Mail is a lot of fun when you work in the adult industry. It’s not unusual for me to receive a package that contains a couple of sex toys for review on any given day. You can imagine my surprise when my girlfriend came home from work last Friday with the news that there were three huge boxes addressed to me on the porch. I was expecting a small package from Vibereview.com, but had no idea what was in store. It was going to be a good weekend.

After lugging the boxes into my office, I grabbed my trusty pen knife and went to work. The first box was the expected package containing more lube than one girl could ever anticipate needing. (If you have questions about lubricant, keep an eye out for what is sure to be an exhaustive review of products!)

As I checked out every lube ever made, my girlfriend opened the second box and began pulling out harness after harness. I can only imagine what she was thinking as she pawed through what can only be described as an Cousin Stevie Starter Kit. She’s a good sport about my perversions, but I think she’d draw the line at an all-girl orgy in our home. I mean, she went to Smith.

I was pretty confused at this point. I love receiving new products to review, but what was I going to do with 8 new harnesses. I’m only one girl. Buried in the bottom of box number two, under about a million bullet vibes, was a packing list that cleared things up. The boxes were actually supposed to be shipped to someone else - there had been a mix up.

I have to admit I was a little relieved. I don’t even know how I could possible use that many vibrating eggs. I supposed I could put together some elaborate April Fool’s Day prank for next year or ship them to any given Republican.

Overwhelmed by vibrators,
The Porn Librarian