I’ve always known that May is the best month of the year, but I always equated that with the best weather and the end of school, but no, there is an even better reason - a whole month dedicated to rubbing one out. Yes! That’s right people Happy Masturbation Month!  Not like you need an excuse, but this month is all about clicking your mouse, flicking your bean and pretty much taking care of business all around.  So, in honor of this wonderfully warm, clit appreciation month, I’m taking this time to write about my favorite things having to do with jerkin’ off (my prefered euphemism).

Favorite Toys for Ringing My Own Bell 

Bandito - With a perfectly curved tip and raised swirls along the shaft, that Bandito did what no other g-spot toy has done before - I hold her personally responsible for my first ever g-spot orgasm. Way to go, lady!

Liv- Great for both clitoral and vaginal play, Liv hits my g-spot every time. Seriously, every time I take her out for a ride, she takes me for an even bigger one.  Top of the toybox.

Njoy Pure Wand - One and a half pounds of steel between my legs… need a say more?  This purrrfectly curved barbell is pure magic. (Review cumming soon.)

Favorite Movies for Pushing My Buttons

TrannyFags - I have a raging hard on for dirty gutter queers and tattooed, mohawked tranny boys and watching them have an all out orgy in an outdoor hot tub nearly did me in.

Girls Get Hot - My ultimate favorite part about 41 minutes in when they’ve slowed down a little bit and Violet is just sitting on Fotina’s lap facing her and they are just kissing and trailing their hands over each other. Violet gathers Fotina’s long hair up in her hands for no reason other than she wants to. It’s obvious that the pair has long forgotten the camera on them and are just sharing an incredibly sexy and intimate moment. Does it get better than that?

Full Load - Scene two, aptly titled “Butch Fire” was what really did me in. Not only was it a super turn on to watch two fiercely attractive butches plow into one and another with dicks and hands (at one point there was definitely two hands in one vag at the same time!), but a perfectly positioned mirrored closet door provided the ultimate second angle needed to send this scene over the edge.

Favorite Reasons Why I Love Diddling My Skittle

Stress Relief - I’m a student.  I get stressed out big time. Jerkin’ it takes the edge off.

Instant Sleep Inducer - The perfect way to make all the lists in my head vanish so I can finally hit the hay.

Because It Feels Good - What more reason do I need?

So Happy Masturbation Month!  Take full advantage of May and yourself… you know I will.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

ps. sorry this came five days in. I was… um… busy.