Holy Crap. I am so into this.

So for all of you girls out there who value their tail bone far too much to ever consider roller derby, I present to you the PFL. That’s right, a bunch of amazing women up in Toronto have put together a professional(?) pillow fight league. This isn’t some superbowl half time publicity stunt starring lingerie clad girlie-girls. This is real girls fighting it out to the death. Oh wait, after looking at the rules it isn’t a death match, but it’s still pretty bad ass!

We’re fun. We’re fierce. And most definitely, we are fighters. We are women who are proud of our strength, and not afraid to let loose. So why fight with pillows? Because it lets us be creative, do something different, and go a little crazy. And not only do we get to entertain a dedicated fan base in Toronto, the best city in the world, we also get to travel to some amazing places and do what we do best. We don’t fight in sports bars, we don’t take off our clothes, and we don’t script the fights. To quote the Commish, “It’s not pillow fighting. It’s fighting with pillows.” Trust me, there is a difference.

I’d like to challenge the current champion Boozy Suzy to a cage match. Of course, by “challenge” i mean “invite” and by “a cage match,” I mean “drink a pint with me.”

Game On,
The Porn Librarian.