Earth Day was yesterday. I celebrated by moving two times my body weight in mulch while a bunch of Home Depot dudes looked on. Anyways, I plan on being environmentally friendly for at least a week or so before dedicating my life (or a couple of weeks) to the next worthy cause.

Here’s today’s Save the Earth Sex Tip:

And if you’re interested in some green porn check out Garden of Earthly Delight! OK, so it’s not really going to save the earth, but it’s a great classic movie. It stars a young & slender Ron Jeremy - save the earth for Hedgehogs everywhere.