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Yay Condoms!

In another (puts on booming significant sound effect) Great Moment In Condom History, according to AVN the FDA has approved a new type of female condom. Called the FC2 this new condom is made with nitrile instead of the previous FC’s polyurethane. There are two benefits to the material switch:

  1. Nitrile is 30% cheaper than polyurethane, so there will be a marked drop in price from the previous $2.80-4.00 per female condom.
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FrzKey’s Adventures in Online Dating 8 – The Pay Or Not Pay Debate

So there’s a great debate about who pays for the first date. Some say a guy should absolutely always under all circumstances definitely do it. Some say that whoever asked the other out should pay. Some say that the bill should be split “Dutch” style, while still others say that if the girl is paying her share it’s an indication that she wants out of there.… More

Marge Simpson – Playboy Centerfold

It all started with a disturbing tweet from Hugh Hefner and has quickly spiraled to a full ‘cover’ shot on trashy celebrity gossip site TMZ.

Is Marge really going full Monty in the next issue of Playboy magazine? Quite possibly, yes. Is this a good thing? I have absolutely no idea, but I do know one thing for certain, nude images of your favorite cartoon stars are nothing new (remember yaoi) it’s just new that they’re being officially sanctioned by their actual creators.… More

Binde Mich An Den Baum!

Studio: Horny Heaven Category: Japanese Bondage

I couldn’t help but think when I woke up this morning to streaming sunlight and unseasonable warmth, that there’d be few days left to enjoy the great outdoors before the chill winds start blowing. So I thought I’d commemorate the fading summer days with a little outdoor bondage in “Binde Mich An Den Baum!”

Everything starts out with a man leading his “dog” on a leash around his truly impressive grounds.… More

Porn Of The Dead

Yay its Halloween! Ok – not quite yet it isn’t, but it is October and as I’m a girl who loves absolutely everything that goes with the month of October, from the chill in the air down to that extra special scare. I thought I’d kick this month’s reviews off with a subject near and dear to everyone’s heart this year – zombies!… More

Da Vinci Load

Studio: PZP Productions Category: Spoofs

Normally I rant and rail and feel greatly disappointed by porno spoofs of – just about anything really – but today I’ve picked a porn, based on a movie I’ve never intended to watch based on a book I never intend to read. Basically, I’m hoping that “The Da Vinci Load” is the perfect storm combination to allow me to fully enjoy the rash of porny, spoofy, goodness that’s going around lately.… More

FrzKey’s Adventures in Online Dating 7 – Makin A List, Checkin It Twice

Courtesy of Devil’s Panties – Go Read

It’s pretty important to figure out what you actually want to find in the ideal match. Why? Because the second you jump onto an online dating site you’ll be bombarded with thousands of options and some of them might be compelling, in the most shallow distracting time wasting way possible.… More

Rogue Adventures 18

Yay – it’s Friday and I’m feeling a more like my namesake than ever! So for today’s review I pulled one of my favorite as yet untapped porny indulgences off the shelf. You see, I’m a devotee of the lovely and incomparable Vanity, unfortunately this little minx hasn’t found her way into any features with plots as of yet so I’m forced to get my fill of her in wall to wall fuck fests which I usually abhor, but she’s so cute I can’t help myself every now and again!… More