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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Bed Party – Jack Hammer XL And Nikki Darling

Bed Party – Jack Hammer and Nikki Darling from Shine Louise Houston for Pink And White Productions is exactly what the doctor ordered. Right off the bat the viewer is greeted with fun and playful classical music to accompany the opening credits along with the voices of Jack Hammer XL and Nikki Darling responding to interview questions. The pair is asked to identify their sexual identity and already I’m in my zone. Nothing like a self-reflecting stimulating question to get this lesbian in the mood! Jack lands at pansexual while Nikki responds with fluid and queer, and then the next … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Bed Party – Jack Hammer XL And Nikki Darling

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Alice In Wonderland

Like many of society’s latest and greatest, there were multiple things about myself that I did not come to discover until late into my twenties. For example, I had no clue I too was susceptible to becoming star struck until Charlie Day was walking by the office, preparing to film a scene for It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. My best friend Elizabeth and I proceeded to stalk Danny DeVito’s trailer waiting for him (she’s obsessed). It was a no go, but we had a very interesting conversation with one of the security ladies and I got this cool ass picture! … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Alice In Wonderland

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Election Day Positions

With election day here I thought it would be a good idea to put together a list of positions fit for everything that is the 2016 Presidential Election for the good ole US of A. Be careful, it’s all fun and shit today, but you might pay for it tomorrow… The Squeeze I figured we’d start with all the undecided voters out there since there’s a record amount this year. Just like Ariana Marie up there, you’re being squeezed with lots of pressure mounting from all sides. There are derogatory recordings and countless emails to sift through, with everybody from … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Election Day Positions

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Why You Should Pay For Your Porn

When it comes to why you should pay for porn instead of watching free stuff on tube sites, most people already know the main arguments. The industry will die out if consumers don’t invest and support it, beloved performers will cease performing, you’re stealing and morally corrupting your soul… you know, the usual guilt-laced rhetoric. If you’re an honest and decent human being that will do the trick and you should be proud of yourself. Most of us aren’t honest and decent human beings however, and for those who fall into that category (my kindred), I have a list of … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Why You Should Pay For Your Porn

The Authentic Lesbian Review: The Marine

The Marine is the first movie HotMoviesforHer has gotten from director Steve Jones and Elite X Films, and it is a hell of a way to start a relationship. The story focuses on an ex-Marine, Chris, played by Chad White, who finds himself in the middle of a rather bizarre lust/potential love triangle with way more than your average complications. Jessica, played by Tasha Reign, is a freaky, fun, horny woman who you definitely want to share the bedroom with (more than once), but probably don’t take home to meet the family, while Sarah, Daisy Haze’s character, seems more reserved … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: The Marine

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Assless Chaps

Before last week I never bothered to check out a Mr. Skin flick. I wrote them off as being a waste of time and money for anyone not still stuck in their adolescence, getting boners from side boob action in a Hollywood flick. Besides Janet Jackson’s great titty escape (also known as Nipplegate) of Super Bowl XXXVIII, I never really got excited about naked celebrities. Sure, it was cool to finally see Halle Barry’s goods in Monster’s Ball, and I would have given my favorite pair of Jordans at the time to get a glimpse of J. Lo’s perfect naked … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Assless Chaps

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lefty

Lefty, a cool title from Sweetheart Video directed by and starring the always brilliant Dana Vespoli, is about Linda “Lefty” Lumaban, an undefeated boxer on top of the world after a really rough childhood. The story goes that Lefty was discovered by a cop named Sullivan while beating an assailant trying to attack her after her mother abandoned her on the streets of L.A. at 14 years old. I know, heavy shit for a porno, right? Turns out Sully found a natural fighter when he stumbled on the scene to help a helpless teen and the pair became thicker than … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Lefty

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Cops Gone Wild

Fan favorite Lily Cade is back in action as Officer Cade in a HotMoviesforHer exclusive and it is glorious! L.A.’s most corrupt law enforcer is in full effect and taking no days off, vowing to keep the streets we hold so dear to our hearts safe from crime with her legendary chase downs, house calls, and of course my personal favorite, the cavity searches! There’s nothing like spending a day with OC, and from the very beginning you’ll be entertained by everything from her going on and on about paper work and how she doesn’t lose it, to the FBI … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Cops Gone Wild

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Real Fucking Girls

Before watching Mona Wales’ Real Fucking Girls I didn’t know much about Grooby Productions besides the fact that they specialize in movies featuring transsexual performers, but this title definitely inspired further research. Every single star is hot as fuck, the production quality is great, the soundtrack made me feel like I was watching Chicago (and I mean that with nothing but respect), and the sex was really entertaining. To put icing on the cake (the good stuff too, not that pre-made crap) each scene has its own story line and everyone knows how much I love a good plot or … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Real Fucking Girls

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Nikki Hearts’ Lezzz Be Roommates

Nikki Hearts’ Lezzz Be Roommates is the latest from Nikki Hearts and Filly Films, and it’s a good one! All the girls are incredibly hot (I love chicks with tattoos!) and the plot will definitely keep you entertained. The opening credits are accompanied by a song that reminds me of something Dru Hill or Jagged Edge would have put out in the early 2000s, and while that’s not something you usually run across, it seemed fitting. Plus, there are these two BFFs, one constantly drinking from a Jack Daniels bottle, and the other preferring her early morning alcohol in a … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Nikki Hearts’ Lezzz Be Roommates