I learned the best road trip game EVER and had to share it. My brilliant friend C.K. and I recently took a road trip out to the end of Long Island to take advantage of our friend’s beach house. Anyone who has ever tried to drive anywhere within 500 square miles of NYC can imagine how not fun this trip could have been. Fortunately, we played a game I’m going to call “Anal Road Trip” and had the best time ever. It’s quite simple, you take the word “Anal” and then you place it in front of the whatever model car you see and the result is the name of a porno. For example, we were in a Jeep Liberty, so the porn name would be “Anal Liberty.” That would be a fantastic name for a Porn, if it hasn’t already been done. Here are a few more examples:
- Anal Caravan
- Anal Mustang (probably a gay title)
- Anal Focus
- Anal Expedition
I could go on forever. Even the cars that don’t make sense, end up being hilarious. So when you take off on your next summer adventure, give it a try and let me know what your favorites are. I hope you have half as much fun as we did!
Safe Driving!
-The Porn Librarian
P.S. If you’re interested, since I am the Porn Librarian, check out the College Guide to Anal Sex from Shane’s World. It’s both fun and informative!
I apparently would be starring the the Anal Stratus(phere), which would be an awesome fantasy alien probe movie. Thought I should let you know :)
-Essin’ Em
My latest movie is the Anal Grand Am. I have previously appeared in the Anal Civic. That last one was very educational.
I began as Anal Intrepid…. I have since overcome this and moved forth as Anal Corolla ;)
One of my friend’s first car was an Anal Dart! I’ll never get sick of this game.
ANAL AVALANCHE!!!
[...] So last spring I wrote a post about the best road trip game of all time. Since that time, most everyone I know plays it when they’re stuck in the car. I randomly get texts from my sister that say nothing more than “Anal Probe.” This is a game that never gets old. So, before you take off for your first road trip of the summer, take the time to read all about Anal Road Trip! [...]