Another day, another luxury vibe to try out – my life is rough.

I am a big fan of bullet vibes. I think they’re a lot of fun for messing around with a partner, they travel well and tend to get the job done for this public servant. The Onye is officially my new favorite bullet and ranks up there with the Baby Bug when it comes to small vibes. For its size it is really powerful, and the pulse pattern is the strongest I’ve seen in a small toy. With four different patterns, all of which are pretty good, you can tease for quite a while if you’re not looking to come quickly.

It’s also a really elegant toy. It comes with a satin lined storage case that really flatters this sleek black toy. It’s crafted of a quality plastic that is really smooth and has a silicone band so it’s easy to hold onto when things get a little slippery. It’s also really easy to operate - there’s a silicone button on one end, just press it once to turn it on and you’re ready for business. While one button doesn’t allow for as many options, you can easily increase power until you get to the different pulse patterns. Sometimes mindless masturbation is a good thing!

With a relatively cheap price tag ($65) you will get a beautiful toy that will provide you with plenty of pleasure. Sure you could get a cheaper bullet, but for a few bucks more you get a much better product that you’ll use for years to come. Sex toys are right up there on my list of things worth spending money on, next to underpants and kitchen knives.

I also think this would be the perfect first toy for someone who’s looking to branch out into the magnificent world of sex toys. It’s totally fancy pants and the packaging is really classy. Plus, there’s nothing intimidating about it, just orgasm inducing goodness. For the record, I recommend avoiding toys that have pictures of blond Barbie porn stars plastered all over a plastic shell.

Also, in the interest of disclosure. When I first received my Onye, it didn’t work. This was pretty sad. After determining that I was not doing something stupid (I hope), I sent an email to the customer service department of Big Teaze Toys explaining my problem. I didn’t tell them I was a reviewer, just stated that I received the toy as a gift and it wasn’t working. No questions asked, they asked that I send in the old toy and replaced it free of charge. It was incredibly easy and since I’m a big fan of good customer service, I felt like I had to say something here.

This is luxury toy from a reputable company that I recommend to anyone looking for a small vibe with a big heart.

Get Your Onye!