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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Silver Star

For those of you that don’t know, like I didn’t until I watched the L-Word for the 5th time and picked up on it, a gold star lesbian is one who has never been with a man sexually. Enter the brilliant minds of Alyx Fox and Foxhouse Films! While standing around the kitchen table, our three ladies, Alyx, Chelsea Poe and Gaperiella Holl, are drinking wine and preparing for a night on the town. Of course sex becomes the main topic, and Poe reveals that she’s a gold star lesbian, saying she’s never even seen a penis before. I thought this was clever since … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Silver Star

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lesbian Fashionistas

I must admit, I pre-judged this one. The dyke inside me took one look at the box cover and decided nope, not for lesbians, not even a little. It’s glam and glossy with a model feel to it, and everything inside me was ready to bash it. I was wrong…dead wrong! It is all of those things, but that’s what enhances the plot and makes it great. Had I actually read the box cover I would have known that’s the point of this flick, but I didn’t, and trust me, I learned a lesson. Adam & Eve’s Lesbian Fashionistas is about … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lesbian Fashionistas

The Authentic Lesbian: Lesbians And Gay Porn

Ever since Lisa Cholodenko’s Sundance classic The Kids Are Alright hit the scene back in 2010, the topic of lesbians and gay porn has been a hot button. There have been countless discussions and opinions given as to why some lesbians prefer gay porn over straight or lesbian porn. That’s why I was slightly surprised when most of my co-workers, gay and straight, revealed that they’d never heard of the “phenomenon.” That conversation led me here, reviewing what’s out there and giving my authentic lesbian opinion about it all. For the record, I am one of the many lesbians who … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian: Lesbians And Gay Porn

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Fuck The Police

This week I found myself in the same position my colleague Judy Hologram found herself in a week and a half ago. I got assigned Lily Cade’s Fuck The Police! Judy girl, you were right. It took me FOREVER! To be fair, I saw this one come in, and my mind was already made up to watch it, so this is somewhat of a bonus for me. But the thin line between deadline and porno flick review is not always an easy one to walk, especially when one is as dedicated to their craft as myself! Fuck The Police is … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Fuck The Police

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Crash Pad Series Episode 64: Chocolate Chip, Sadie Lune, and Surgeon

Crash Pad Series Episode 64: Chocolate Chip, Sadie Lune, and Surgeon was my first Crash Pad experience, and it definitely lived up to the hype. From the beginning it’s easy to tell that Sadie Lune is in control of the scene and the performers. By the 2 minute mark Chocolate Chip is framed as the newbie, and Surgeon Scofflaw as Sadie’s right hand woman. Before the clothes even started to come off, I fell in love with Sadie’s bossy authority and the playful awkwardness she intentionally threw into the mix, first by instructing each girl to kiss her separately, then … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Crash Pad Series Episode 64: Chocolate Chip, Sadie Lune, and Surgeon

The Authentic Lesbian Review: At Last

The story goes that Gina Devine and Eileen Sue have been waiting a long time to explore each other’s lady parts on camera. From the very beginning of the Lesbea film At Last, these two are staring at each other, smiling non-stop, and even brushing back strands of hair from each other’s faces. The chemistry is definitely there and the girls are beautiful, so getting through this one was easy breezy (besides the first minute of cheesy jewelry box music). The kissing is extremely hot! It’s obvious the girls are into each other and that helps passionate kisses come across … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: At Last

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lily Cade & Tina Horn

When it comes to lesbians watching lesbian porn we are known to be extremely picky. We want the authenticity and variety to perfectly blend with the fantasy. Everything from the look of the girls to the positions they explore and places where they have sex are critical. That’s why Good Dyke Porn’s 2011 movie Lily Cade & Tina Horn was an instant classic! The plot is universal, the girls are hot, and the sex is amazing! Bonus: THEY’RE IN THE KITCHEN! Tina has chores on her mind and she’s determined to get her housework done without any distractions. In walks … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lily Cade & Tina Horn