Up for review this week is a Lockable Vibrator Case - nice idea! Not only discreet, but also safe from curious snoopers. I got the small case which is 12″ wide, 4″ high and 4″ inches wide. Perfect for your favorite treasured vibe. Or is it?

There’s only so much to write about a box that locks, so in tribute to cockeyed.com’s “How much is inside?” experiments, I will present to you: What fits inside?

What if you have a (excuse my pun) buttload of toys? Here’s a sampling of some of mine, and they’re not all going to fit… plus those jelly toys will merge and melt in secret dark chemical love if they touch….

What about my own favorite treasured vibe, the Hitachi magic wand?

Sigh, he’s too big for the box. (Note: “he” refers to the wand and “box” refers to the locking box - not to be confused with me not welcoming a well-endowed male into my vagina.)

The box accommodates my little bullet collection nicely, but this would work best if I was super organized and had multiple boxes, each containing specific toy types… Except I’m not, and I don’t have that many boxes.

So what else can I put in my box (again, not my vagina)? Looking around my house, I have an extensive seashell collection that is always looking for more homes - I’ll try that.

Unfortunately, my shell hunting skills are superb and the shell is too big. I guess I really don’t need to hide and lock them away anyway.

What about my mini gift book collection - those tiny books that people purchase as gifts as they wait in line at the bookstore?

They fit well… along with my Spanish-English dictionary from high school, which gets as much use as the rest of them!

Sadly, my little book of hot rods is too big and will unfavorably split up this collection.

So what would be good to hide in here and take advantage of the convenient handle? Sometimes you need to secretly pack extra underwear (you know), this seems very convenient!

I’m one of those girls that the booby fairy missed when I grew up, so my bra just fits in the box. Unfortunately, any bigger than a barely B and you may be out of luck.

On a side note, since they caught my eye, this perfectly accommodates my bangle bracelet collection.

The panties got me thinking of traveling, and things that you pack separately (do you really need to pack that many panties alone for secret? I don’t think under normal circumstances). It easily fits a number of toiletries, such as basics and extras.

I have some shoes I like to pack in separate containers so they don’t get scuffed or touch and dirty up my clothes…. Obviously my heels my won’t fit -

But my old worn out size 9 flats fit as perfect as Cinderella’s glass slipper!

(I quickly removed these as I didn’t want the germs to spread any faster than they already may have.)

So as you can see, this box can be so much more than a vibrator case. With a little creativity, you can fit virtually anything within a 12″x4″x4″ dimensions into this little bad boy, lock it up, and even carry it away. Its black faux leather skin and brushed steel detailing is clean and non-descript (also available in silver grey and pink butterfly print), so if left out with your toy inside, an unaware onlooker might just think you have a paint set or something.

It comes with a set of instructions for setting the combination lock, which is very simple. After I set it and locked it, I tried to pretend to break into it and found that I’d be easily frustrated and failed. Of course, I’m no MacGyver, nor did I try super excessively hard. But, if you’ve got kids, or nosy roommates, this is a pretty handy inexpensive box to keep your things private. It’s not Fort Knox, but it’s much better than a dresser drawer!

Wait! I found a scuff on the lid.

Since I got creative with the inside, maybe I should get creative on the outside?

To be continued…

Get your Lockable Vibrator Case and stash your goodies in safety!