. Released in 2014, this lesbian movie came out during a rather quiet political season, but with Hillary Clinton currently angling for the Democratic nomination, it’s all too fitting that we revisit this lusty, comedic gem of a film.

 

 

Scene 1-Lotus Lain and Nina Hartley

 

Lotus Lain and Nina Hartley

The first scene opens in what I’m assuming is the White House, with our beloved First Lady, played by Lotus Lain, and presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, played by the legendary Nina Hartley, sneaking off to discuss their strategy meeting amongst themselves. It doesn’t take long before the two women switch the conversation from business to pleasure, and Michelle reveals that her husband has been so busy and stressed lately running the country that he hasn’t had much time to pay attention to their marriage. Michelle Obama is a beautiful, independent woman of course, but there are some jobs even the First Lady can’t do all by herself. Hillary, who is no stranger to marital issues herself, informs Michelle that Washington DC isn’t just a boys’ club of infidelity – women can have their extramarital needs met too! In a stunning display by one of the lesser-sexualized women in politics, Hillary Clinton grabs Michelle Obama by her stunning arms and begins to kiss her on the lips. When Michelle recoils in shock, Hillary reassures her that she’s good at “covering things up,” and the First Lady’s worries go out the window.

Nina Hartley and Lotus Lain as Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama Nina Hartley and Lotus Lain in Between the Headlines

Nina Hartley and Lotus Lain are two forces to be reckoned with when it comes to lesbian sex, so to have them in a scene together is a real treat. Not only is Lotus Lain a dead-ringer for Michelle Obama, but she’s a delightfully nasty performer who relishes in getting her partners off. Nina, on the other hand, is a sultry seductress, taking her time – while remaining completely in character – to show “Hillary” the ropes of girl-girl lovemaking. The witty dialogue and political puns continue throughout the scene without ruining the atmosphere of the sex. Nina’s 100% real, body-spasming orgasm that wraps the scene up perfectly and is not to be missed.

-Judy Hologram

Scene 2 – Vanessa Veracruz and Ela Darling

 

Vanessa Veracruz and Ela Darling in Between The Headlines

White House staffer Elena Rodriguez leaves work and heads to Bad Girlfriend Ela Darling’s apartment. Ela, all decked out in magenta lingerie, expects a late night booty call, and is instead disappointed to find Elena a bit shaken. After a bit of prying on Ela’s part, Elena spills the beans and reveals that she walked in on Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton’s Sapphic affair. The dynamics of Ela and Elena’s relationship are made perfectly clear, and it’s a great bit of casting. Doe-eyed Venessa Veracruz is lovely as shy, loyal Elena , and the impish, sexually aggressive Ela Darling drives the action. She makes a great speech about the oppression of the American people and how the powers-that-be wouldn’t hesitate to throw Elena under the bus. It seems that she’s convinced Elena to sell her story to the press, but not until they fuck each other. Ela is definitely the star of the scene, taking charge and aggressively fucking Vanessa with clit rubbing, finger fucking, pussy eating, and face sitting.

Ela Darling and Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines Ela Darling eats Vanessa Veracruz Vanessa Veracruz and Ela Darling Ela Darling and Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines

Ela gets plenty of chances get pleasured by Vanessa as well, and it’s a lot of fun to watch her cum. She does this thing where she shuts her eyes tight, clenches her teeth, and grabs her hair that I love seeing. As they cuddle on the couch afterwards, Ela has a glint of mischief in her eyes as she asks Vanessa if she would prefer a cab or an Uber.

Vanessa Veracruz fingers Ela Darling Vanessa Veracruz and Ela Darling in Between the Headlines Vanessa Veracruz sits on Ela Darling's face Ela Darling and Vanessa Veracruz Ela Darling and Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines

-BridgetXXXXXXX

Scene 3 – Aaliyah Love and Zoey Monroe

 

Aaliyah Love and Zoey Monroe in lesbian porn parody

I really wanted to write about Scene 3 in Between the Headlines because I’m all about kitchen sex. This cute and bright kitchen also makes an appearance Kink School: A Guide to Anal Play, which I discussed here. I also really loved Zoey Monroe (she’s since left the porn industry) and Aaliyah Love together, as both women are ultra sexy dynamos who seem to actually have a good time on camera.

Before I even get to the sex in Scene 3, I have to share my favorite moment in the entire movie, which takes place before the Megyn K (Aaliyah Love) and Intern Zoey encounter. The scene opens with Hillary explaining her predicament to her fixer, Aiden Starr:

However, we soon find out the Megyn K already has the dirt and broadcasts it on her Foxxx News show The Megyn File. Bad girlfriend Ela leaked the story and now Elena is pissed.

The Megyn File is additionally funny as Aaliyah Love does a great job as uptight Megyn, and the news ticker at the bottom of the screen packs a bunch of goofy faux news jokes in on top of her icy comedic role. However, once the icy Megyn struts off the set, she needs her personal intern Zoey for refreshment. Megyn coaxes Zoey into a kitchen tryst, and the eager-to-please gal is happy to comply in order to keep her internship.

“Do I get a paid job out of this?” Zoey asks, and shrewd Megyn dodges the question. Megyn also stresses the value of sororities in a successful woman’s life, and Zoey replies that she’s Kappa Alpha Theta. Actually, Kappa Alpha Theta, according to their own website, “was founded in 1870 as the first Greek-letter fraternity for women. We value our history and our long tradition of leading the way for women’s groups and women in higher education.” In other words, KAT invented lesbian networking. Welcome to the perils of climbing the corporate ladder, Zoey!

Once Megyn gets her intern on her knees and between her legs, the sorority sisters do some networking. Megyn’s chirps of pleasure are a huge turn-on, as are Zoey’s dreamy eyes are she eats Megyn’s cunt. Also, Aaliyah Love’s ass and legs are gym time tight, and I’m jealous. There is not a jiggle in her toned butt!

Zoey Monroe and Aaliyah Love in Between the Headlines Lesbian Porn ParodyAaliyah Love fingers Zoey Monroe in Between the HeadlinesThese uptight, good girls are on the path the success, and Zoey butters her boss up as she gets on the counter to have Megyn’s experienced mouth and fingers work her pussy over. “I love Kappa Alpha Theta,” sighs Zoey as her boss begins to tease her twat. It’s not easy to be funny and keep your audience aroused, but we’ve already established that Between the Headlines manages to do that. The sex seems to flow naturally between these two, with Megyn asserting her power over Zoey throughout.

I don’t know if Zoey got a paying job out of anything, but she did get an ass teasing that made her knees buckle!

Aaliyah Love and Zoey Monroe lesbian sex
Aaliyah Love and Zoey Monroe in lesbian porn parody Between the Headlines

I also really enjoy the wide angle shots that show the room. Seeing an “ordinary” room turned into a fuck location flicks my imagination switch on more than a pretty, stark, modern loft does. Show me a (tidy) space that looks like my reality, and I’m in.

-Dee Viant

Scene 4-Vanessa Veracruz, Lily Cade, and Aiden Starr

 

Aiden Starr and Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines lesbian porn parody

Elena Rodriguez is in a difficult spot. She realizes she can’t trust her girlfriend after watching the Megyn File show, so she leaves her girlfriend’s apartment to think things over. Of course Hillary knows that it was Elena’s big mouth that leaked the story, but how will she prove that it wasn’t her who sold the information to the Megyn show? Just as she is thinking things over, a shadow appears from out of the darkness, and a stranger approaches her. The stranger (Aiden Starr) tells Elena that she is in deep shit because of her big mouth. Does Elena like spreading rumors and trying to ruin the best chance for a female president of the United States? The stranger thinks she might be able to bully Elena into submission but, Elena is a bit too cocky to take a stranger trying to strong arm her into silence, so she leaves Hillary’s henchwoman in the dark to think of plan B.

Vaness Veracruz, Aiden Starr, and Lily Cade in Between the HEadlines

Knowing that she has to do something, Elena goes to the Rachel M. show to tell her about the affair between the First Lady and the Secretary of State. She also knows that if talks to the press she may have a chance of staying safe. As Rachel and Elena prepare for broadcast, someone enters the room, and that someone looks dangerously familiar. Never stating her full name, Hillary’s henchwoman tells both Elena and Rachel that this story cannot go to air. A compromise must be made, and tits must be a part of the deal.

Vanessa Veracruz, Aiden Starr, and Lily Cade Lily Cade, Aiden Starr, Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines Lily Cade, Vanessa Veracruz, and Aiden Starr in Between the Headlines

The henchwoman bares her breasts for Rachel and tells her that if she postpones this show she can give Rachel a much better deal for two Republican scandals, and throw a State Rep under the bus. If the site of those fantastic boobs wasn’t enough to convince Rachel, Elena decides that she would rather work in the White House than be unemployed and scared for her life. Elena undresses and lets Rachel know that she too is part of the deal, and if Rachel acquiesces she can have both pairs of tits caressing her face within seconds. It’s a hard decision, but Rachel may have to decide which is the better deal.

-Andi G.

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Best Sensual Pegging Scenes

Pegging ain’t just a means of domination! In fact, contrary to most pegging porn titles, you can do it out of love and affection. Pegging, most colloquially known as “fucking a man in the ass with a strap-on,” is often depicted in porn as part of a Domme-sub dynamic. However, there are a handful of scenes out there that showcase pegging as a pleasurable way to fuck, but without the context of domination or power exchange. While I’m all for pegging as a form of topping, I do want to showcase growing, albeit still small, selection of sensual pegging videos that might be more along the lines of “couples porn” than anything else.

bend over boyfriend box coverLook, enjoying ass play doesn’t make a guy gay or “less of a man” or whatever shitty gender role bullshit people believe. If you like ass play, you like it for any number of reasons, but most likely because it feels good. The p-spot is the meale G-spot, so why not have fun with it? Going about anal play in a way that’s rushed or not your style will probably suck, so let’s start with the series that has touched off a larger dialogue about female-on-male strap-on play, Bend Over Boyfriend! When these videos came out in the late 90s, they sent a scintillating shock wave through women’s media. bend over boyfriend 2 box coverRemoved from the context of back shelf kink porn and couched in instructional porn, the BOB videos really put straight (or straight-ish) guy butt play on the map. Drs. Carol Queen and Robert Morgan, along with Shar Rednour, made a video to resonate with people like them-playful, sexual explorers. There is so much joy and pleasure in Bend Over Boyfriend and Bend Over Boyfriend 2 that even as other videos have come about since these releases, I still love and hold the BOB videos dear to my butt slut heart.

More recently, Severe Sex, a favorite studio among us at HMFH, made the super sexy and informative Kink School: A Guide To Anal Play which covers pegging as part of its comprehensive butt fun tutorial. As expected, since Severe Sex is a studio operated by real life kinkster filmmakers Dee Severe and Jimmy Broadway, this video does explore more BDSM power dynamics than BOB does. However, the below scene with Amber Rayne and Eli Hunter shows two enthusiastic people who are communicating about comfort during sex:

Later on in the film is one of my all time favorite pegging scenes. This domestic fuck features Leena Sky and Jimmy Broadway having a strap-on kitchen tryst that seems to thrill both parties. Sure, it’s an affectionate pegging scene, but it’s completely couched in the same normalcy as a man coming home from work to find his wife in sexy lingerie. In this scene, Leena comes home to a husband who has stashed the kitchen with sex toys for her to find. It’s the same situation that we’ve seen in thousands of mainstream and porn movies, but the roles as to who is the “fucker” and the “fuckee” are flipped:

And while the title of Femdom Empire‘s Ass Destroyers Inc. sounds like it’s going to be a rough ride, the first scene between  Skin Diamond and Wolf Hudson (for whom this isn’t his first pegging rodeo) mimics another straight porn trope-the guy wants anal from his girl and she’s scared to try it. In this one, Skin won’t give up her ass until Wolf gives up his. In fact, during the scene, Skin tells him, “I think I’m starting to love you even more now.” Anal is the way to a person’s heart, especially when you can feel their heart beating in their asshole.  Skin’s dirty talk about how much she wants Wolf to love her cock and how it feels in her ass further elevates the eroticism in this scene. I adore that Skin is wearing a brightly colored latex lingerie set and matching handmade Velvet Nest strap-on rather than typical black latex or leather. The wardrobe choice further lends itself to their more playful and romantic scene. (For the record, I do love all of Ass Destroyers Inc., but I’m psyched about this departure from their usual femdom tone.)

While Skin and Wolf are playing a couple in Ass Destroyers Inc., real life couple Ella Nova and Sebastian Keys light the motherfucking couch up in Aiden Starr‘s Knock You Down a Peg. Good god, I needed a cold shower after I watched this the first time.  The scene starts off with some barely dressed making out, and looks super authentic. I believe this is more or less what fucking at their house looks like, but maybe better lit. Also, like Wolf Hudson, I know Sebastian can give a deep dickdown, so it’s a thrill to see him happily take (a big) one.

Finally, for the most romantic and least fetish-y pegging movie, I give you The Reach from StrapOn.XXX. While this European studio has a mix of pegging and lesbian titles, they have 7 solid pegging titles to their credit. This is “porn for couples,” just not what we generally see as part of that genre, and the strap-on sex is presented without any kinky pretext. If you didn’t know The Reach featured strap-on play, you wouldn’t know it was coming from the first half of this movie. And then there it is!

With the growing number of pegging depictions appearing in more XXX movies, I hope the idea of pegging grows beyond the femdom pigeonhole. You can watch more pegging videos of all varieties right here on HotMoviesforher.com.

Dee Viant is the Editor-in-Chief for HotMovies.com, HotMoviesforHer.com, and GayHotMovies.com. She watches all kinds of porn and loves to see people having a good time when lubed up and naked. Follow her on Twitter @fetishmovieblog and all of us @hotmoviesforher.

Spartacus Leathers Gag and Tit Clamp Review

Spartacus Leathers has been at the kink accessory game for 28 years, and I’m ashamed to admit that it took me so long to hop on board with them. I knew about Spartacus, but I hadn’t actually tried any of their goods. I hate to admit when I’m wrong, but in this case, I made grievous errors when stocking my toy box (you might call it a dresser, whatever) in the past. After my experiences with my first two Spartacus toys, I’m a convert.

For review, I received the Spartacus Leathers’ Silicone Bit Gag and the Y-Style Broad Tip Clamps with Vibrating Bullet.  I’m not sure if telepathy was a part of the package, but these are two items I needed in my collection. I haven’t entirely loved any of the gags I’ve had and had only one pair of clover (butterfly) clamps. Let me tell you, not everyone loves a set of clover clamps. I do, but they’re a little rough for someone who is easing into tit play.

Spartacus Leathers Silicone Bit Gag
This ain’t no bottle of fancy nail polish.

I was more eager to try out the Silicone Bit Gag. I’ve had ball gags before, but not a bit gag. I smelled supple leather as soon as I opened the box, and was happy to see the phrases “Phthalate and latex free” and “Nickel free” on the box (If you follow the link to the Spartacus item listing, the old packaging is listed and it does say that nickle is in the hardware.). As I react to both latex and nickle, and fuck phthalates anyway, I was relieved that I can handle this item without a skin reaction. We’re off to an excellent when it comes to the materials! And really, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t really into just smelling the leather.

Aesthetics and material aside, the Bit Gag was a hit! A bit gag is generally a much more comfortable type to wear than a ball or O-ring gag as it’s easier on the jaw. I tried the bit gag myself and, even with TMJ, found it comfortable for a half hour of wear. I also had a friend try it and he reported that it fit nicely, and didn’t make him drool as much as a ball gag. I was also able to use the last hole on the leather strap. If you needed to add holes, there is still space on the strap to make them. More woo-y people than I will tell you that things happen when the time is right, and fate will have its way with you. Or something. I’ll give this woo-sters a point and agree that Spartacus’ Silicone Bit Gag entered my life at the perfect time.

spartcus_tit_clampsMoving on the Y-Style Broad Tip Clamps with Vibrating Bullet, I was immediately taken with their design. Most tit clamps come on a chain and are pretty run of the mill in terms of design. I really like that Spartacus adds their logos to their clamps. The top of the clamp features the Spartan soldier and the bottom features the Spartacus text logo. It’s a small branding touch, but in a world where more and more people are getting into the sex toy game and pumping out generic (and sometime body unsafe) toys, I appreciate this element. Also, if you’re at a play party and you set your Spartacus clamps down, that detail will distinguish them from someone else’s janky tit clamps. (I work in marketing and of course, I think about logos.)

As far as functionality and fun, the nipple clamps + bullet vibe combo is an excellent one. At least, I didn’t quite get the appeal of the detachable bullet vibe, but then it made sense-it’s an extra sensation tool, and by it being on a chain, you won’t lose track of it while playing. The vibe has a silken, black cover on it and has 3 decently strong vibration options. I don’t expect much from bullet vibes, and was pleased to know this one has different settings. Since battery operated vibes don’t last forever, make sure to bring your watch batteries with you while using this.

But hey, let’s talk about the nipples clamps! These are a 2 in the Spartacus Leathers’ awesome tension/pain scale:

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The Broad Tip Clamps can certainly hold a chunk of skin, but the screw adjusters allow you to control the amount of pressure applied. As opposed to the clover clamps, you can start more teasingly with these and ease into more severe sensations. Also, there is no rule that says you have to put these on nipples either. With the tension screw, you are able to adjust these to fit different amounts of flesh in between. When you put these on flesh, especially nipples, and let them bite at their most severe ability, WATCH THE FUCK OUT! They can be nasty. Pair nasty with a vibe, and you’ll have some sub squirming all the place either begging for mercy or for an orgasm. Once again, I have been woo-ed by Spartacus Leathers.

Also, regarding both items, they are easy to clean! Soap and water works for the silicone and a spray of rubbing alcohol with a wipe down with a paper towel works for the nipple clamps. Keep it clean after you get dirty, folks.

All in all, I truly love both of these items from Spartacus Leathers and will absolutely be shopping with them in the future. The quality and design of both the Silicone Bit Gag and the Y-Style Broad Tip Clamps with Vibrating Bullet absolutely impressed me. I congratulate Spartacus on 28 years of business, and I hope they keep us all good and pervy for years to come!

Hot Toy Reviews-Baby, I Can Feel Your Halo

Halo by Shibari Wands
The Halo by Shibari Wands deserves a place in your nightstand.

I’m an old lady who has been through a lot of sex toys, and I’ve become a real snob about the crotch accoutrements I choose for myself these days. Long gone are my younger years where I’d be happy to have a toxic, jelly, rabbit-style vibe that took 10 AA batteries and came with 15 differently hued jelly attachments in my nightstand. I shaped up and invested well since then. As a proud owner of a Hitachi Magic Wand for the last 10 years, and the recipient of countless “free bonus” bullets that came with other sex toy purchases, with numerous trial and error purchases in between, I have seen enough vibrators that I gloss over whenever I hear about a new one. Short of shining my boots, what could another vibrator possibly do for me?

Well, hot damn, it could prove me wrong. The Halo by Shibari Wands entered my life, and I hope it enters yours. Beyonce sang it best when she said, “Standing in the light of your halo/I got my angel now.” The Halo is a cordless, waterproof, rechargeable wand vibrator with 10 settings and an ABS and silicone body. In other words, when you come (and you will), you can squirt all over this buddy, and then wash it off with water and antibacterial soap, and plug it in for more fun. The Halo has two buttons-one for on/off and one for setting control. (If there is one thing I hate on luxury vibrators, it’s when they have too many controls. I’m not trying to think about the machine I’m using when I’m trying to have an orgasm.) Shibari Wands gets it right with their simplicity. The settings include low and high vibration, and then 8 pulse and vibe patterns. The Halo comes with its own USB cord and wall socket adapter for charging. I have the purple Halo, but it’s also available with black or pink silicone too.

It’s like I’ve been awakened/Every rule I had you breakin’…I really didn’t expect to be so wowed by a vibrator. I’m a little jaded, and I was also pretty spoiled from the Magic Wand. The Halo is a dream! I love it. As I listen to Bey, I feel like she is really singing for Shibari Wands when she says:

Hit me like a ray of sun
Burning through my darkest night
You’re the only one that I want
Think I’m addicted to your light

I never thought I’d say it, but the ol’ Magic Wand no longer reigns supreme in Castle Viant. The Halo is where it’s at, right at #1. I have been really impressed with this toy, and I only have one complaint that I’ll get to later. First, I like love how strong the Halo is for a cordless toy. With the updates to vibe technology, a vibrator can have plenty of oomph without a cord these days. That said, I’m not bound to the one free upstairs socket when it’s time to play with the Halo and I’m not sacrificing power for portability. Related to that, I don’t find the Halo *as* strong as the Magic Wand, and therefore, I do find it much more pleasurable to use. The vibrations are strong enough to get the job done, but I don’t get numb as I do with too much Magic Wand action. The second best aspect of the Halo is its materials. When I want to clean it, I can soap up the whole dang wand and rinse it clean without worrying about damaging its functionality. It’s very sleekly produced, and there are no crevices or crud traps to worry about. If I think a toy, even if it’s body safe, is going to be a pain to clean, I’ll pass on it. That’s not an issue with the Halo at all. My final top reason for choosing to love the Halo is that it has excellent ergonomic appeal. The silicone head is a bit cushioned, and the neck is very flexible, so it feels great in action even if I’m applying a lot of pressure. Also, the weight of the Halo is perfect and it feels good to hold. Really, you’ll just be getting off with great design when you get your own Halo.

My only complaint about the Halo is that I can’t travel with it. There is no travel lock or way to ensure it won’t be bumped to On during transit, short of running the battery down. Once I dropped the Halo on my bed and it went off after it tapped the corner of a book on my bed. That’s my only complaint. It you really want to travel with it, I suggest getting a padded carrying case or keeping the box it comes in.  Also the Halo is quieter than a Magic Wand, but not noiseless. Please consider the thickness of your walls if you plan to use this one when non-masturbating parties are nearby.

Remember those walls I built?/Well, baby they’re tumbling down/the Halo now wears the crown…OK, that last line isn’t in the song, but should Bey ever sell the rights to her song to Shibari Wands for promotional use, I suggest adding it. I absolutely love my Halo and it’s become my go-to toy since I got it. There are a lot of toys out there, and I’ve handled a bunch of them, but Shibari Wands knocked it out of the park with the Halo. You can certainly order it from Amazon (beware as they tend to get bootleg sex toys from shady vendors) and also here, from SheVibe.

And here’s the official video for Beyonce’s Halo. Listen and tell me this couldn’t be about vibrator love.

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Group Watch: The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody

Here at Headquarters, we all share one passion — sex. And here at Headquarters, about 78% of us watch The Walking Dead on AMC. When it came to reviewing this Burning Angel/Wicked release, I knew I couldn’t be selfish and do it alone. I turned to a few co-workers — even one who screens movies after movies making sure that they are quality before putting them up on the site — and I asked them to join me in the review quest. What you’ll see below is a hodge-podge of views in five different scenes. So, when you notice the voice isn’t totally fluid, revel in it. I had a great time reviewing The Walking Dead Parody, as did my other four reviewers, and I could use more! Leave your review in the comments or on any other social media network we’re on.

 

Scene One by Robyn

The movie starts with Rick (Tommy Pistol) in the hospital looking for the nurse as he struggles out of bed.  The movie is rather dark, hard to see, I tried both monitors.   He gets out of the hospital room and sees that it is abandoned, but continues to leave.  He sees the doors chained, hands coming through the cracks.. OH NO RICK, behind you is a zombie… she attacks but doesn’t try to kill him, instead, gives him head.  He is totally into it, hands in her hair and everything… guess looks don’t matter to men if head is involved because she is one dead looking woman who is making sounds that I guess any zombie deep throating would make.  Why hasn’t he questioned why the undead is sucking him off, or where everyone in the hospital is?  Now he is apologizing out loud to his wife that he is sorry, but not asking the zombie to politely remove his penis from her mouth.   “Swallow that cock” and he is in bliss… and the zombie is dead.  He thanks her as he throws her off of him, I guess cum kills.

Now we are at Rick’s empty house as he looks for his wife and son.  He smells a dido and smelling his wife’s scent on it – might be one of my favorite parts of a porn movie ever.  He puts on his uniform and is determined to find his family.

We found Lori (Joanna Angel) making out with Shane (Tommy Gunn).  It’s kind of disturbing that her son keeps interrupting them, knowing what they are doing.  Carl (Wolf Hudson) and Sophia (Sierra Cure) steal her vibrator and she begins playing with it and says she “wants to be a dirty whore just like your mom”?  In comes Andrea (Kleio Valentien) and she announces she hates dicks and is looking for pussy but keeps finding zombies and she chops off their dicks and uses them as dildos…. I guess they got the parody portion of this movie right.  She announces to everyone what we already know, that cum kills the zombies.

Here is Owen Gray as Darryl (one of my favorites in the actual show!) and he shows us that the good old knife to the head still works in killing the zombies too.  He has a quickie threesome with two zombie girls he finds.  Again with the zombie head sound effects, I know zombies growl a lot (based on scientific studies that I have read on the internet) but this constant growling makes me consider turning off my sound completely while I watch.  I wonder if he can kill them both with the same load? I guess it’s not as much as a quickie as I had hoped; the constant zombie growling is still going… And the end, he does pull off killing them both with the same load, guess all of that target practice with the bow and arrow pays off!

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Scene Two by Ian F.

Our group of horny survivors retreat into an abandoned house for safety.   Before they can regroup and catch a breath, Lori realizes that poor Sophia was left behind, because, you know, that dumb ass Andrea!  Shane takes a panicked Carl aside and says, “There’s still a chance she may have turned.  Which means you’re going to have to fuck her mouth.  Cum in her.  To kill her.” Shane is obviously a more pragmatic parental figure than comatose Rick ever was.

Apparently, in this zombie apocalypse, it takes a load straight in the mouth, not in the head, to kill the undead.  No wonder our gang of survivors is more interested in getting off then finding supplies and shelter!

Sophia is quickly forgotten as Shane is distracted by Lori’s sprightly nipples in her tight, see thru t-shirt.    Lori comforts Carl in the most half-ass way that only a slightly concerned mother can, and then asks Shane to “cum” with her, probably to look for food, right?  Well, no of course not!  Andrea stays behind to comfort the little pervert Carl.

Andrea and Carl are not alone for long, as Rick pops in fresh out of his coma, to have a touching reunion with his weirdo son .  Rick gives some profound fatherly advice, “The world is changing, Carl.  Anal isn’t going to be around much longer…unless you’re into fucking men.”  Carl is a tad annoyed, and announces, “I’m not into men!” (Ahem, Carl is played by Wolf Hudson). Obviously, we’re all here to watch these people fuck, but the witty dialogue and insides jokes are just fucking hilarious.

Speaking of fucking, Rick goes to find his wife.  Shane has decided to search for Sophia, and he starts with sticking his nose in Lori’s ass.  Lori is played by the lovely Joanna Angel, so that’s the first place I would look too.  Lori is shocked to see her husband alive, and Shane assures Rick, “You’d be surprised about what fits in your wife’s ass!”  A sexy fist fight between the two quickly escalates into an even sexier threesome as Lori decides to declare a “truce” between the two life-long friends.

“It’s okay!” Lori moans as she grabs Shane’s cock and Rick finger fucks her.  After letting Rick lick her pussy, Lori frantically sucks them both off.   After Lori is finger-cuffed and pleading to be fucked harder, we all know where this is going.  And thank God, it doesn’t disappoint.  Lori sits on Shane’s big cock (of course Shane has a big cock!) to ride him cowboy style.  Rick sticks his dick in Lori’s ass, and we have one hot fucking double penetration scene.  Clearly, as Lori, Joanna Angel is a big fan of this show and having one fucking hot time in this scene with Tommy Pistol and Tommy Gunn.  And so are we!

The romp ends with two huge, open-mouthed facials all over Lori’s face.  “That was fun!” Lori shouts as everyone gets dressed.  I don’t know about you, but one thing I would demand from a Walking Dead parody would be to have a double penetration session with Lori, Shane and Rick.  And obviously, it didn’t disappoint!

But where the hell is Sophia?

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Scene Three by Emja

Ah, my favorite gals, Michonne (played by Skin Diamond) and Andrea. In the actual show, we all kind of wonder exactly how connected they really feel to each other (I’m hinting as lesbian sex, guys), and though [spoiler hidden here] happens, the viewers are probably happier imagining that they had time to make serious moves on each other. And with good ‘ole scene three, we get to see it in action, finally.

The name of the game here is power pussy play. There are no props, nor toys, nor penises getting in the way of the two women driving each other into ecstasy on a bloody bed. Though you do see the samurai sword laying next to them the entire time, which kind of made me cringe. What if they rolled or flailed the wrong way?! Yes, I know it’s fake, but I tend to suspend my beliefs when watching porn.

When Michonne lifts up Andrea’s shirt, I was in my own ecstasy, because Kleio Valentien has the tits of a goddess. Luckily, they were constantly in full view, as Michonne began the licking and sucking and fingering, even moving further into Andrea’s ass. I would put plenty of volume into your speakers with this, since they both know how to vocalize their intense pleasure. Some more 69 action, and tongue flicking for days, completed this scene. The only part that threw me off was when Andrea said, “This is better than the shoes we got on sale!”…what. Wait, what? Was this an inside joke? I didn’t get it, but I’m super analytical so it most likely won’t ruin your wackin’.

 

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Scene Four by Dee Viant

When Evelyn asked me to review Scene 4 of the The Walking Dead parody from Wicked Pictures and Burning Angel Entertainment, I was worried that I’d disappoint her with my ignorance. I’ve never seen the actual TV show, and I was concerned that I wouldn’t get the premise. However, porn is porn, and I’m familiar with fucking, so here goes.

Now, before I realized the real focus of this scene, I noted that Scene 4 introduces us to Danny Wylde‘s controversial portrayal of TWD’s Korean character Glenn. Oh, great, I thought. Now I’m distracted by this hydra of an internet porn battle while trying to monitor my own downtown blood flow. However, teenage Carl’s sexual frustrations are truly the center of Scene 4. Early in the scene, Carl utters a phrase I’d rather die than say to my own dear Catholic father: “Dad, you promised me sex!” The ramshackle family of survivors has taken shelter on a roof only to find a lone, female zombie clutching a beat up rag doll.

Dad replies, “You were promised sex and that got lost too. That’s just how life is going to be from now on.You gotta be strong. Now Carl, I gotta know-do you have it in you to go over there and fuck that girl, and kill her with your come?”

When I watch Wolf Hudson‘s awkward Carl, I see Mr. “Song Against Sex” Jeff Mangum. However, Carl’s ham-handed pawing immediately knocked that image out of my head. Song against sex, indeed. As Carl approaches the zombie, (it’s Sophia!), and so teenage-edly speed rubs her crotch and gropes her, Mom and Dad wildly gesture to Carl how to get the job done effectively. At this point, I cracked me the fuck up, and, more importantly, remembered not to take this video too seriously. Clearly, no one else is.

What happens next is a ridiculous threesome between living Carl, zombie Sophia, and…the rag doll. Sophia’s rancid zombie body repulses Carl, so positions the doll in various ways to simulate a more exciting FFM threesome. Please do not sip a drink before watching the following excerpt:

I can’t wrap my own ladyboner around the idea of fucking a zombie, but I love the absurdity of wanting/needing a blow job from a zombie, and getting a hard on for it. Speaking of, are zombies always so pliant about sucking dick as Sophia?

I can’t testify to the hotness of Scene 4. It’s so comically bizarre that I can’t fathom breaking out the Hitachi (fuck the rebrand, I’m sticking with calling it by its classic name) while watching Carl fuck a scaly, scabby, dead girl. And I really want to know how hard did Sierra Cure have to work to be so unresponsive to Wolf’s cock? I’ve only worked it like that once, and I certainly wasn’t having sex with anyone approaching Wolf Hudson’s prowess. That’s a big ol’ dick to not react to. I’m just saying.

I’ve seen plenty of zombie-like behavior in porn before-the bored grunts, glazed over eyes, lifeless cock and cunt rubbing-but this is the literal incarnation of zombified fucking. While Scene 4 didn’t tap my clit at all, I can say is that yes, I enjoyed watching it. Further, The Walking Dead parody absolutely deserves its WTF? categorization on HotMoviesforHer.com.

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Scene Five by Alex Thompson

The first thing I noticed in scene 5 was the cheesy, Power Rangers-esque computer setup that sounded like someone was playing Space Invaders on. Things don’t improve much in the graphics department when they start fighting off the walkers. Though, while not realistic looking, it is incredibly hilarious. So if you want a good laugh before you masturbate, then this is perfect for you.

If you thought things were a little weird to start, it’s about to get weirder. Apparently when you have a lack of weapons to destroy the zombies, your next best option is to destroy them with sex. All hell breaks loose, and a massive orgy starts to take place. Pretty soon the crew just starts having sex with each other, though, which I don’t really understand. But hey, who says it has to make sense? Eventually the sex leads to the guys defeating the two female zombies by blowing their loads on their faces. The best part about this is the epic noise that plays in the background as the guys cum on the zombies.

All in all, this is incredibly weird, and I wouldn’t recommend putting too much thought into the plot. Otherwise, you will leave very confused. However, if you just want to laugh at the ridiculousness of it all and watch some angry zombie orgy sex, then this is probably as good as it’s going to get.

 

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Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Threesomes

I have a fear of threesomes. There. I said it. I’ve long feared that such super hot fantasy fodder would turn out to be a total reality nightmare. So, I’ve never had one. I’ve been invited to join couples on a few occasions, but have always declined the offer. My train of thought upon those invitations: Ohwowreally?That’ssoflattering.I’msolucky.HOTFUCKWHEREISMYKLONOPIN? The anxiety kicks in and sends me into a paroxysm of fear before I can even get wet over the opportunity. But folks are obviously tripling up and I’m curious to know what it is I actually fear, and what I’m may be missing out on. (OMG, GIRL! DP! DON’T YOU KNOW?)

And who could better allay my, and anyone else’s, fear about a potentially frightening sexual experience but the magnificent and knowledgeable Tristan Taormino. Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes was my first stop on my phobia therapy train. As the author of several sex how-to books, including Opening Up: A Guide to Creating and Sustaining Open Relationships, The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women, and The Ultimate Guide to Kink, as well as the director for numerous titles for Vivid Ed and Vivid Premium, Tristan has intelligently guided many people through their sexual fears and curiosities. I trust her. And as I watched the Expert Guide to Threesomes, Tristan’s upbeat personality and sensible advice, in conjunction with the flickering sex scenes and perky “old-time” music (what the hell do you call this style?), soothed my anxiety.

Not surprisingly, Tristan discusses the importance of clear communication in determining what we and and our partner(s) would like to do as far as sex acts and partners. Additionally, she cautions us to establish boundaries before any sex about what we don’t want. Tristan reminds us to have fun and to stop worrying about being a porn-y, sexy show stopper. I’m a bit of a workaholic and this is a good reminder for me: SEX SHOULD BE FUN! FUCKING SHOULDN’T BE A CHORE. Repeat, repeat, repeat.

One thing I learned that I’d not considered before was that mixed-gender threesomes have different configurations beyond MMF and FFM (GGB/BBG). There is the “V” Threesome and the Triangle Threesome. The V is when 2 people sexually engage with the 3rd, as opposed to the Triangle-when all 3 people sexually please one another. Call me naive, but one of the reasons why threesomes seemed so daunting to was because of all of the damned work in satisfying 2 people. But hell, be a pillow queen to 2 other people? Taking the 3 person fuck plunge sounds better already.

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Shades of Kink

I have tried not to shit all over Fifty Shades of Grey since its explosion all over the world. I’m just now reading it because I didn’t want to be a nasty, judgmental asshole about something I hadn’t explored*. And it’s not nearly as bad as I’d heard it is. This book has opened a huge dialogue about sex and kink in the mainstream vernacular, and it’s no surprise that Sweet Sinner jumped on the film opportunity before Hollywood did. So why not find out how Shades of Kink goes? It can’t hurt. And hey, Erik Everhard is along for the ride!

Now, one of my major pet peeves in film, not just porn, is when the production doesn’t fit the content. In other words, if a studio is proudly DIY, I’m fine with some muffled audio or lackluster backdrops. However, if you have some loot to spend on good lighting (the thing that can make or break a star’s appearance) and production, spend that shit! Thankfully, and especially because this is not a gonzo film, Shades looks beautiful. A+ for appropriately high production value. That’s a fast way into my heart, friends.

But, Janie, what about the fuh-ccking??? That’s the whole reason we’re here, right? Of course. But seriously, the build up to the sex scenes works quite well. For example, just as Anastasia Steele is cunningly interrogated by Christian Grey in FOG, so is Maddy O’Reilly‘s Riley. However, she’s up against marketing magnate Norton Ashe, played by legendary Evan Stone and his handy heart tin of Ben-Wa balls. (For the record, Christian Grey does suggest the B Dubs, but not until much later in FOG.) Now, this isn’t the sort of job interview I’d like in my actual life, but for a fantasy? Hot damn! Evan Stone doesn’t come off as so much of a creep, but as a sly, knowing sex maverick. Hell, he’s not even my type, but this scene does get the ball rolling (yeah, puns) on the seamy side of unexpected and seemingly taboo desire. You know how you feel conflicted about wanting something you think you’re not supposed to want? This scene actually tapped into that for me. Maybe I’m nuts, but have a look for yourself:

Not only did this scene pique my libido, it set me up for what happens a few scenes later: Norton treats Riley to a live sex show, featuring Erik Everhard and Lily LaBeau, in a secluded room with plush stadium seats for the two voyeurs. If you told me about this scene, I would probably think it sounds fucking icky. However, watching it, I think it’s a sexy demonstration of how to ease into power play.

So, look, I’m going to watch the whole movie this weekend and I’m probably going to get off to it. Shades of Kink is totally not what I thought I might enjoy. I’m feeling a little seedy about it right now, to be honest. I wanted to jump on the Too Cool for It bus, but I can’t really do that because I think I want to scratch my record to Shades of Kink. There, I said it. Janie wants to rub one out to plot-oriented, straight porn featuring a sugar glider. My mom will be so relieved!

*I’m totally fine with being an asshole when I’m an informed one.

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Water Bondage #20 – Featuring Amber “Amazing” Rayne

I was warned about these WaterBondage.com films. I’ve heard that they are scary and anxiety-inducing, and will trigger any trace of claustrophobia lurking in your being. I’m not much of a masochist, but sign me up! Since I was so into Amber Rayne‘s performance with Jack Hammer in Fluid: Men Defining Sexuality last week, I figured she wouldn’t do me wrong in .

Right at the start of the video, Amber is super enthusiastic about trying water bondage in her pre-scene interview. It’s as though she’s just been told she’s going to swim in Willie Wonka’s chocolate river and not get a yeast infection. (Wait, what, Janie? Look, I have a fear of Crotch Malfunction. Bear with me.) I’m not much of a bottom, but I started to get jealous of her opportunity for this peculiar “punishment.” That is, unless I saw the next scene where Amber is tied in a standing split up a column, in a pair of low-traction heels. This is supposed to make the water part look like a relief, maybe. Since I’ve seen plenty of “dry play” in the past, I was ready to move onto the water play.

Hot fiery fuck, does this look awful! I mean, it looks like something for which I need a GGG bottom. (Yes, Mom, I said it.) Amber spends the next scene in a strappado tie while seemingly cold water douses her body, soaking her hair until it’s hanging over her eyes. The Dom flogs her back and whips her glistening pink ass with a single tail bullwhip. The sound of the water over the sharp smacking of the Dom’s implements is irresistibly delicious to my ears. I can’t tell if it’s the sound alone that captures me, or if it’s knowing just how much more uncomfortable a whipping is when your skin is wet. Either way, the rest of the HM4H office fell away as I fell into this scene.

Lastly, after another “dry” scene involving a web device and some sex toys, Amber gets dunked headfirst into a long, narrow, glass Houdini tank. These scenes are simply beautiful. Amber looks placid and peaceful, like a satisfied sub mermaid. I didn’t feel the proxy claustrophobia I’d been warned about, but the scenes is well lit. A dimmer room would have lent itself to a more sinister feel. However, Amber seems far from scathed by her water bondage scenes. I can’t really say the final tank scene is hot, but it’s a treat to watch. I’ll be back for more of the WaterBondage series for sure.

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Fluid: Men Redefining Sexuality

Ok, ok, I know Fluid: Men Redefining Sexuality has already been reviewed on HM4H, but I really wanted to watch this movie. I’ve been talking about MMF threesomes with a friend from Georgia for the past month, and to say that the MMF3 is on my mind is like saying Jennifer Lawrence might be thinking about the Oscars. So, this one is for you, dear Southern friend, and your box of tissues/sock.

I’m already a fan of Reel Queer Productions, so I had absolutely confidence that this film would deliver. And oh, man, did it! The stars are all so attractive, both to the eye and to the filthy, intellectual mind. While it’s easy to skip around the video and get to the fucking, you’d lose out on the very worthwhile video interviews with these dude cuties. Jack Hammer is into BDSM! Deviant Kade is a puppy and was a pony! (And he was recently featured in Rubber Bordello, winner of the 2013 AVN Award for Best BDSM Release.) YES! YES! YES! My deviant, kinky, queerdo heart is all aflutter!

I like the style-interview and then fucking. I can’t say that I always want realism with my porn, but I do like to know if the players are having fun and if they’re doing something, and someone, they really want to do. Not only are these guys talking about their sexual versatility, but they are mining through layers of sexuality, identity, current desires, and past experiences to let the viewer know who they are and what they want. Knowing that the people are getting off on something besides a paycheck really stokes my fire. (You know, because I mentally add myself in to their scenes.) And dudes who are into dudes rock my fucking world. I mean, do you have any doubts about Rose and Tommy Midas enjoying themselves here?

I feel like this film rendered me horny, joyful, and unable to properly articulate what I want to say. I like to see some cock-on-cock rocking, and I envy the female costars who participated in each scene. Ahem:

Lady Boner Killer: The soundtrack. Sounds like what you’d hear in a topiary store in your suburban mall.

Bonus Clit Sweller: The curtains and vintage dining set Rose’s kitchen scene! They even match his Tommy Midas’s sexy underpants! And is that a giant French press? *

*I have a bit of an interior decorating fetish. We don’t even have time to get into that here.

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