Christian Long needs to keep his day job. I don’t know why anyone thought this was a good idea, but they have him introducing each individual scene. I wouldn’t mind it so much, except it’s painful to watch someone repeatedly mess up cue cards. Anyway, I’ve said my piece - let’s move onto the naked ladies! While scene one kind of started out sounding like an infomercial for the OhMiBod, It was cool seeing the iPod/vibrator hookup in action. I don’t generally like vibes myself, but the idea of syncing your sex toys to music is totally hot to me (though the thought of getting off to the early 90’s crap they are listening to is enough to put my pussy on lockdown). It looked like it worked pretty damn good, getting Misty Haze worked into quite a nice tizzy and making her come over and over. While that scene was my favorite to watch for consumer research purposes, scene three was the one that did it for me - though I would recommend watching it on mute. There isn’t much sexier than a hot chick and her 9″ dildo having a romp in the sack, but the squishy water sounds coming from the waterbed were way too over the top for me.
-J.D. Bauchery
