Everybody loves a musical. But what about a porno musical? Apparently, it’s still a hit. After reviewing the 1976 classic “The Opening or Misty Beethoven,” I knew I had to check out this 2004 full-out musical remake of the Pygmalion inspired original. I was a little let down that there wasn’t more singing involved, but what we did get was so worth it. In fact, watching three guys sing about cuming while all getting sucked off by the same chick totally made my day. And let’s not forget about the actual sex. The double penetration in scene 3 was pretty damn impressive, as was Evan Stone hardcore fuck scene in some sort of video control room. With a cast of adult’s hottest stars, including Randy Spears, Julie Meadows and Asia Carrera, and a soundtrack of catchy original tunes, all I can say is that Andrew Lloyd Webber better watch his back.
Oh, and one note: Check out the closing credits. Just trust me on this one - you won’t be disappointed.
-J.D. Bauchery
