Wow, so we’re all insanely mad busy preparing for so many things! First, finishing up our new super-fly design to make this site even more superfly awesome!!
Plus I’m getting ready to fly out to Arizona for a big adult webmaster convention. As soon as I get back, J.D. and the Porn Librarian are off to the Dinah Shore weekend (except it’s more like a week) - they’ll have tons of sweet freebies for you, as well as being 2 of the most awesome people to walk the earth, so if you are there, be sure to find them at our booth at the Logo pool party!! While they’re gone, I’m heading up to the Original GLBT Expo to help represent our GayHotMovies.com site. It’s not an adult show, so it should be interesting to be dirty porn peeps at the show - plus we’re bringing Collin O’Neal to sign autographs, and he’s super hot (and friendly too!) so you should totally come by if you’re in town.
So in the mean time, on top of my normal work-work, I’ve got toys that need testing and porn that needs watching! How did my life get so hard!!
In case something horrible happens, like, I get too busy and don’t finish my movie reviews, here’s my “watch list” that I’m pretty excited about…:
Bad Luck Betties from Vivid: FINALLY porn with a rockabilly theme!! My fingers are crossed so fucking hard on this one. Silly, cheesy, decent opening music, sexy bad girls, cute clothes, hot cars, Tommy Pistol, people fucking (like the sexy bad girls in cute clothes and Tommy Pistol). Really, it can’t be that hard for this to be good.
Signature Series Volume 5: Chloe from Adam & Eve: If you’ve never seen Chloe perform, then you should know that she’s a pretty fucking great performer and you should totally watch her sometime. Sometimes compilations don’t capture the full effect of the original movies they’re from, however they do make it easy to find what you want all together. I guess that’s why they make compilations, eh? Who am I fooling, I am a compilation fanatic.
Breaking Into Porn: Bonus Material from Liquid Lust Productions: “Interviews with AVN award winning porn stars, Marcus London, Tommy Gunn and Kurt Lockwood. Visit the Adult industry medical to get tested. How to start your own website, fan group and other publicity tips. Understanding a woman’s complex sexual anatomy. The top 10 mistakes most new performs make.” All from a man’s perspective! I want to know! There’s a whole Breaking Into Porn series, but this is the only one featuring just men. I love getting the inside scoop on anything, and this sounds intriguing on so many different levels…
XXX 35 : Lorna Goes Wild from Private: Well, I’m sorry to say that the description isn’t as descriptive as it could be - “offers six scintillating scenes in a range of different settings and scenarios with one unifying theme—hardcore sex at its finest with double penetration, anal sex, blow jobs, threesomes, etc. If your into the kink, then be sure to catch this scorching hot film!” but the boxcover is pretty fucking hot in dirty sleazy way. Plus I have a shirt just like “Lorna’s” on the boxcover (except it covers my boobs and if I were to pull it down my boobs aren’t that busty), and I like that.
