Porn with a narrator. Now that’s a first for me. Not that I particularly mind – it gives the movie a Masterpiece Theatre feel, though the actual acting isn’t exactly Masterpiece quality. But it’s not like we’re watching for the acting ability and riveting script. Let’s get down to the real deal – the fucking. Even writing this sentence, I am still up in the air as to which scene was hottest for me, two or three. The awesome g/b/b threesome in scene two included a pretty impressive simultaneous blow job/clit licking by the same person (again a porn first for me), but scene three’s poker game had the two guys watching the two girls get it on decide to start their own make out session, which of course turned into a total debauchery and a good fuck for all. Totally hot! I guess scene two wins by default, as scene three’s cards theme had them completely set up for a super sexy game of strip poker, which they totally overlooked. Guess we can’t win ‘em all, but this flick definitely gets two thumbs up for both great scenes.
-J.B. Bauchery
