OK, it’s official. Every innocent childhood memory I had has officially been perverted. I thought this might be the case previously, but I no longer have any doubts. In my tenure her at hm4her I’ve seen puppets, smurfs, santa, a coworker’s relative, and screech doing the nasty. Now, Goosed 3 has managed to pervert all of the Mother Goose rhymes I memorized as a child in this great spoof. As soon as I saw that Nina Hartley was playing Mother Goose (or Madame G as she prefers to be called) I knew that this was going to be a great find. No matter what you’re looking for, chances are you’ll find it in this sexual free for all. You’ll see Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum go down on a well-hung handyman, Georgie Porgie get it on with her lesbian lover, Margery Daw, and one happy couple made even happier by a third, the Ten O’Clock Scholar. If you pay close attention you’ll even hear a reference to one of my favorite’s - Dorothy Parker. The sex scenes are really hot throughout, and the dialogue will keep you laughing in between.
Boys and girls, come out to play!
The Porn Librarian
