I’ve been told about the miracle that is the Bandito and as a proud owner, I can verify how fantastic this sleek silicone dildo is. In my humble opinion, you can never go wrong with Fun Factory and this is coming from a girl who’s well on her way to owning the complete collection!

First, let’s talk about appearance. The Bandito is the coolest looking dildo I’ve ever owned. It’s black, which makes me feel like a total bad-ass and has all sorts of fun swirly designs that stimulate your hoo-hah and your artistic sensibilities. I think my friend described it perfectly by saying it “looks a little bit like a starry-eyed hippie, what with her ethereal swirly patterns, but she is totally hardcore hot.” This is a cock that you’ll display proudly on your bedside dresser, or in your office if you’re a sex perv like me.

Besides looking good (looks aren’t everything, my friend) this toy is made of medical grade silicone, which means you don’t have to worry about phthalates or any other creepy chemicals. And as with all silicone, it’s really easy to clean - just throw it in the dish washer or boil it, and that quickly you are really for another round.

When it comes to, well, cumming, this is a great toy for anyone who wants to experiment with g-spot orgasm. It’s got a perfect curve and is the perfect size in my opinion, with 5.5 insertable inches and a circumference of 4.5 inches. Some women may prefer a toy with a little more girth, but I’m no size queen and was very pleased with this dildo. It’s also totally versatile. You can use it with a harness or without, solo or with a partner, and in the shower, car, or back yard. What I’m trying to say is that this is a toy that you should probably own!

Let out your inner badass with the Bandito.