Most people with jobs probably have a never-ending to do list, and people who watch naked people fornicating for a living are no exception. After watching my girlfriend laugh her way through mine this morning before she left for her far more respectable job, I thought I would share some of the more amusing snippets of mine, with explanations when appropriate.

1. Lube!!! (I’m currently working on a big piece on different lubes. Thanks to our friends at VibeReview.com, I have enough lube to take a bath in. It’s kind of cool and kind of overwhelming)

2. Reganomics. (There is a totally creepy porn series called Reganomics I want to write about. It’s some dude in his basement who bangs sad chicks. He typically has a list of positions he wants to do, so he sets up the girl, checks the camera and adjusts her if necessary, thrusts his cock into her for about 15 seconds, then sets her up for the next position. I might cross this off of my list now that I’ve gotten that out.)

3. Club Carrie. (This is a movie I want to review for my friend’s birthday. That’s right. If you’re nice to me, I’ll give you secret shout-outs on the site!)

4. Trannyfags. (I need to watch this still. I’m a slacker.)

5. Follow up with Diana Cage (If you had a chance to listen to J.D. and I on Sirius, there’s going to be more as we attempt to spread the Hm4Her message. Stay tuned for details.)

6. Homosex. (This is the latest book I’m reading for review. Sixty years of gay erotica. It’s so sweet. I also intend on getting some in the near future, so I suppose this could be regarding that also.)

There are a lot more boring things that have to do with databases and excel, but they aren’t funny or interesting, so I won’t bother.

-The Porn Librarian