In honor of the most memorable star bio I've ever had the pleasure of reading:
What is it about FrzKey?
She's a blogger, a writer, a risk taker and a lover.
Of course it's a great mind. The girl has a killer set of frontal lobes and brain stem. Many would be quick to mention that "vivid imagination."
Or Maybe it's that "far away" gaze, that vacant "I've gone someplace more interesting in my head" stare.
And, it's important to some that she is – how to put this delicately? – “well equipped” with an impressive vocabulary.
But what do most people notice first… and many remember later? It's that ol' Philly girl 'tude, mixed uniquely with that unmistakable country girl curiosity.
So Dinah Shore is over and I’ve got my girls back – yay! I’m sure the ladies had an awesome time shaking hands with the biggest names in queer porn, giving out goodies and indulging in all the awesome. Now it’s my turn to welcome them back with a very special frisky Top Five Tuesday!
Kayden’s Frisky Business (Disc 1): is an adult take on the Tom Cruise classic film and features a topless Kayden, during the infamous sock dancing scene. Nominated for not one but two AVN awards in the categories of Best Couples Sex Scene as well as Best Non Sex Performance, this movie is a two disc set featuring 11 sizzling sex scenes all total.
Frisky, Wet & All Alone: Every now and again I’m fascinated by squirting orgasms and the girls that manage to reach those heights, so of course I’m including “Frisky, Wet & All Alone” in the five. Shot with a gonzo style these ladies are not actually alone as they use fingers and toys to bring themselves to the edge in six scenes and nearly an hour and a half of wet masturbatory fun.
Frisky She-Males: Variety is the spice of my life and there’s nothing more varied than trans porn. This four hour epic actually features 24 scenes compiled from various classic movies over the years. I had no idea there were that many trans performers in the 80′s, learn something new every day.
Frisky Twinks: I love me some twinks so no list of mine could possibly be complete without at least one title featuring them! This movie is full length at an hour and thirty minutes but only features four scenes, which means you’re sure to get treated to extra long fucking good time.
3-Way Fantasy: Frisky Cream And Chocolate Kittens Ride A Daddy Bear: Last but never least we’ve got some amateur three-way action that totally embodies the frisky spirit of variety with its interracial “Daddy Bear” action, in this awesome film that’s over an hour long and featuring six scenes of fantasy frisky sex.!
It’s been a long while since I’ve dipped into our store of classic awesome and checked out some of the older titles. One look at the description of “Little Girls Blue” and I knew I’d have to check out the film that promised witty banter as well as hardcore sex scenes, even if the title kind of made me want to vomit in my mouth a little.
The whole thing starts out with a close-up on an unnamed cock sprouting like some illicit mushroom randomly moist and dancing. A woman with too much makeup comes on screen and stares at it curiously for several minutes before giving head (imagining she’s giving head) with all the awkward movements of a 3D animated model. She wears a little red ribbon and has dark curls and I’m sure that her resemblance to Snow White is intentional; meanwhile mushroom cock is all we ever see of her partner. As I watch I wonder if I’m seeing the first Gonzo scene and liking it about as much as I usually like Gonzo but as the film goes on we get the sense the Snow White aka Misty is a particularly horny girl who fantasizes constantly about sucking cock especially the cock of her teacher in particular.
Sometimes I’m just in the mood for a little spanking. I was going to go with some nice all male bondage but then I realized Christine Justice’s special blend of discipline would hit the spot much better than pretty knots, so I bring you “Justice For One.”
I’ve looked into Christine’s work before and she struck me immediately as a master of the spanking craft. It is an absolute pleasure to watch the woman subdue the man she caught peeping through her blinds with her famous headlock and arm twist. When she gets to the ear pull and the pants come down for some barehanded spanking, you know you’re in for a good spanking show. Still with an ass that’s turned a nice shade of red ‘Tom’ eggs her on and soon Justice is grabbing her favorite wooden paddle. That definitely subdues him a good deal more quickly.
I know I know, usually I’d be doing a hentai review but it’s a kind of lesbian week here thanks to Dinah Shore. And though I think there’s a couple of hentai’s in our archives that have girl on girl action as a focus, they’re still about as far away from the concept of good lesbian porn as something like ‘Max Hardcore’s Lesbian Cheerleader Fisting Gangbang’ would be (if it existed, to my knowledge and infinite pleasure it doesn’t but I’m sure now that I’ve thought of it rule 34 must come into immediate effect.). The hentai shall have its day eventually, of course, but for today I’m being tempted by buxom redheads and Triangle Films “Intimate Invitation #11.”
First off I have to give Triangle Films major props for making sure that their spoken dialogue was recorded clearly. A major point that’s often over looked when dealing with feature porn, but if you can’t hear the clothes on dialogue the plot instantly becomes useless. The lighting is a little, blurry bright, in some scenes and angles, making it hard to see the performers as clearly as one might want but also making sure that both performers look damned good, if a little blurry.
I know I’ve been quiet and sadly it hasn’t been because someone swept into my life and swept me off my feet. The opposite in fact, I’ve kind of been cowering under my bed. You see I read a lot of dating advice (because I’m curious and clueless in almost equal measure) I’ve looked into those aimed at women, written by both sexes and some aimed at men written mostly by men. For the most part they all fill me with a combination of despair and disgust and after a prospective date read my online dating posts and said it sounded like I don’t like men I came to a horrible conclusion.
No I’m not going to stop dating, on or offline I’m still very committed to finding love (and I’ll take a couple dozen hot bed partners along the way if you please). Nope, my shocking conclusion is pretty simple – for all intents and dating purposes, I – am a man. I’m not questioning my gender or my orientation but according to just about every bit of ‘knowledgeable’ advice out there, I date like a man. I know, just accept it it’s clear for all the world to see in my posts that I’m aggressive, sex driven, shallow and hard as hell to pin to a commitment.
It’s been a long while since I’ve indulged in a little Sweet Sinner but it’s time to take another look at my favorite straight studio. The latest title to temp me is “Alone With The Enemy” and the plot sounds like an amalgam of every romance novel I read with feverish intensity in my teens. Here’s to hoping that Nica Noelle can make those fantasies into an even sweeter reality.
I know I’m terrible but I didn’t notice till I was clicking the link that “Alone With The Enemy” was encoded in our new “mega” speed. Damn – that is so much better! So crisp and clear I had to supersize my window for a minute and enjoy the view. Sadly this new awesomeness either doesn’t extend to the volume or Sweet Sinner is again skimping on it for the dialogue. As usual the sex comes through loud and eardrum deafeningly clear so I’m guessing its Sweet Sinner’s thing again. I really wish they’d fix that – what’s the point of having a plot worth watching if I can’t hear it?
Lookie what I found – Asian lesbian femdom and bondage! That’s a pretty rare combo in my experience though, with us getting more and more Asian films, in it had to happen sometime and I must admit an entire studio called Asian SM was kind of stacking the deck. Still I’m super excited to be checking out “Snake Bondage for Lesbian SM” not just because I’m wondering where the snakes come into the title.
Ooo, I really like the opening shot of this one. Creative use of light and shadow give the Dommes a heavenly glow while their slave kneels in shadow before them. The three Dommes all have varying tattoos that are in and of themselves feasts for the eyes. Seriously lovely artwork. The sub is dressed in an innocent and adorable white while the Dommes are mostly in various revealing black outfits that help show off their tattoos.
We all have our weaknesses – mine is Lukas Ridgeston – and he’s back in this sequel to his epic quest for love and faithfulness “Lukas In Love Part 2.” At the end of Part 1 I was pretty sure that everything had been wrapped up with a neat little bow but apparently there’s enough trouble in paradise that a Part 2 was needed.
You see, Lukas likes monogamy and apparently the hottie he hooked up with at the end of Part 1 isn’t so big on that concept. So Lukas is broken hearted and single again, while still on location in Africa with all those super hot and willing Bel Ami stars. I’d say problem solved, but since Lukas wants the monogamy thing and most of the guys are in the middle of a porn short – the pickings might be far thinner than meets the eye.
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. I don’t know about you ladies but I can definitely use a little extra push to get through the rest of my Wednesday! Up above we’ve got the first episode of I Hit It With An Axe, a new reality TV series featuring porn starlets like Satine Phoenix playing D&D. Satine also gave io9 an extensive interview on the premise and her gaming style.
I declare the rest of today as outrageous products day, some are real some are fake can you spot the difference?
Mood lipstick – when you don’t want to be too subtle about how horny you are.
Xbiz tells us the winners of Lover’s Choice’s Most Romantic Shop Contest, you can check out the online retail winner here.
Why should men with tiny tiny penises change for their women? Vagifit is for the men to give women to shrink their vaginas so the men can feel more adequate for their lovers.
Having trouble getting men, and some women, to look you in the eye? Well, use the secret weapon of French women: Forehead Tittaes.
Ok this one isn’t a product but it is too awesome not to mention: Japan has a Vagina and Penis festivals and there are pics of these awesome festivals in action.
I’ll admit, when I first looked at “Panty Flash Teacher” I wasn’t sure that I wanted to review it today. After all what’s so special about another blackmail teacher type of plot but it eventually won my curiosity, with pictures of a student’s flaming head, potential futanari and simply by looking slightly better drawn than all the rest in its preview images.
The story starts out with the new teacher, Machiko Natsukawa, headed to work on the train where a few students are causing a ruckus so she goes to try and discipline them. The students decide to humiliate the teacher by pantsing her rather than listening and she ends up punching one of the two to get them off of her. Of course it turns out to be Machiko’s good luck that these same students end up in her class; they immediately start out by humiliating and manhandling her in front of the entire class.
Still not a fan of Michael himself, but his work is top notch. His taste in men is flawless and his scene’s (not the one’s he’s actually in ‘cause, yeah not a fan) are hot.
Sweet Sinner, because real orgasms are hot stuff.
VCX has some truly entertaining plotted features and classic content.
The studio that discovered David Taylor and shoots straight men the way I’ve always wanted to see them shot. What’s not to love?
Really interesting and hardcore fetish content. Beautifully shot a feast for the senses.
