Busting the Babysitter is one of those instant classics that remind me why I ever liked porn in the first place. There’s just something about cheesy porn cliches that get me every time, like the pizza delivery guy or the teacher in detention. The sexy babysitter is no exception. Growing up, my babysitters were always older women with kids or pimply-faced girls who were in high school and didn’t want to find a real job. One time, I actually remember ducking behind a house so my babysitter wouldn’t see me walking home from school. Maybe if my parents had hired someone as hot as Kayden Kross, I would’ve come out of hiding.
The movie itself is really great. Kayden Kross is in every scene - which is phenomenal, if you ask me. She plays a babysitter who works for a few different families. As soon as the parents leave and the kids are tucked away, Kayden invites her boyfriends over for some real fun. One of the scenes begins with Kayden reading a magazine and upon finishing, decides it’s as good as a time as any to slide off her jeans and masturbate. Sounds like a Sunday afternoon at my house!
Unfortunately, Kayden always forgets something - a dildo, a talking bird - and gets busted. By the end of the movie, everyone’s joining in on Kayden’s fun and there’s a hot scene by the pool. I won’t ruin anything for you, but it left me wanting to find a part-time babysitting job.
-M.
