I’m not going to tell you that this movie is totally hot. You might think it is, but personally I love it for its art school weirdness. I have a special place in my heart for weird sex movies that make no sense. There’s not really a plot, but there are Vikings, so really, who am I to complain. We all know that plot is not necessary in adult, but just to get you curious, here is a list of things you’ll see:
1. Three really beautiful women. Seriously. They are absolutely stunning if you’re into the whole natural look.
2. Vikings tearing meat from bones while the women make out.
3. One dead Viking. I’m not sure what happens, but one guy finds himself on the wrong end of a sword.
4. Dudes drinking from horns. I just thought that was neat.
Anyways, you should watch this movie. It’s only seven minutes long and it’s pretty sweet. Will I be fantasizing about this film next time I’m getting romantic with myself? Definitely not – but it’s still totally awesome!
The Porn Librarian
