I love it when people (in real life and in porn) sneak off to fuck when all sorts of normal everyday activity is taking place. I like knowing that dirty deeds are going down while you are a wall away from the goings-on of mundane life. Sure, I’m a nerd for HotOldMovies, but I was drawn to this movie by the hospital set up.
What looks like a couples of nurses sneak into the supply closet to get a lit sip of some naughty water. I’m not exactly sure what it is that they’re drinking, but I’m pretty sure it is for patients only. The two start to get a little twisted and the naughtiness ensues. Surprise! They keep the door locked, blocking a nurse from entering who dismisses the fact that she can’t get in. It is totally realistic. Heh.
The short haired brunette rocks the super long disco nails complete with coral colored polish. Her perky natural breasts made my eyes happy, almost as happy as watching her stuff her panties in boy’s mouth. With a little cock sucking intro, the two fuck their little hearts out. We get to see flashes of the outside world – doctors looking over files, patients chilling with get well cards and flowers, the usual hospital activities. Meanwhile, our couple is getting it done late 70′s style. Awesome!
I still want to know exactly what they were drinking.
Watch Hospital Hump now!
Love,
Ginger
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Written by:
J.D. on February 7th, 2012
While we all know how awesome and sexy porn can be, it’s also true that there are some porn flicks that are outright hilarious – and I’m not even talking about the action really. Today I am focused on the names. I’m not even sure I condone most of the stuff in these videos, but I do know that they have hilarious (and sometimes fucked up) titles. Hell, I might even post more than 5, just because I found so many!
Also, I decided that it would be more fun to show all the box covers bigger, rather than write about these flicks. Enjoy!
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Hot Buttered Cop Porn
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Cockamole On Her Face-A-Dilla Box Cover Cockamole On Her Face-A-Dilla
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The Adventures Of Dickman And Throbbin
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Lez Be Friends
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Praise The Load
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The Best Part Of Waking Up Is…Cuming In His Butt
I know this doesn’t even scrape the surface. What are your favorite ridiculous porno titles?
xoxo
-JD
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Written by:
J.D. on February 6th, 2012
I don’t know how I let this movie slip by me when we first got it in, but I am so happy to have run across it while looking for a different flick. The HM4Her team has a major crush on Cadence St. John and finding this movie was like striking gold. I almost felt bad not leaving it for Ginger Leigh to review, but alas, I decided to hoard it all for myself.
There are a few particular things about Cadence St. John that get me excited. First, while she is totally tattooed up and does star in alt porn (like Burning Angel Entertainment), she shoots for all different studios and from what I’ve noticed, she is usually the only person that looks like her in the movies. I think it’s awesome when a folks branch out and do a variety of kinds of porn. It spices things up a bit.
Another thing I enjoy about Cadence St. John is that while nearly every movie I’ve seen her in, she is either almost silent, or gives off this air of superiority – she gets chatty when she is getting ready to cum, and awesomely got involved when we did the Porn Party on twitter. It’s so rad when performers are versatile in that way as well. Anyway, let’s get to the actual movie.
Now that I’ve confessed our hotness for Cadence St. John, I’m sure you can image how much I liked this movie. The whole thing is close to 2 hours of watching St. John bang a bunch of different women. Yum. Each scene has its own special flavor, which is really exciting, since when you watch porn all the time, the details are what keep you interested.
All of the scenes are really awesome, but I have to say that scene 3 with Cadence and Phoenix Askani is amazing. It begins with Pheonix on her knees in front of Cadence, as she paints lipstick on Phoenix’s lips over and over, and has her kiss parts of her body. It’s only when Cadence ends up with lip marks all over her that they actually get into some sexy action. I only have two words: seriously sexy.
Watch “Lesbian Spotlight – Cadence St. John” Now!
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Welcome to Monday, folks. I hope you all had a lovely weekend filled with rest, relaxation and lots of porno. I am hear to ease you into the work week with a little shared masturbation advice. #4 is simply just a good reason as to why you should share your masturbation time. Regardless, I hope you enjoy. 
1. Watch and learn: Here is your chance to see your partner in action. Watch their every move and see what gets them going. You may discover a few things that will help you do an even better job of getting them off. Do they favor one side of their clit? Do they go for long slow thrusts or short quick g-spot stimulating movements when playing with a dildo?
2. Give a little demonstration: Verbal communication is awesome and definitely gets it done in the bedroom, but sometimes it’s easier done than said. If verbalizing your preferences doesn’t come naturally to you, this is a good chance for you to simply show your boo what you like.
3. Direction: If you happen to be the opposite and love to chat and communicate, go ahead a give a little direction. It is fun to take control and give explicit instructions on exactly what it is that you would like to see. Your partner could very well enjoy acting out your every wish.
4. Remix: Like many things in the world of sex advice, shared masturbation is simply a good chance to change things up. There is nothing wrong with prying yourselves from each others’ orifices and letting the voyeur or exhibitionist in you do it’s thing. Watching and being watched can make things super intense and damn is it hot.
Love,
Ginger
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Written by:
J.D. on February 6th, 2012
Written by:
J.D. on February 3rd, 2012
So, yesterday I wrote a post about ABC’s Nightline featuring porn star James Deen on the show last night. While it’s true that he was on the show and all that, I was actually sorely mistaken when I said that finally the mainstream media would be talking about porn in a positive light. Clearly they aren’t ready to go there, because they couldn’t just have a news piece about James Deen – they had to make it a sensationalized scare piece to warm parents that their teenage daughters may have a new crush… a PORNO crush. Apparently Deen is such a super cute boy-next-door type that even the newly legal (and some underage) ladies are fawning over his blog, twitter, and yes, even his movies.
I’ll admit that I don’t have a television and didn’t have time to watch anything but the clip below, but I have to say that I am quite pleased with how James handled the whole affair. Not only was he gracious and charming as usual, he also told it like it is. He explained that sure, underage folks may be seeking him out, but really, if they are sexual enough to be finding his movies, they are probably mature enough to understand what porn is vs. real life. Sure, that may not always be the case, but I can definitely see where he has a point.* He also went on to say that he doesn’t actually encourage underage people to come to his site, but he can’t control it and doesn’t have much of an issue if they are there. He also mentioned that they should go turn 18 and buy porn. Oh James, you always speak such truth.
Let’s take a look at a quite clip. Sorry it won’t embed. Ug.
Thanks, James, for not allowing them to turn this into the shit show they wanted it to be.
xoxo
-JD
*This is my, JD’s, point of view, not the whole of HM4Her. And no, I don’t condone underage people to watch porn. I’m just saying I get his point.
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Have you ever seen that game online that shows you a bunch of pictures of toys and you need to choose whether they are baby toys or sex toys? No? Well, it’s pretty awesome, because sometimes it’s easy to tell which is which, and sometimes it’s not only damn near impossible to figure it out – I actually get them wrong! Why do I bring this up? Because this week’s reviewed toy, the Pop Plug, is the most toy-like sex toy I’ve ever seen.
Hot pink and shaped kind of like an over-sized pacifier, this silicone butt plug comes in three different sizes (small – 1”x 1 4/5”, medium – 1 ¼”x2 ½”, large – 1 ½”x 2 ½”). While they may be a little wide for some beginners, I’d say that all of these plugs are great for just starting to play with the butt. Their teardrop shape allows the narrow tip to easily slide into your asshole and then gradually get bigger and bulbous before returning to the narrowness of the neck that keeps it help securely in place. These plugs even have a ring molded into the silicone to make pulling it out as easy as possible. The ring is pretty much what makes me automatically think of pacifiers and rattles. What can I say, I’ve been working around dirty stuff so long that my mind has made it full circle back to being completely clean.
Unlike some sex toys, the Pop Plugs are most definitely non-threatening. If you are looking for a butt plug to introduce to a partner that may be anxious the booty, this would be a great option to offer up. And being silicone, this toy is 100% body safe and super easy to clean and sterilize. The satiny silicone makes the Pop Plug go in nice smoothly as well.
While both my partner and I are a little more advanced with the booty play, we still appreciated having a simple, easy-to-use toy. We got a medium plug to test out, which was a little on the small side, so we used it to warm up with before moving on to a bigger plug. The Pop Plug was a great opening act and stayed firmly in place as we worked ourselves into a more excited frenzy. Plus the ring made it super easy to pop out as we moved on to a bigger toy. All-in-all, the Pop Plug an awesome toy for those just starting out, more advanced anal adventurers, and everyone in between.
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We are on to our second story teller in Cabaret Desire. The narrator tells us about his mother, a Renaissance woman, sexual being and art thief. I was a little put off in the beginning that it was a story about someone’s mother. It made me uncomfortable. I realized as the story progressed that this served a purpose and it no longer bothered. I’m not used to story lines and characters a deeper meaning in porn. It was a nice change.
We see her back and a bit of her face, but we never really get full view. The narrator tells us about her past- her strength as a woman, beauty, mind and spirit. She is the kind of woman that everyone falls for – captivating, smart, inspiring and unique. While I’m so incredibly curious as to what she looks like, I like the mystery. It makes me want her more.
We get to the meat of the tale where the mystery woman is breaking into her favorite novelist/ playwright’s apartment. She is wearing a full cat suit – covered from head to toe. The only things we can see are her full pouty lips and shadowy eyes. While I don’t want to give you too much play by play, I’ll tell you that this man is awoken by the intruder – first angry and alarmed, finding himself restrained by his wrists and ankles to the chaise lounge. Once she follows through with her intentions he calms down. She sucks his cock, removes his restraints and unzips a section of her suit that reveals her pussy. That’s one well thought out burglar outfit!
The two have one passionate fuck, all on the chaise lounge. By the way, I now really want a chaise lounge. She finishes and leaves. I’m not going to tell you what she stole from him. You’ll have to watch and find out for yourself.
Check out my Cabaret Desire Scene 1 review.
Watch Cabaret Desire now!
Love,
Ginger
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Written by:
J.D. on February 3rd, 2012
Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates.
Did you miss Pleasurists 165? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 167? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday February 5th @ 11:59pm Pacific.
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On to the reviews:
Vibrators
Dildos
Anal Toys
Sleeves, Rings, & etc.
Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.
BDSM/Fetish
Adult Books/Games
Adult DVDs & Porn
Lingerie
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Written by:
J.D. on February 2nd, 2012
One of the things I love about my life is that all of the parts of it randomly intersect when I least expect it. I was out the other night and I met a friend of friends that was talking about how she just retired from the porn industry. We talked for a few minutes and she told me that she had shot a bunch for Kink.com, so of course I took to HM4Her to check out that awesomeness, and luckily, we happen to have one of her movies! Hello Mistress Soleli!
I’ll be the first person to say that I don’t review movies with trans women all that often, unless they are queer movies, made by queers for queers. Most of the movies we have featuring trans women are made for hetero dudes and I find them kind of fucked up and exploitative. I’m not saying that you shouldn’t enjoy them if you do – I’m just letting you know my own feelings on the matter. And while Kink.com doesn’t necessarily identify as a queer studio, a bunch of queer stars shoot for them, and I trust that they treat performers well. Hell, from what I can tell, the Armory that they run out in SF is pretty much heaven. Anyway, that’s my initial rant – now let’s get to the sexin!
Kink’s TS Seduction (or Transsexual Seduction) has a newcomer in its midst. Dietrich has not only never been on film before, he’s never had sex with a trans woman and never been penetrated by a cock (in his mouth or his butt). Boy, oh boy is he in for a good time! He calls Mistress Soleli to come over, and come over she does, wearing a tight mini-dress with heels – a combo that offers up her long legs for days. She starts out sweetly with Dietrich, kissing him, having him suck on her nipples, and giving him a blowjob. It seems that Dietrich doesn’t know that Mistress Soleli is trans, so is surprised when she takes her cock out. It only take a second for Dietrich to put her cock in his mouth and go right to town on it. As he sucks, Mistress Soleli gets a little rougher, slapping him in the face and pushing him head down on her cock. She just gets hotter and hotter the meaner she gets. Yum.
Dietrich continues to suck her cock for a long time, all the while stroking his own cock. She handcuffs him and beats him a little with a short flogger before gloving up and sticking her fingers up his ass to warm him up. It’s so much fun watching her pop is ass cherry. Whether or not he really is an anal virgin, it’s definitely believable that’s the case here. Before long her hard cock is thrusting into his tight asshole. I love the upward angle the camera person shoots from, allowing us to see Mistress Soleli’s perfectly painted French manicure cup her balls.
Dietrich can’t seem to get enough, whimpering and moaning the whole time his ass is filled. His dick is as stiff as his little mohawk. It’s sweet and a little innocent how he keeps saying ‘yes Mistress’ with his voice cracking a little. What can I say, I’m a sucker for when porno gets cute.
All-in-all, this is an awesome half-hour flick from Kink.com. And Mistress Soleli, even though you are retired from porno, I am so glad I got to take a look at how amazing you were on screen. Thank you!
Watch “TS Seduction #7 Featuring Mistress Soleli and Dietrich” Now!
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