I think it’s just about time I buy stock in Fun Factory. Or at least get a shirt that says “Foxy Fun Factory Lady” or something…

Anyways, my latest adventure with this fine company’s products involves the Curve; a toy that has basically revolutionized the dildo for me. When it comes to solo play, I’m a vibration girl. Due to the rigorous demands of my job, I end up test driving a lot of non-vibrating toys, but when it comes down to it, I prefer something that buzzes. Now, the Curve comes along and I have to reconsider everything I’ve ever known about myself.

I’m also lucky enough to own the Delight, which is basically the vibrating version of this toy and I LOVE IT! The only thing some people might not like is its diminutive size. It basically fits in the palm of my hand, and while you’ll hear no complaints from me, others have mentioned this in reviews. The Curve is the perfect solution for these nay-sayers. You get all of the amazing g-spot stim with a little extra girth in one aesthetically pleasing package. I’ve never seen anything that looks like this toy, although I’m guessing some people will attempt to imitate it’s awesomeness.

If you’re looking for a great g-spot toy, this one is pretty fantastic. It’s made of medical-grade silicone, surprisingly pliable and perfect for solo or partnered play. Plus it’s hot pink, which reminds me of when I wasn’t a yuppie and had hair that would have matched it perfectly.

Just a warning, this is a toy that you have to go slow with the first couple of uses. I think that because of its unusual shape and sizeable head, I had to stop and think before going to town. Don’t be deterred though, just remember to think it through before thrusting!

America Ferrera was right. Real Women Have Curves!