I don’t mean to ruin this week for everyone, but you should know that your day will not be brightened by my informative and hilarious blog postings this week. That’s right, I’m on vacation! The real porn librarian is sitting on the ocean while you read this “new” post thanks to the miracles of modern technology.

Since I love my job, my life is basically a vacation. However, there are a few things I look forward to forgetting about for a week.

Here’s a list of things I am avoiding on vacation:
1. Any video produced in Germany. Sorry Germany, you’re too hardcore for me.
2. My cell phone.
3. Reading for work. Joyce Carol Oates, it’s on!
4. New sex toys. Don’t get me wrong, the fact that boxes of sex toys appear on my doorstep frequently is pretty awesome, but I don’t intend on making any notes for future reviews during sex.
5. Changing diapers. I’m a super awesome Aunt, but I have to draw the line somewhere.

On the other hand, I’m all about the following things:
1. Beer with lunch!
2. Seafood.
3. Mornings in bed.
4. Kissing. For hours.

I’m sure you all miss me already. Of course, by “you all”, I mean “J.D.”