
I’ve mentioned a couple of times that I’m in the middle of “researching” a big piece on different types of lube. I’m about half way through the giant box of lube I received from VibeReview.com, but I have to tell you about one pleasant surprise I received last night.
First, I should say, that I’m not a big fan of flavored lube for a couple of reasons. The first is that I’m scared of yeast infections. I know not all flavored lubes have sugar in them, but I tend to think of flavor lube as being a novelty product sold by companies who don’t care about the health of my lady parts. The second reason is that I’m a big fan of pussy. I love the way it tastes and don’t understand why you’d rather lap up strawberry flavored chemicals.
Anyways, in the name of science, I broke out the Fizz soda flavored lube 12 pack last night although i wasn’t really looking forward to it. Do you see how much i sacrifice for you, my friends? Anyways, the 12 pack is basically 12 individual packets of lube. There are six different flavors, so you get 2 of each to try.
After tearing open the packet I randomly grabbed “lickin’ lemon lime” and let me tell you how surprised i was when i put a dab on my finger for a taste test. This stuff actually tastes good! I mean, not as good as my girlfriend, but I think this is the first flavored lube that hasn’t totally grossed me out or left a bad aftertaste in my mouth. I haven’t tried any of the other flavors, but will give you an update in my upcoming extensive lube report.
Oh, and as far as performance as a lube, this water-based lube isn’t too bad. It’s not the best lube in the world, but it does the job, isn’t messy and didn’t leave any stains. For a couple who are looking to have fun with something a little different, I’d say go for it!