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Studio: Metro Interactive Category: Spoofs

For all of you who have fond memories of watching Christmas movies with your families, I’m sorry. I’m going to pervert yet another childhood memory by reviewing this holiday spoof that somehow manages to combine It’s a Wonderful Life, A Christmas Carol and hardcore fucking.

This is one of the better-acted movies I’ve seen recently (please note sarcasm) and will put you right in the Christmas spirit! Lisa Ann plays Guardian Angel to a crime boss named George Bailey and that means showing him the past, the present and her boobies.

Lisa Ann appears in two sex scenes throughout the movie and they were actually my two favorites. The first is a lesbian scene with Lynn Lemay. It’s pretty hot and worth seeing simply because they’re two of the most popular actresses from the era. There’s lots of kissing and oral action and LeMay goes to town on Ann’s pussy with a dildo.

After that, in the final hardcore scene, Lisa Ann takes on director and cock slinger Vince Voyeur. It’s a pretty standard hetero scene – bj, obligatory cunnilingus, doggy style, money shot – but both performers are legendary for a reason. It’s fun, passionate and caps off what I predict will become an instant classic in the Porn Librarian’s household.

Ps. Boob jobs have come a long way since 1994…
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