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Aural Sex With Amie

I might be a bit of a stuttering Stanley when it comes to public speaking but get me in front of a hot broad open to receiving some dirty-flavoured talk and my mouth will carve out smutty sentences that would make a sailor blush (and get a boner).

In my opinion, there is an underwhelming appreciation for dirty talk and strength it can have during sex. People seem to think dirty talk is synonymous with phone sex and then you can’t help but get images of those terribly crass phone sex ads in the back of magazines. Or that scene in American Pie.

I don’t know about you but jackhammer away at me for hours but penetrate my ears with some sex of the aural variety and I’ll be a quivering hot mess in 5 minutes flat.

I’ve had a lot of people tell me their problem is that they just don’t know where to start. They say they feel stupid and awkward because they don’t know what to say. Talking smutty is an art that comes more naturally to some but it can be learned!

Let me present to you… AMIE’S 101 TO GETTING YOUR GIRL SCOUT BADGE IN AURAL SEX.

Tip 1 – Knowing Who You’re Talking To

Unless you’ve shacked up with a complete stranger, the reality is that you’re bound to have a slight idea of what turns your target on. Use these as your clues for what direction to take your dirty talk. What gets them hard? What makes them wet? Are they submissive? Are they into threesomes? Clowns? Once you’ve figured that out, you’re ready for tip 2.

Tip 2 – Knowing What to Say

It’s all well and good knowing knowing what your partner is into but if you can’t translate that into panty-melting lyrical material, then it’s points. So where do you begin? Most porn will have you believe that men in porn usually only say, “You like that? You like my big hard cock in that tight little pussy?” and that all women respond with, “Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Fuck my tight little pussy!”. YAWN. Put a little creativity into it and don’t rely on the poor scripting of bad porn! Pull your partner in close and whisper to them what you thought about when you last jerked off. Or vocalise a possible sexy scenario of a fantasy they’ve told you about while you’re in the shower together.

Tip 3 – Ask Questions!

If you’re unsure what you’re saying is hitting the b-spot (the brain), throw in a few casual questions for your own reassurance. “Does that turn you on?”, “How would you feel if…?”, etc. Having your partner affirm that you’re on the right track will give you more confidence to continue. Plus, sometimes it’s a great way to get clues from your partner as to where to talk the story next. They might surprise you by telling you about a fantasy you didn’t know they had.

Tip 4 – Simultaneous Stimulation

No matter how much of a Cassanova you are with your mouth, the likelihood of your partner getting off from your dirty talk alone is pretty slim (although it has once happened to me). Incorporate dirty talk in with sex and you’ve got a winning combination. Build up to the climax of the story at the same time as you build your partner up to an orgasm. Plus, playing with your partner while talking will give you visual cues of how they are responding to your dirty talk. Use your hands and body to listen for every clench, gasp, grasp and moan. If you’re telling a story and you’ve got a cold, dead fish lying next to you, maybe try another approach!

Tip 5 – It’s Called Talking Dirty for a Reason

Don’t be scared to use dirty words for your dirty talk. Cunt. Pussy. Arse. Cock. Fuck. Slam. Fist. Wet. “I want to push my fist deep inside your cunt and have you cum in my mouth”. You know what to do!

For a pretty sweet dirty talking vid, check out Jackie Strano’s “Talk to Me Baby: A Lover’s Guide to Dirty Talk & Role Play”.

Sinn Sage Loves Girls – Sweetheart Video

Sinn Sage is the first person I have ever seen who fucks like I would like to think I fuck.

I have watched many a porno in my day and constantly find myself whinging that I can’t seem to find a pornstar or porn in general that represents the essence of what I love about fucking and how I like to fuck.

Until I discovered Sinn Sage.

Produced by Sweetheart Videos and directed by Nica Noelle, Sinn Sage Loves Girls is a great film and not just because it stars Sinn Sage (and her glorious ass) in every scene.

The film is broken up into 4 scenes, with footage of Sinn reflecting on each fuck spliced in between.

I really like Nica’s style of directing. In this film particularly, she manages to focus on the vibe and the general action of the fucking, more than the actual dull in-out-in-out. Thank you for not showing me extreme closeups of dildos being seesawed into orifices every 15 seconds! Thank you for showing me the reactions of the women’s faces while they’re fucking and being fucked. Thanks for showing me the little things that are actually big turn ons – the women grasping for something to grab onto while they’re being ridden like Seabiscuit, hands being held, lips being bitten in pleasure, ‘fuck me’ eye contact, deep kissing and so on. Thank you for purposefully emphasising the things that gonzo porn doesn’t give a shit about. Thanks for making a porno, Nica, that is clearly about the female gaze but doesn’t rely on Day of Our Lives music and too much fauxmance (fake romance). And also Nica, thanks for involving Sinn in the creative process and letting her fuck people she’s actually got sexual connections with.

Right. Let’s summarise the scenes.

In Scene 1, Lily LaBeau is staying with Sinn because she’s having issues with her boyfriend. Sinn is pissed about the Lily’s mess and her lack of motivation to pick up after her self. Lily says she’ll ‘clean it up tomorrow’ and goes to have a shower. Sinn grabs her strap on and follows her in for a little erotic discipline. Lily’s got the skinny, cute blonde porn-girl-next-door thing down pat, which isn’t my type (at all) but knowing that her and Sinn have a little off camera thing going on, had my eyes glued to the screen. Watching Lilly’s mascara run in the shower as Sinn chokes her and fucks her with a strap on registered a 10 on the hot-ometre The scene ends with Sinn exiting the shower and saying to a shaking, fuck-drunk, orgasmed-out Lilly, “Don’t use all the hot water”. Well played, Sinn. Well played.

Before Scene 2 starts, Sinn talks about how surprised she was at the sexual chemistry that her and Shyla Jennings had. “I’m always the one on top and the one that initiates tribbing and don’t get me wrong, I love that role. But she just kind of climbed on top of me!”. In this scene, Sinn’s just broken up with her long term girlfriend and her friend Shyla admits that she’s been ‘extremely curious’ and that her boyfriend doesn’t do it for her anymore. The premise of the scene is as cliched as it gets but as a queer woman, the scene is pretty true to real life! Shyla is very porny, if you know what I mean – from the way she looks to the way she angles her legs for fucking. Sure, there’s definitely chemistry between her and Sinn but I think the pair were a bit mismatched.

Scene 3 stars Annie Cruz alongside Sinn. Sinn talks about how she started stripping when she was 19 and that she loved the sexual chemistry she could conjure up with strangers without there being any physical touching. “If I can get them to engage, it’s exciting. It amps me up”. She talked about how once her stripper friend and her were bored so gave each other dances, which ended up in sex. It’s nice to hear her talk about how stripping made her realise how powerful being a woman is and taught her how to embrace that power. This scene pretty much follows Sinn’s memory of lapdancing a friend before it ending in sex but this time, it’s with the new girl at the club. The fact that Annie reminds Sinn of a girl she used to dance with is a nice touch.

Scene 4 was probably the weakest scene in the movie. Raylene and Sinn make a smoking duo and hearing them both talk about how bangable they find each other was hot but the scene was just too fauxmance for me. The sex is hot and passionate but I kept getting cuntblocked by the candles and soft lighting.

All in all Sinn Sage Loves Girls is a HOT ride. I am dying to see Sinn Sage fuck girls who are a bit more gay though. Sure, it’s nice seeing her fuck these pretty, small porno nymphette’s but letting her go to town a queer femme or a hard butch or a trans man or be allowed to fist someone or letting Courtney Trouble film her … oh my lord.

Watch Sinn Sages Loves Girls now!

Happy Easter Fucking!

Incase you didn’t know, Easter porn is totally a thing. Yep. To be honest though, it’s pretty much just pornstars in bunny ears, fucking like out of control rabbits. But hey, I’d rather see that than fucking that literally themed itself around celebrating the resurrection of Christ. Imagine it. Go on. Jizzus Christ. Res-erection. Hmm.

Anyway, behold! Three Easter-themed pornos to make your Easter weekend just that little bit filthier! Hop to it!

Easily my top pick for a little Easter weekend masturbation has to go to scene one of Anal Acrobats. The scene features butt magician Dana DeArmond, hardcore hottie Sasha Grey and is directed by the god of capturing circus-style anal sex on film – Jay Sin. I have been gagging to see this film ever since I saw a teaser of it in a magazine once and guess what? It’s even better than I expected. The scene begins like any good Easter porno should – with babes dressed like bunnies. Dana and Sasha hop around and dry hump each other, while sniffing each others butts. Pretty soon they start going at it like rabbits, with Dana pulling Sasha’s thong to the side and rimming her, before filling her butt up with balls that match the colour of her lingerie. In true Jay Sin style, there is a buttload of ass to mouth in this scene, including a particularly hot moment involving Dana choking on Sasha’s post-ass balls, after Sasha holds Dana’s nose closed shut. All in all, Anal Acrobats delivers a very hot, ass-centric scene. Watch Anal Acrobats here.

 

 

Easter Bunny 2 stars Lori Anderson, who looks deliciously cute and Easter-y in a thong, ruffly skirt and fluffy bunny ears. Lori gives us a ‘sweet treat’, as she calls it and undresses while playing with her pussy and talking dirty to the camera. “You getting that cock nice and hard” My 7” Tantus silicone cock is always hard for you, Lori. Our Easter bunny spreads her legs and plays ‘hide the Easter egg’ with herself, emptying the basket beside her and filling up the one between her legs. Easter Bunny 2 is definitely a quality over quantity, with the scene only running for about 8 minutes. But, if you like your bunnies of the Lori-variety, aka, cute as hell but with a mouth that could make a sailor blush, then this scene is for you! Watch Easter Bunny 2 here.

 

 

 

 

Easter Bunny Teenies 1 contains 3 scenes, only one of which is Easter themed. It features brunette cutie Michelle Lynn who clearly loves Easter as much as she loves making porno. The scene starts with her looking ridiculously cute in bunny ears and doing a little Easter egg arts and crafts construction at the kitchen table. Easter clearly gets her frisky as she removes her panties at lightning speed and begins to play with herself, teasing the camera man who makes it no secret that he wants to play with her. It was pretty hot watching Michelle play with herself and make the camera man fetch her Hitachi for her, without letting him join in. Easter Bunny Teenies 1 is cute, cheeky and very amateur but it’s a great ride. Watch Easter Bunny Teenies 1 here.

I’ve run out of time, but honourable mentions of other Easter pornos go to Human Easter Basket and Platinum Bunny Contest!

Enjoy!

Porn Gave Me Butt Pride

I am not a size 2 or 4. Hell, I don’t even think all the Crisco in the world could slide my right ankle into either size. I’m of an average size on top but situated below my waist and at the top of my thighs sits my big, fat, gloriously impressive ASS.

It’s only been in the last 4-5 years that I have truly come to learn that my butt is not a burden, rather it’s a sexual goldmine and it’s all MINE.

Having a big ass and hating it is pretty expected with the amount of crappy body-hating messages that the media sends us about how we should slenderise our asses. Trying to ‘help’ us de-ass our asses so we won’t have to despair being a pear! Pfft. Bitch, please. For the record, I think we start using the term ‘ukulele shaped’ instead of ‘pear’. Much more hip…

These days however, I LOVE my ass. I think it’s great! I want to write songs about it! I want to climb to the peak of Pride Rock and stick it out proudly while the animals of The Pride Lands pay homage to it!

There have been two defining moments in my life that have drastically changed my attitude about my ass for the better. And no, believe it or not, the first wasn’t when my boyfriend at aged 16 told me he loved my ‘child bearing hips’. The first was when I was working at a circus and a drunk clown cried and told me I had the ‘ass of his dreams’ and the other was when I started to watch porn and realised women who had butts like me were the stars of a whole niche of masturbatory material. Needless to say, the second moment held much more credibility than the emotional, perverted clown.

I will forever credit porn with giving me more body confidence than any of those silly (anti) women’s mags. Anyone who tells you that porn industry revolves around skinny, blonde, big faked boobied sexy robot sluts have NEVER seen more than 5 minutes of porn in their lives. If any at all.

Watching women of diverse body types but all with the common theme of a rumpalicious behind, such as Brianna Love, Gianna Michaels and Kelly Divine has been brilliant for both my body and sexual confidence. Watching the movies that John Stagliano (Buttman) directs, that revolve around worshipping and focussing on big butts has only made my short shorts get shorter.

It should be mentioned that I do like how unlike ‘BBW’ porn, big butt porn doesn’t tend to make fun of a woman’s weight and there isn’t that underlying punishment sex aspect that I seem to find with some porn that centres around zaftig women. It is just usually a celebrated sexualisation of a big ole butt.

So, dust of your shortest short shorts and get your thighs on full display because you have been born with a beautiful butt (and thighs and hips!) that need to be seen. And next time someone tells you that porn is bad for women’s confidence, ask them how many pornos they’ve actually seen.

For quality ass-half-full masturbatory material that I can personally vouch for, check out Big Wet Asses 15 (starring my big butted porn crush Gianna Michaels).