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The Authentic Lesbian Review: P.O.V. Punx 11 – Curvy Girls

POV Punx 11 Curvy GirlsI requested to review this one. When P.O.V. Punx 11 – Curvy Girls came across my desk I already knew it would be a personal favorite. I love Burning Angel, I love girls with tattoos, and I love Mr. Pete because of the energy he regularly brings to a scene. That’s a lot of love, so there was no way I was passing this one up. POV isn’t an automatic go-to for me, but Burning Angel is, and when they go POV it’s usually pretty intense. This was no different!

Scene 1 – Mr. Pete & Axis Evol

Mr. Pete takes us to the store that started it all for him, a little porn shop where he worked before getting into the business and becoming the AVN Hall of Fame sexer that he is. While there he meets Axis Evol, a customer who happens to be looking for Burning Angel DVDs. He offers to help her look around and, well, we all know what’s going to happen next. Axis’ tattoos are incredibly hot and her nipple piercings just pushed me over the edge, but what I was most attracted to was her cute bubbly personality! She has the sweet girl next door voice that makes you want to fuck the shit out of her right there on the spot. I bet that had something to do with why Pete took her back to his room in the first place. It got even better as she started to moan! Her look mixed with that voice is a win-win. Plus she likes to talk dirty, telling Mr. Pete to “fuck that pussy” and “don’t fucking stop!” A tatted up hot girl with a sweet voice that she uses to talk dirty to you while you’re fucking her…can it get any better!? YES! The sex throughout the scene is pretty basic, but when she climbs on top and rides cowgirl you really understand the benefit of POV shooting! Her body is amazing and her tits are perfect natural mounds of joy! I wish our boy Pete would have played with them a little more, but that’s just for my personal benefit. In my mind, that’s exactly what was happening! They go on to have anal sex, and while doing the butt doesn’t do much for me, the fact that she was into it enhanced that “sweet girl who’s a super freak in the bedroom” role for me. The scene felt really natural also, which is very important in my opinion. I couldn’t have asked for a better first scene.

Scene 2 – Mr. Pete & Brianna Rose

After that first scene I had no clue how I was going to make it through four more. But being the girl-crazy, masturbating, lesbo champ that I am, I knew I could spirit fingers my way through it. Then I saw Brianna Rose poolside and decided to take a five minute break. She’s another one with an innocent voice and big, natural, pierced boobs. She comes across as very playful and as Mr. Pete points out, her pussy is already wet. She takes some time to model in front of a mirror and that’s where the real appreciation for just how thick and curvy she is really comes out. Pete is definitely excited. You can hear him say “I love my life” while she’s kissing herself in the mirror and my first thought was, “Damn, I love your life too, man!” The titty fucking in this scene was great and the girl has some serious deep throating skills! My favorite part was when they got into the doggy style position. One look at Brianna’s ass and you’ll instantly know why! It’s thick as fuck and perfectly round, and when she’s doing it herself those cheeks clap to a beat that’s all theirs! The view from back there is better than anything you’ll ever get from a copy of Penthouse, trust me. The whole time I thought about how fun it would be to spank her OTK style (something to think about for next time). At one point she asks him to choke her while he’s fucking her missionary and there I went! All that kept going through my mind was “This is one you marry!” At this rate, I figured it would take me 2 days to get through the rest of this flick.

Scene 3 – Mr. Pete & Nicole Malice

Mr. Pete is four hours late to a shoot and the girl he was scheduled to film with left the set. Since he’s already one fuck up from being unemployed, he calls an escort agency and asks for a girl with tattoos. In walks Nicole Malice. How I’ve missed her is beyond me! This girl is totally my type and she’s in two other Burning Angel titles (bad lesbian…pay attention!). Her body was a complete distraction for me. I heard absolutely nothing she said during her mini interview because of the skin tight leggings she had on along with her tats, and she has the sexy punk look that Burning Angel is known for down to a science with her half-shaved head. Even her butthole tattoo turned me on! There are no curves missing when it comes to Nicole and her boobs are the perfect handful. Her moans and groans are guaranteed to send you over the edge, especially if you already love her look like I do. Everything about her just fits (new crush alert). As boring as it might sound, missionary was my favorite in this scene. Even with Mr. Pete slapping her ass red while hitting it doggy style, I couldn’t get enough of seeing her full body spread out in front of the camera and watching her pierced pussy cream with pleasure all over Pete’s dick. Again, POV is a godsend here! I was completely involved in this scene and wouldn’t have had it any other way. Having Nicole look into the camera the entire time was brilliant too. You feel like she’s gazing right at you, and I’m not sure if it was done on purpose or not, but she has a way of pleading for you to keep going with her eyes! SEXY! She’s a shaker too. You can see her legs and body quiver when she really gets hot and that’s a major turn on for me as a woman who likes to know she’s pleasing her partner. Five minutes of intermission wasn’t enough after this one!

Scene 4 – Mr. Pete & Tori Avano

Tori Avano is one name I am very familiar with, so I was really excited when I found out she was in this movie. At 5’5″ and 130 lbs with 34DDs, she’s a dream come true! The tats and curves are bonuses at this point. This woman is gorgeous and the fact that she instantly says she wants Pete’s dick in her ass shows just how naughty she is. This is her first scene for Burning Angel and I think after this she’ll definitely be back. The pair takes a little too long picking out outfits in my humble opinion, especially when the point is to get her naked anyway. I’m more of a “get right to the point” type of girl, but I can’t lie, the thong shorts that she ends up wearing got to me. The bass guitar Mr. Pete throws into the scene makes for a great photo op (I wish I was there with a DSLR!) and I was surprised at how much I enjoyed their dialogue. She explains her tattoos, which was really cool and made me feel like I gained a little insight into who she is. We get modeling and posing before some light submission sets the tone for the scene. Apparently, Tori likes being told what to do and she’s a pretty good listener. I love that her pussy is more hairy than usual, but more importantly, it’s fucking fat! There’s nothing like going down on a girl with a fat pussy! The juices end up all over your face and you feel like it’s literally sucking you in…fucking awesome! She even admits that it swells when the action starts to heat up. After some bass guitar grinding, she sucks Mr. Pete’s stiff cock and shows off her deep throating skills. When he finally slides into her pussy, it instantly becomes obvious that every position is going to be a hit. Her body is perfectly thick and Pete can’t get enough. The anal is what really puts this scene over the top since she asked for it as soon as she got on set. You can tell it’s something she really enjoys from her reaction and it really enhances the authenticity within the scene which is always a good thing. There’s nothing like knowing that every single thing you’re doing to a woman is making her hot, even in fantasy. I wish the anal would have started sooner since it was a little hyped up, but it doesn’t take away from the scene at all. Multiple orgasms are always a reality when Tori is involved.

Scene 5 – Mr. Pete & Geisha Monroe & Zarrah Angel

A threesome, yay! I think everyone can agree equality is what makes a threesome work. Whenever there’s one person off in a corner rubbing themselves and looking dazed it completely takes me out of the zone. Geisha Monroe and Zarrah Angel made sure I stayed in my zone! Both are ridiculously hot. Geisha’s pink hair is a major turn on and Zarrah’s aggressiveness is amazing. The action starts right away with these two, as Zarrah can’t wait to show off her butthole tattoo and later play with Geisha’s clit piercing. This is another anal heavy scene, but seriously, I could have watched these two do just about anything. Mr. Pete let them do their thing, staying out of the action for a while and I absolutely loved that! Watching two hot punk chicks feel each other up was right up my lesbo alley. When it came time to share the dick, they performed one of the best dual blowjobs I’ve ever seen. Both girls were always involved and they played along perfectly with Mr. Pete, doing whatever he told them too. Just like with Tori, I couldn’t pick a favorite part within this scene. Every position they wiggled into served justice. Zarrah’s ass was fun to watch during doggy style and Geisha’s moans were intense throughout the scene. There was never a shot where you couldn’t see both girls and I greatly appreciated that. Both girls got extremely wet as time went on with Geisha’s pussy actually queefing a few times (I love that sound!). This was probably the kinkiest of the five scenes because of the girls’ personalities. Down for whatever was definitely the impression I got from the very beginning, and the atmosphere came off as very loose and life like, with the girls giggling and laughing while changing positions or sucking Pete’s cock. Threesomes are hard to pull off on screen just like in real life so I was pleased to see it done right with two smoking hot babes! I’d watch this scene a few times if I had the stamina.

Overall I give this movie two wet and sticky thumbs up! The girls are hot, each one balancing the punk look with the sexy porn star glam look, Mr. Pete was energetic and you could tell the girls had a good time fucking him, and the sex is exactly what you would expect! You never go wrong with a Burning Angel title and now they have another one to add to the list.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Silver Star

Silver StarFor those of you that don’t know, like I didn’t until I watched the L-Word for the 5th time and picked up on it, a gold star lesbian is one who has never been with a man sexually. Enter the brilliant minds of Alyx Fox and Foxhouse Films! While standing around the kitchen table, our three ladies, Alyx, Chelsea Poe and Gaperiella Holl, are drinking wine and preparing for a night on the town. Of course sex becomes the main topic, and Poe reveals that she’s a gold star lesbian, saying she’s never even seen a penis before. I thought this was clever since Poe has a penis and I like humor with my pornography so I got a chuckle out of that. Immediately after the revelation, you can tell Fox and Holl have all types of ideas flowing through their brains, and what follows is a damn good time for everyone involved.

The entire thing goes down in the kitchen and I’m a huge fan of kitchen sex, so I was right on board. The dominance asserted by Alyx and Gaperiella is to be expected and they’re amazing at it as usual. With Foxhouse already known for its feminist approach to the way they do things, I knew this was going to be a major turn on with some hidden gems along the way. Up until now though, I’d never had the pleasure of watching Chelsea Poe perform. I knew of her success with Fucking Mystic, but that was as far as it went. She’s hot! I have a thing for red hair done right, and I love it on Chelsea. She also has a nice smile, which gets you 100 bonus points in my book. As previously stated, I like that she plays the gold star lesbian, but all that goes out the window once you watch that girl give a blowjob. I mentioned in a previous post that BJ’s are usually an automatic fast forward for me, but with Alyx and Gaperiella in complete control I had to watch it play out. Turns out this isn’t your typical blowjob. Both ladies strap up and immediately begin face-fucking and deep-throating Chelsea. She handles it way better than I could! Things heat up when our gold star is pulled by her hair on all fours to a separate part of the kitchen. Now we get some fucking action and that has my name all over it! Alyx hits it from the back while Holl continues getting her dick sucked, and the site of Chelsea’s bare ass was a huge creamer for me. We’re only 6 minutes into the flick at this point, but for some reason it felt like I’d been waiting a while for someone to get fucked. Needless to say I was pleased when it finally went down. Poe’s moaning was hot, as you could tell with each stroke she got more and more into it. When she’s flipped around and fucked missionary I lost it! Her erection further illustrates just how into it she really is, and when she cums it’s literally an explosion! Fox was definitely doing something right because that girl lost her top completely. So much so that they all have a little laugh after the fact just from the sheer shock of how much it was.

After the pop-top, we flash to Poe bent over a chair with Alex making her hold an orange in her mouth and Gaperiella sticking a carrot up her ass. I chalked that up to light femdom play that’s a little out of my area of expertise, but appreciated nonetheless. Then, out of the blue, a guy walks in-GASP-and shit gets real! This caught me by surprise, but I like the decision. It took some thought, but I finally figured that if Poe is supposed to be a gold star lesbian, the only way to break that label is with a cock. Strap-ons are fun, and in this particular instance  they’re an amazing warm up, but if the point is to knock our beautiful redhead down to a silver star lesbian, you gotta throw some real dick in her face, and that’s exactly what they did. The penis, played by Andy Whore-Holl, is immediately stuffed in Chelsea’s mouth upon its arrival. (For the record, Andy is a pretty cute dude with a HUGE dick! I definitely made a side note to check out more of his stuff.) If you’re a gag and spit lover this is totally for you. Our two mistresses make sure Chelsea is never without a mouthful. They even stuff it with his nut sack, which was pretty impressive. You get a more extreme BJ experience than before with some nose holding and heavy face fucking. The dick-slapping was my personal favorite (I want to dick slap someone so bad!) but it’s obvious Andy enjoyed the whole shebang! His load was almost as huge as the one Chelsea unleashed a few minutes earlier. I would have liked to see Poe getting fucked a little more. Her moans are so sexy and I know she had a few more to pop, but the point is to knock her down to silver not take away her lesbo card for good, so again, smart decision.

Overall, I was pleased and would easily recommend this flick to those who are more into the BDSM side of things as opposed to plot or gonzo sex stuff. If you’re like me and into it all, give this a watch, you won’t be disappointed!

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lesbian Fashionistas

lesbian fashionistasI must admit, I pre-judged this one. The dyke inside me took one look at the box cover and decided nope, not for lesbians, not even a little. It’s glam and glossy with a model feel to it, and everything inside me was ready to bash it. I was wrong…dead wrong! It is all of those things, but that’s what enhances the plot and makes it great. Had I actually read the box cover I would have known that’s the point of this flick, but I didn’t, and trust me, I learned a lesson.

Adam & Eve’s Lesbian Fashionistas is about a “straight” woman, Liz, played by the beautiful Penny Pax, who is thrown into a lesbian filled fashion company with more on its mind than selling lingerie…way more! The opening credits are cool. The music reminds me of something between smooth jazz and the Red Shoe Diaries theme, and half naked women in lingerie are thrown in your face immediately, which is always a good thing. There’s an underlying artsy thing going on with the various camera angles and the overall feel of the set that I really liked. From the beginning I was drawn to Liz’s innocence. During her first phone call with her soon-to-be boss plus some, I found myself extremely turned on by her stumbling giddy nervousness. The entire time I’m thinking “Oh please, somebody hurry up and fuck her. She needs it soooo bad.” I really couldn’t wait for that innocence to be ruined!

Scene 1 – Sasha Knox & Nickey Huntsman

Rita, played by the flawless Sasha Knox, is the right hand to the boss and she happens to be the one in charge of showing Liz around headquarters on her first day. Liz is immediately faced with naked women touching and rubbing all over the place and the uneasiness mixed with extreme curiosity is all over her face. Things escalate rather quickly when Rita eyes a sexy young model, Nickey Huntsman, and just can’t keep her hands to herself. It’s obvious these models are fucking whenever they feel like it because nobody in the room besides Liz so much as bats an eye. Being watched doing the nasty is kinda my thing, so for this was perfect, especially with Liz’s reaction to the whole ordeal. She goes from curious to horny in less than 60 seconds and starts rubbing her pussy and breasts through her clothes. Rita is definitely in charge as she fondles, flips, and grinds all over Huntsman while undressing her. At this point the boss lady, Victoria, played by the drop dead gorgeous Ash Hollywood, walks in on the action and straight up to Liz. The action continues with titty sucking, finger fucking, and pussy licking before Knox pulls out a strap-on and goes in on Nickey’s shaved wet pussy. The sex itself isn’t anything we haven’t seen before, but the set-up is sure to make you cream a little more than usual. Not only is the pair being watched, but you can see something growing between Liz and new boss Victoria, as she watches for Liz’s reactions and grabs her hand. Straight, my ass!

Scene 2 – Anikka Albrite & Penny Pax

Anikka Albrite is fucking hot! (Mick Blue, you lucky bastard!) She also happens to be Liz’s roommate, Sky, and a little more open-minded than our shy and curious star. Liz tells Sky all about her first day on the job and how she doesn’t think it’s for her, but you can see something cooking in Sky’s head the whole time. Liz attempts to convince herself that she prefers her “strap-on attached to a man,” but readily agrees to let her gal pal fondle and suck her boobs (exactly how it happens in my dreams!). Unfortunately our little lez-virgin isn’t ready for much more, so watching that innocence get completely ruined isn’t a reality just yet, but can we please take a minute to worship Pax’s boobs for the amazing works of art that they are?! I mean, how Albrite didn’t break out into full motor boat mode I’ll never understand! That woman could hire me to hold those beautiful mounds up for her all day for less than 2 bucks an hour and I’d consider myself one of the luckiest people in the world!

Scene 3 – Sasha Knox & Selma Sins

I call this scene “Liz’s Vision” and it’s my favorite! Even after allowing her roommate to play with her perfect tits and realizing that there’s a side to her more than willing to explore sex with women, Liz decides to step away from the new gig. She’s scared to fully commit to everything, and I mean everything, her boss wants from her. But while out that’s exactly who Liz runs into and what ensues is pure perfection! The conversation is light, but the eyes Victoria and Liz make tells it all. From there Liz’s imagination kicks in and there’s no way this girl can hide behind that “straight” line anymore. What makes this scene my personal favorite is the lesbian dialect! Liz’s curious side is speaking through her vision and gets it so right! “It may seem strange at first, but the first time you put your lips on another woman’s lips, you’ll find that you’re home.” Um YES! I’m sold! “As soon as she responds just the way you would respond you’ll know that there’s nothing better…” Well, there I go! I swear I could listen to this scene with my eyes closed and get off just as easily as if I were watching. And, to add to the overall vision theme, the scene is shot in a dark room with just a flashlight illuminating different body parts. Flashlight sex, the language, and ambiance, plus Sasha Knox once again in control, makes for one happy authentic lesbian! Knox definitely knows her way around a pussy and Selma Sin’s moans drove me absolutely crazy! There are no toys in this one, just two woman, one sitting in a chair by the way, with fingers and tongues sensually exploring each other’s bodies to no end. As Selma’s moans heighten, you hear “See how she gives herself to you. See how much more satisfying it is to please a woman.” Dear Sappho, yes! This scene definitely goes down in history for me. Also, these two slip into the 69 position smoother and more sexily than anything I’ve ever been a part of in real life…they should win an award for that alone! I definitely didn’t want this one to end.

Scene 4 – Ash Hollywood, Penny Pax & Crew

When this one started I thought I would finally get to see Liz give in to her cravings. Instead, what we get is more of an extension of Scene 2. After that extraordinary vision that I watched a million times, Liz decides to go back and work for Victoria. This time, while on set, she can’t control herself and gives in to her urges, slowly sucking her boss’s tits and exchanging kisses. You can tell Liz took some mental notes when her roommate was showing her the ropes because she looks like everything but a first timer! Forgetting that the crew is in the room, and now playing with themselves, Liz and Victoria each touch themselves until they’re just about ready to cum. The other models in the room have no problems getting off on the action, but Liz snaps back to reality and runs off stating that she just can’t go there yet, leaving an extremely hot and ready half-naked Victoria standing in defeat. At this point, the chase has me completely intrigued and I like the tease. Each time we get a little more of Liz but not quite enough…it certainly keeps you watching.

Scene 5 – Ash Hollywood & Penny Pax

Nope, still no lez action for our main character, but we do get more titty sucking and this time it’s Boss Lady who takes control. They tease and feel each other up in a bathroom I’d kill for (seriously, it’s gorgeous), but that’s as far as it goes. What follows is Victoria asking her new interest to basically be her submissive and, in true girl fashion, Liz expresses her desire to be in a loving and equal relationship. After Victoria explains that she doesn’t know how to be in a loving relationship, I pretty much checked out. By the end of it all they decided Liz should still work for the company and that whatever it is they’re doing will be put on hold. You can judge this one for yourself…

Scene 6 – Anikka Albrite & Penny Pax

First off, the two roommates are sitting in their living room talking in their bra and panties…why didn’t this happen when I was in college?! My roommates were always in sweats for crying out loud! Clearly I was doing something wrong…anyway, the conversation gets hot and heavy with Liz confronting head on her desire for some lady loving. She describes her and Victoria’s previous encounter to Sky, and from there they’re off. Finally, we get to see Liz fully submerged in all that is lesbian sex, and it’s hot! Both ladies put on a hell of a show, but I was really impressed with how Pax’s character came across when it was her time to go down on Albrite’s sexy ass. Liz takes her time, somewhat reminiscent of an actual first time carpet muncher, and then after hearing, seeing, and feeling Albrite’s response she dives in. I think that’s how most first times go. Again, there are no toys and I like the decision. It keeps the focus solely on the roomies and how they work with and around each other’s bodies. My favorite part of the scene, probably because it’s my favorite power position, is when Albrite takes Pax between her legs, pins her arms behind her, and goes to town with some clit stimulation sure to get anybody off! Pax’s orgasm demands one from the viewer…job well done, Anikka! Safe to say, I was not disappointed after the long wait.

Scene 7 – Ash Hollywood & Penny Pax

At a company gathering, Victoria is determined to get what she wants from Liz and Liz is just as ready to give it up. The two again find themselves lost in each other while in a room full of people. They start out touching and kissing on a couch with the crew directly behind them and before you know it, they’re the only ones left in the room. I would have liked to see Liz fucked with a strap-on at least once, but instead we get a dose of facesitting that can’t be beat, so I’m more than willing to take that. Going into this scene there was no doubt in my mind that the pair would be able to take each other to multiple orgasms. Of course the pussy eating was on point, the finger fucking literally causes vibrations, which you can hear in Pax’s moaning, and they’re definitely enjoying themselves. I wanted the crew to stay and watch for the entire thing, but that’s probably just the voyeur in me demanding more of what we’ve already seen. The fact that this was chosen as the last scene enhances the sex since we’ve been waiting for these two to hook up since the very beginning. I hope there’s a part 2 because I’d love to find out if Liz ever accepts that submissive role! That could be hot!

Overall, I was thoroughly pleased (several times) with the movie! The sets are cool, the plot keeps you intrigued, the sex is awesome and the women are gorgeous! My girlfriend even sat down and watched Scene 3 with me after all my raving. I didn’t think I’d be as turned on by the glam of it all as I was, so that was fun. The fact that everything revolves around this high end lingerie company gives plenty of eye candy during talking points, so it’s easy to find yourself getting wet even while there’s no sex going on. I’ll definitely be watching this one again!

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The Authentic Lesbian: Lesbians And Gay Porn

Julianne Moore and Annette Bening from the Sundance Hit "The Kids Are Alright"
Julianne Moore and Annette Bening from the Sundance Hit “The Kids Are Alright”

Ever since Lisa Cholodenko’s Sundance classic The Kids Are Alright hit the scene back in 2010, the topic of lesbians and gay porn has been a hot button. There have been countless discussions and opinions given as to why some lesbians prefer gay porn over straight or lesbian porn. That’s why I was slightly surprised when most of my co-workers, gay and straight, revealed that they’d never heard of the “phenomenon.” That conversation led me here, reviewing what’s out there and giving my authentic lesbian opinion about it all. For the record, I am one of the many lesbians who enjoy getting off to gay porn (pretty much all porn is game to me). Now, ask me to explain why and listen for the crickets. It’s such a multi-layered answer, and finding a starting point without writing a psychology dissertation proved to be more difficult than I expected. I want to correctly express myself, but I don’t want to give the wrong impression or make it any easier for the critics. I can already hear the “See, the butchy ones just wanna be men” comments. But fools will be fools whether you provide the ammunition or not right? Okay, so let’s dive in.

First, there’s the problem with mainstream “lesbian” porn. Although the times are sort of changing, it’s still mostly made by straight men, for straight men, using straight women who often give the impression that you can only eat pussy while staring directly into a camera. If that rocks your boat, then more power to you, but I can’t identify with that and it’s one of the biggest complaints within the lesbian community. Finding authentic representation of lesbian sex is like finding a parking spot at a Wal-Mart on Black Friday. Sure, they’re out there, but you’re going to be searching for a few hours before you find one, even if you start looking at 5am while you think everyone else is still asleep. In gay porn you get a variety of men with different body types taking on various roles and everyone seems like they couldn’t imagine a better place to be. It feels real and looks fun! That’s the definition of porn (BOOM! Take that, Webster!). Plus, gay porn is just more visual than lesbian or even straight porn. When you’re with a woman you can smell and touch and know how she’s responding to you. But onscreen, you can’t be sure she isn’t faking it, or had to take a time-out to lube up behind the scenes. In gay porn all of that goes out the window. Erections are visible proof of their arousal and the same goes for cum shots. Being able to see that adds to the authenticity in my opinion.

There’s also the fantasy aspect built into the porn experience in general. What would be the point if you could only watch shit you do in your everyday life? Bye bye MILFs and naughty teachers and hot mechanic babes wearing bandanas and Brazilian volleyball teams on buses that happen to break down right outside my house…these are a few of my favorite things, and without them, what’s the point? Here in the fantasy is where I find most of my interests lie. What would it be like to have a dick? What’s the sensation like? Dick slapping, anyone? Watching gay porn gives me and my imagination the opportunity to participate in the action while still affording me the luxury of not having to actually participate. Gender exploration at its best! You don’t have to want to bang a guy to appreciate his body or be attracted to the masculinity within a particular sexual situation. And because there are plenty of lesbians who love penetration, whether giving or receiving, this plays into the fantasy. Sexual desires are often counter-intuitive to what’s desired in real life, and lesbians are no different. The whole point is to step out of your element and find enjoyment in doing so (anyone else notice how popular transsexual porn is amongst straight guys these days?).

In talking with a few of my “old head” lesbians who rose from the feminist era and all its glory, I was introduced to a more intellectual perspective. Many of them admit to not being able to separate their ethics and values from their porn interest and this leads to questions about porn stars like “Is she only doing this for the money?” or “Is she being made to do this by some outside entity?” Not really the type of things you want on your mind during pleasure time. Taking women completely out of the equation removes those worries from the constantly troubled feminist mind. You’re now momentarily free from sexism and able to enjoy your porn experience. I have to admit, initially I thought this explanation was a little out there. But after doing some research and finding out that this is a very common answer, I really sat back and thought about it. Situating myself as a lesbian coming out in the 70s and 80s, I can see how I might not find enjoyment in mainstream straight or lesbian porn knowing (or at least thinking that I know) what’s behind it and how women are viewed on- and offset. Even more importantly though, I imagine it’s nice watching a guy getting fucked for a change. Socially driven orgasms are great!

Let’s talk queer. No matter how you slice and dice it, queer is queer and attraction goes beyond body parts. Gay movies tend to speak more to the queer aesthetic of many lesbians. Mainstream lesbian porn fits more into ideas of heterosexuality. The way the women interact and dress are influenced by straight men and more often than not it comes across on screen. Gay porn, with all its kinky taboo if you will, steps outside that box and runs in the opposite direction. It’s more than the fact that two men are fucking; it’s their reactions to one another and the fact that you don’t have to “look a part” necessarily. The lines are blurred and for those identifying as genderqueer this is more appealing than lesbian or straight porn.

Like I said before, none of this is new and ultimately, there’s no way to categorize or define what gets anyone off, and you shouldn’t have to. Sexuality is too complex to fit in a box. Even in exploring all the reasons listed throughout this article it’s clear that you can never fully explain what turns a person on and why. Nothing is ever black and white and this is no different. The most important part of it all is to get your rocks off, and I think it’s safe to say that’s one thing we all can agree on regardless of preference.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Fuck The Police

Fuck the Police BoxcoverThis week I found myself in the same position my colleague Judy Hologram found herself in a week and a half ago. I got assigned Lily Cade’s Fuck The Police! Judy girl, you were right. It took me FOREVER! To be fair, I saw this one come in, and my mind was already made up to watch it, so this is somewhat of a bonus for me. But the thin line between deadline and porno flick review is not always an easy one to walk, especially when one is as dedicated to their craft as myself!

Fuck The Police is a sexy, crazy, hot, and hilarious movie. Coming straight out of the mind of Lily Cade, this one keeps you invested from the opening credits. You learn right away that Lily’s character, Officer Cade, is a huge asshole, and I mean that with nothing but love and admiration. She’s a cool, horny, dirty cop and for a while she’s on top of the corrupt world she loves so much. We get a pretty dope quote 5:20 in where Cade is persuading her rookie partner Officer Ryan, played by Jessica Ryan, that the mansion hills of L.A. are crime ridden streets. She mentions drugs, prostitution, and porn, which is legal, but “they’re technically supposed to wear condoms, but do I look like the fucking dick police to you?” followed up by an epic douche laugh. That tickled my political porno side just enough and set up our first piece of action perfectly.

Scene 1 – Lily Cade & Jenna Sativa

Officers Cade and Ryan spot a familiar by the name of Elena, played by Jenna Sativa, and immediately stop her, requesting to check her purse. They take her in, but Cade has something special in mind. After sending the do good Ryan back to the car to play “bitch-cop,” Cade and her prisoner get straight to it. We get some hot making out, mixed with your fairly basic clit stimulation and then Cade pulls out her nightstick! Sativa definitely agrees with this move as evident from her moans and cries for more. Cade is strapped up under her uniform (which does look hot on her) and from here things get turned up a notch. Both of these gorgeous hornballs do an amazing job at illustrating why strap-ons are so much fun! Since the scene takes place in a garage of sorts, you’d think they’d be slightly limited in positions, but it’s the exact opposite. They get it in doggy style, standing, and missionary before Cade picks Sativa up and fucks her upright. You can tell Cade was on a mission when it came to hitting that pussy. She’s relentless in her pursuit to make her conquest cum and from the sounds of things she does a damn good job. My favorite part of the scene comes at 31:24 while Sativa is lying on her back getting fucked by the still fully clothed Officer of the law. As Cade attempts to reposition the criminal, she takes an accidental kick to the head by wedge heels. I love love love that she made it a part of the scene by acknowledging it. When Sativa chuckles and says sorry, Cade responds “You better be. Get the fuck up on the table.” You just can’t plan awesomeness like that and the raw humor in it, even during pleasure time, is a nice touch. The two continue to hit every position in the Kama Sutra until the crime has been rectified and then you realize Officer Ryan has only been a few feet away annoyingly suffering through this act of corruption the entire time. Fed up with her superior already, Ryan decides to book the satisfied criminal even though Cade has already “worked things out.” Now we have drama!

Scene 2 – Missy Martinez & Jenna Ashley

Meet Mama! Played by the absolutely gorgeous Latina Missy Martinez, Mama is the kingpin and brains of an illegal organization. It’s not quite clear what Mama and her gang are into, but I have a feeling it’s a little of everything. Her entertainment for the night, Jenna Ashley, is giving her a lap dance that quickly turns into a fuck fest. The kingpin mentality takes over during the sex to further enhance Martinez’s character and Jenna Ashley is so fucking hot that I caught myself just staring at her. I found the tattoo on her waist absolutely intoxicating and her natural tits are perfect! Both ladies live up to their reputations. The cunnilingus in this scene is my favorite throughout the flick. Attention to detail when you’re down there is key, and it’s obvious they know what they’re doing. When all is said and done, Mama’s girlfriend Carmen (told you…DRAMA) walks in. This clearly isn’t the first time she’s caught her boss lady messing around, but business still comes first and word on the street is that Officer Cade’s new rookie partner just took Elena downtown despite the previous arrangement with the gang of lesbian criminals. The plot thickens…

Scene 3 – Jessica Ryan & Vanessa Veracruz

Carmen, played by the ever so sexy Vanessa Veracruz, is instructed by her unfaithful girlfriend Mama to bring Ryan to their “headquarters” which is fittingly Mama’s bedroom. There’s an epic montage before Carmen exists of Cade indulging in all her criminal glory while wearing her uniform. She’s counting dough stacks while motor boating two chicks, snorting coke off a babe’s naked ass…can it get any better!? Those 9 seconds is worth watching all by itself, which I did while cracking up about 4 times.

Snap back to reality, it’s time for Carmen to put a plan in motion. She finds the down and out tipsy Officer Ryan hanging out at a cop bar and works her charm. There have been countless nights where I’m chilling at the bar hoping a hot girl tries to pick me up, so watching Veracruz flirt and entice the young Ryan was a turn on itself. She listens to Ryan bitch and moan and offers the only reasonable solution…getting out of there and going back to Ryan’s place to fuck! Seems legit to me. Now, it’s important to remember the task at hand. Bring the new law enforcer to Mama. Carmen though, wants some revenge on the side for Mama’s little “entertainment” and she goes at Ryan full speed. This is another one where no toys are used and I love the decision. The curves in this scene had me pulling the emergency break a few times! Ryan and Veracruz have beautiful bodies complimented by two of the prettiest pussies I’ve ever seen. They know it too, flaunting their asses high in the air while eating each other out, and showing off their boobs! When Ryan rides Veracruz’s face until she cums…Dear Lord YES! I won’t even spoil it, that’s a must see! Carmen hasn’t forgotten why she’s there though, and after multiple orgasms she picks up a lamp and knocks the still naked rookie upside her head (Is it wrong that that was hot??). Little does she know, Cade has been listening over an accidentally picked up phone the entire time and realizes something is up.

Scene 4 – Lily Cade & Jess Gatsby

The moment we’ve all been waiting for is finally here! As advertised, Cade takes her “first (fake) dick!” When she shows up to rescue her rookie partner, she’s greeted by Mama and Carter, played by the incredibly cool Jess Gatsby (fun fact: Gatsby and Cade are dating in real life). Carter is the muscle behind the brains and it’s time to flex. Although Cade tried to stop Ryan from taking Elena down to central booking, Mama feels that she still has to pay and what better way to pay than to be on the receiving end of what she usually dishes out. Appearing a little hesitant at first, Cade goes HAM on Carter’s strap-on after Mama exits. This may be her first time on camera, but that girl has skills! I think you actually hear more moaning coming from Gatsby while Cade rides her than you do from Cade herself, and the energy she brings to the scene sets it apart from the rest. It’s fair to say she knew people would be looking at this performance specifically and she definitely let us see a different side of her. The arc in her back drove me crazy the entire scene btw! She owns the “taking it” role, but midway through the action Officer Cade the mastermind is back in effect. She sees getting fucked as the perfect opportunity to sway Carter to her team and as a woman who has frequently agreed to things during sex, I call this genius! She ultimately gets the allegiance she wants, and a mouth full of pussy to top it off. Up until this point, Gatsby has played the tough guy role perfectly, so I was naively surprised at how much of her “girly” side we got to see. It’s tough to hide in such a seductively vulnerable situation like sex anyway, but when Cade straps up and turns the table on Gatsby *fireworks*. What ensues is amazing carpet munching and orgasm after orgasm. If this is what it’s like on camera, I’d kill to be a fly on the wall in their bedroom!

Scene 5 – Lily Cade, Jessica Ryan & Missy Martinez

With Carter on team “right side of the law,” Cade comes up with a plan to get Ryan out of this mess (she happens to be butt ass naked tied to the bed) and get back at Mama all at the same time. Held at gunpoint, the two officers persuade the kingpin that prison is no good and suggest that they could be bribed into letting her go with a warning. She already knows what they want but now being the underdog puts her in unfamiliar territory. She does still have enough wits about her to make a claim for her young runner Elena prompting my 2nd favorite quote. Ryan promises to “do whatever it takes to get her off” (get it) and gets a congratulatory smack on the ass from her superior. The threesome that follows is a great close out scene! You have Cade setting the tone, Ryan’s curvy body, and Martinez’s beautiful big tits. You’ll never hear me complain about that line up. Ryan face sits as Cade drives the fallen boss lady crazy with her fingers, until juices flow everywhere. Equality is central in threesomes and no one gets left out of this one. I found myself pleasantly bombarded with positions and tag-teams but never struggled to keep up. All three sexy ladies are more than comfortable with each other and their characters so you almost forget they’re still acting. Getting lost in the action is a sign that something was done right on set and by the end I was completely submerged. The constant giggling and banter was hot, and rookie cop Ryan finally getting her taste of Officer Cade’s pussy and fingering her to an orgasms was priceless. The entire scene is wild, raw and definitely a panties dropper.

I absolutely love this movie! The plot and sex are perfectly in sync and the acting was exactly what you should expect and get in a porno. Not Oscar worthy, but more than enough to keep you entertained outside of the sex while enhancing the actual sex scenes also. I bet the set was a blast too. It seems like everyone was beyond comfortable and the rest just flowed like water. Even if plot oriented porn isn’t your thing, you’ll have a variety of choices when deciding what to get off to.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Crash Pad Series Episode 64: Chocolate Chip, Sadie Lune, and Surgeon

Box Cover for Crash Pad Episode 64Crash Pad Series Episode 64: Chocolate Chip, Sadie Lune, and Surgeon was my first Crash Pad experience, and it definitely lived up to the hype. From the beginning it’s easy to tell that Sadie Lune is in control of the scene and the performers. By the 2 minute mark Chocolate Chip is framed as the newbie, and Surgeon Scofflaw as Sadie’s right hand woman. Before the clothes even started to come off, I fell in love with Sadie’s bossy authority and the playful awkwardness she intentionally threw into the mix, first by instructing each girl to kiss her separately, then by telling Chip to take off her clothes while Surgeon sits on her lap and they both watch Chip. Sadie makes Chip confront the camera and her nervousness immediately (which she later admits to). For me, this helped drill her character into my head. Chip is already super sexy, and now you get a shy but more than willing girl inserted into the fantasy. What could be better than that!?

Oh, let me tell you…Sadie, as previously stated, is completely in control and in semi-dominatrix mode as she commands Surgeon to tease Chip. Surgeon is extremely hot and, apparently, an expert in the art of titty sucking. Not every woman out there knows what to do with a nipple in her mouth, but from Chip’s facial expression it’s safe to say Surgeon has it down! Per Sadie’s instructions, she continues her tease, this time with her hair, letting it brush lightly with a tickling effect up and down Chip’s body. I’ve never seen or had this done intentionally, but on a girl’s way down I can imagine the sensation one might feel. Add to it the controlled situation she finds herself in and this must be heavenly for our newbie. This, mixed with the environment, had me on the edge already! Thank the Goddesses of Lesbos Sadie isn’t as overwhelmed as me! She feels the heat rising, and changes course by putting Chip in the ass up position (thank you thank you thank you!) and having Surgeon go spanking 101 all over that beautiful, round butt. Neither I nor Chip was expecting this move, but both of us appreciated it. The newbie took it all in stride as was evident by her moans and the slight grin on her face once it was all said and done.

Sadie continues to throw Chip in the spotlight by asking her about her toe sucking experience and then demanding she slowly illustrate on Surgeon. At this point, Sadie has a vibrator running on constant full speed between her legs with both breasts exposed and you can tell she sees something in Chip she likes, because now she wants to see her “blowjob eyes.” Surgeon straps up and Chip’s 15 minutes of fame start. Usually this is the part I skip because I can never relate to the blowjob (maybe because I’ve never given one), but with Sadie guiding us I needed to see where this ended up and I am soooo happy I let it play out. The blowjob was cool, but Sadie really turned me on with her directions! She tells Chip to look at her and instantly I understood what she meant by “blowjob eyes.” Next she tells her to arch her back so her ass can be seen from the front, and again, there goes my top! I don’t know what it is, but Chip is fucking hot, man!

Round 3 is all about Surgeon making Chip cum, at Sadie’s command, of course. We finally have our first look at Chip’s fully naked body and all I can say is I hope she’s in more features! Her look is natural, her body is fit and her moans resonate with such authenticity that I almost blew it again! Surgeon is loving every moment of it too. She teases a little longer before eating Chip out. There’s a great shot of Chip’s hands gripping the bed post during this scene that slowly pans up to Sadie and her trusty vibrator watching with a pleasure filled grin on her face and she tells Chip to look her in the eyes the entire time. With Surgeon going to town I can just imagine how hard that task was, but Chip was up to it and the whole thing was pure porn magic!

It’s not over for our Chocolate Chip just yet. Surgeon plays with her clit while Chip sits between her legs, directly in front of Sadie. Talk about pleasantly awkward. Eventually Sadie hands her vibrator over and watches as Chip pleases herself while Surgeon fondles her nipples. The final orgasm from Chip is a buildup of everything she’s endured, and if Sadie was handing out grades there’s no way Chip finishes with anything less than an A. Sadie couldn’t care less about grades at this point though. She’s been playing with herself while handing out directions and now it’s time for her to get off. Both girls begin kissing all over her big pierced boobs and each other while Sadie holds her vibrator to her pussy, which I imagine is dripping wet by now. As Sadie begins to scream her orgasm (which we’ve all come to expect and love, or not, from her) the girls enhance the moment by sucking on her earlobes, licking her neck, and groping her tits. This is the first time I can say I was actually sad to see a porno flick end. I remembered rewind is actual thing and the panic calmed, but shit got real for a second there. This is definitely a fantasy to be revisited more than once!

I was a little confused by the constant presence of an internet voyeur whose hands and laptop they cut to at various points throughout the film, but the cuts are maybe 3 seconds in length and not once did it take away from the experience or the scene itself. It simply left me with a “huh?” and then a “oh yeah, you again” whenever she (I’m assuming because of hand size) entered the scene. Overall, I was beyond satisfied, like 3 times beyond, with my first Pink and White Productions Crash Pad experience and have already started a list of titles from them I want to watch next. Shine Louise Houston is a genius!

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: At Last

At Last lesbian porn movieThe story goes that Gina Devine and Eileen Sue have been waiting a long time to explore each other’s lady parts on camera. From the very beginning of the Lesbea film At Last, these two are staring at each other, smiling non-stop, and even brushing back strands of hair from each other’s faces. The chemistry is definitely there and the girls are beautiful, so getting through this one was easy breezy (besides the first minute of cheesy jewelry box music). The kissing is extremely hot! It’s obvious the girls are into each other and that helps passionate kisses come across on screen, but the kissing sounds are what really got me! After the music drops out you’re almost thrown into the room through the audio. It’s so clear and distinct that it adds to the fantasy. You can feel what they’re feeling through the sounds they make. I don’t know if that’s just good audio equipment or if I just leveled up my lesbo credibility by being incredibly turned on by any sounds coming from naked women’s mouths, but either way I hope it’s a trend that continues!

The actual sex takes it up a notch. Gina undresses Eileen and works her way down to the forbidden garden. Gina slowly eats her out in a teasing way, moving up and down her entire body before finally finishing the job with a sensual finger fuck. Eileen cums with Gina’s deep gaze on her the entire time, and I found it to be a major turn on! You can tell she’s locked in because she’s all about making Eileen cum and when it finally happens there’s a brief moment where you can tell by the look on her face that Gina’s panties just got a lot wetter (8:30)! That brings us to my favorite part of the movie…Eileen props Gina up between her legs and starts in with neck kisses and clit stimulation through her panties! Fellow lesbians, we all know this is a power position. You wrap her up in front of you, sometimes using your legs, so it’s not easy for her to close hers when the intensity level rises. What I love about this part is that Gina’s panties are still on, so there’s an underlying element of teasing going on. Gina is already wet and ready after having her way with Eileen and I think Eileen’s decision to make her wait for the real deal just a little longer was genius!

As a woman who usually pleases first and asks questions later I know this feeling all too well. It’s the perfect balance of wanting the wait to last a little longer, but needing that touch immediately! To see that pulled off (not to mention hear it being pulled off…horny shivers) placed me in a familiar fantasy spot and was the perfect push over orgasm cliff.

My lone complaint is the overly sensual tone. For two women who have been waiting a while for this moment, which is finally here, there doesn’t seem to be any urgency. It feels like the slow tempo with the eye gazing and hair brushing is a little over the top. Don’t get me wrong, it’s sexy as fuck and doesn’t necessarily take away from the experience, but it’s slightly forced and no doubt typical of what people think lesbian sex looks like. Personally, when I’m finally about to hit the sheets with a hot girl that I’ve wanted to get with for some time, the desire boils over and I can’t help but kiss a little harder or pull her panties down quickly with a little force. You can still take your time and make it lasts, but it would have been nice to see a little more of that long waiting effect in the scene.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lily Cade & Tina Horn

Lily Cade and Tina HornWhen it comes to lesbians watching lesbian porn we are known to be extremely picky. We want the authenticity and variety to perfectly blend with the fantasy. Everything from the look of the girls to the positions they explore and places where they have sex are critical. That’s why Good Dyke Porn’s 2011 movie Lily Cade & Tina Horn was an instant classic! The plot is universal, the girls are hot, and the sex is amazing! Bonus: THEY’RE IN THE KITCHEN!

Tina has chores on her mind and she’s determined to get her housework done without any distractions. In walks a horny Lily. She pushes up against Tina’s back (don’t you love walking up on your girl while she’s at the sink?) and promises to do the dishes if she can just get what she wants, and even after being shot down she has Tina’s top down and boobs exposed within the first 2 minutes. BAM! That’s getting to the point and it is much appreciated! The fantasy’s pace has been set and we’re ready to roll. The playful touching and “stops” that really mean “please don’t stop” are enough to make you explode. When Tina finally does give in she flips the script on Lily and takes control, sitting her up on the counter top and demanding all clothes be removed. The shift in dominance throughout this scene is incredibly hot and enhances the fantasy. You can tell the girls are simply being themselves and the authenticity oozes out.

Now for the good stuff…Lesbian sex is more than just 69ing and scissoring while staring at an ever-present camera. There’s a certain patience and attention to detail that makes it that much better, and Lily and Tina illustrate it beautifully. That’s the best part about actual lesbians performing in lesbian porn geared towards a lesbian audience. It’s authentic and you relate without trying. After Lily undresses and hops back on the counter, Tina goes straight for the clit and things heat up instantly. She plays with Lily’s hood piercing before fingering her to an orgasm all in less than 4 minutes. That’s right, get that first one out so we can start on the next! Being a minute woman is actually a good thing here (it’s almost unfair how lucky we are). With Tina now completely wet and ready for her first climax of the day, Lily flips her around and lets her fingers work their magic. Tina’s moans betray her a little here. It’s clear she’s in need of a little break, but is completely turned on and doesn’t want to stop. If that isn’t real life, you’re just not doing it right! They pull out a sex toy from the kitchen drawer (because who doesn’t keep one in there), and Tina is already on her second orgasm. It just keeps getting better from here.

The chemistry is undeniable as the two explore each other’s breasts, clits and asses (the amount of ass slapping is pleasantly surprising). The comfort level rises with each orgasm and the girls do an amazing job of displaying real lesbian sex with their variety of positions, clit stimulation, and of course, toy selection. The strap-on sex, while still extremely hot, was probably the most disappointing part. I think the intensity level is so high during their actual physical contact that the strap-on almost gets between them (haha) and in the way. It appears they agreed, because less than two minutes in Lily pulls out and goes back to making Tina scream with her magic fingers. The clit stimulation reaches an all time high as both ladies have two more orgasms before Lily is forced to finish the dishes.

Throughout this 30 minute masterpiece I couldn’t take my eyes off Tina and Lily’s gorgeous bodies! Not just because it’s porn, but because I’m always blown away to see women who resemble what I’m familiar with and know in my everyday life. Don’t get me wrong, the glamor is fun and adds to the fantasy, but something about being able to identify with what I’m watching is a major turn on! The thick curves, almost trimmed pussy, and lack of caked on make-up enhance the authentic feel. If there ever was a perfect lesbian sex scene this has got to be it!

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