I’m thinking this really isn’t the greatest idea. I guess if you live someplace like San Diego where the sun shines like 90 percent of the time, you might be able to get by with a solar powered vibe, but in New England you’d be setting your cell phone to vibrate and praying for telemarketers from October to May.

I mean, if someone wants to send me one and prove me wrong, I’m sure that I’ve tested way crappier toys in the past and will give it a fair shot. Honestly, in theory I think this is a fantastic toy! I just can’t get past picturing myself running into the back yard with my hand down my pants as it loses power…

Has anyone tried one of these out? Am I just being a jerk?

The Porn Librarian.