So I can’t believe I haven’t reviewed this title yet. Suburban Dykes is one of the first pornos I ever watched on purpose. Sure, I’d giggled over skin-e-max movies and had seen bits and pieces of horrifying things over the years, but this one was planned out in my junior year of college. It is, despite the totally dated hair and clothes, still one of the best lesbian movies I’ve ever seen and let me tell you why.
First, it stars Nina Hartley. Since I manage to bring up my love for her about once a week, I will say no more.
Secondly, Dr. Sharon Mitchell plays a bad-ass butch chick who rocks a purple strap-on cock with a gorgeous lean body. Mitchell is a porn goddess and the Director of the Adult Industry Medical Health Care Foundation. I have a think for chicks with brains, hence my fascination with Hartley, Mitchell, and my nerdy girlfriend.
Next up is the movie’s focus on safe sex. Not only do they practice it, but Mitchell takes the time to talk briefly about it before fucking Hartley.
Finally, the sex is hot. The women have incredible chemistry, and while they’re sometimes silly (there’s a pillow fight) - when it comes to the dirty parts, these women are 100 percent dedicated to pleasure. The final threesome is fantastic and each woman’s desire is apparent. When Pepper begs to fuck Mitchell, it’s obvious just how bad she wants it and what follows is magic.
In a perfect world, these three women would get together and film an updated version of this movie to prove that women of all ages are sexy as hell. I have no doubt that it would be absolutely amazing, even without Pepper decked out in a pirate shirt!
-The Porn Librarian
