Yeah, I know you know I love breasts. But this time I’m doing something super surprising and doing a little happy dance for a – dance, performed by the staff and in a few cases even the patients, of Providence St. Vincent Medical Center, in Portland Oregon. The staff wanted to do something special and unique to promote breast cancer awareness and it totally worked!… More
I’ve been a sick little perv lately, of the far too literal sort, so as a welcome back to the many joys and wonders of porn reviewing I thought I’d dip into one of my favorite fetishes with “Glamour Smoke.” I have no idea why a hot woman slowly smoking a cigarette is the very definition of sultry but I’m so glad I can unwind with these smoking honies today!… More
So I’ve been dying to see this incredibly cheesy, hopefully ultra-good movie since I saw a preview for it at the end of another classic film. Now I’m finally ready for the love that only a super sexed alien from outer space can bring to the otherwise doomed human race!… More
It’s Monday and there’s one thing that always makes me smile at the beginning of my work week – Boobies! Yay for breasts! And this particular pare of brassiered lovelies talks! Though I don’t know what they’re whining about they still totally outshine that models ass, which is flat as a board in my own, bootylicious opinion.… More
Public Service Poster via Rogue Valley IMC
I’m going to take a break from my usual frustrations trying to find a mate in the male half of the species in order to take a closer look at attempting to be safe when finding dates online. In a lot of ways dating online is no more risky or less so than dating in real life, the person you met in the bar the other night can be every bit as sketchy as the one you met online.… More
Everyone remembers Suzanne Somers as the original bouncy blonde bombshell from the classic 70′s sitcom, “Three’s Company.” What people probably don’t know about the talented Suzanne is that she tried her hand at poetry as well as acting and more recently, infomercials. Luckily for us Kristen Wiig of “Saturday Night Live” found a copy of Suzanne’s work and gave a poetry reading in New York.… More
I admit it, sometimes I’m very shallow. Every now and again I pick a hentai title just because the artwork looks superior on the cover. After all with hentai it’s the art you’re getting off to just as much as the fantasy right? So I picked up Dark Future Vol.… More
Yay! It’s time to celebrate the little blue pill that’s been helping porn stars set impossible standards for male performance for a whopping ten years now! As a sign of their new maturity they put out this subtle (tasteful even) anniversary ad that is absolutely precious and totally safe for work.… More
Ah, now that the scary, ghoulishness that is October are over I’m feeling the need to settle down with something a bit lighter. So when I saw “The Fairy Tale” I knew what I was going to be reviewing! Of course I picked out the movie before realizing that it’s not voiced in English and has no subtitles based on it’s intriguing description but I decided to stick with it anyway hoping I could get the jist of this intriguingly looking spanker.… More
I’ve been struggling with a way to approach this topic for quite a while. Most of the approaches I’ve attempted ended up coming off as overly ranty and almost as bitter as the bitter ‘advice’ posts I was railing against. Hopefully this one will be more helpful.… More